tid·bit: 'tid-"bit; noun
Date: circa 1640
1 : a choice morsel of food
2 : a choice or pleasing bit (as of information)
3 : some stuff Brad, Pat, or Josh want you to know

07.28.02

there are days that are just days, then there are those that mark the calendar in your mind.  do everything you can to remember these days. if they're good, make them stand out, memorize every second of them that you can.  If they're bad, commit to memory how bad it really was, and compare that to the good ones. "you never really know how sweet the sweet is unless you've tasted the sour."  --Brad (and Jason Lee from Vanilla Sky)

08.06.02

The Sirloin Steak was originally just a loin steak.  But, then King Henry VIII (I AM) tasted it and liked it so much, he knighted it "Sir Loin Steak."  So now, it's just one word. -- Josh

08.06.02

So this guy's breaking into a house, and all of a sudden he hears, "Jesus is watching you."  He looks around and sees nothing.  Goes back to stealin' stuff and again hears, "Jesus is watching you."  This time he notices a parrot.  He walks up to the cage and says, "Parrot, WASSAT you?"  The parrot says, "Yes."  The robber asks the parrot his name.  The parrot replies,"Moses."  The robber says, "what kind of an idiot names a parrot Moses?"  The parrot replies, "the same idiot that names a rottweiler Jesus."  -- Patrick