Minutes for 3/15/01

Fellow Defenders of the Faith, here's the minutes from our latest "meeting"....a new record in speed-meetings!

I:    Call to order, 5:05pm at Scrimmages
    Officers Present:
        President
        Vice President
        Treasurer
        Secretary
    Members Present:
        Roger Traversa
        James Merkins
        Jamie Scaringi
        John Macconi
        Marc Samuelson
        Amanda Huginkiss (hey.....)
        Joe Cicero
        Carl
        Shirley Johnson
        Jim McMackin
II:   Reports:
        -President's Report---discussed the duties for Reeves Day (Sunday the 18th) as per the Calendar which was handed out. The pres. wants the campus plastered and saturated on Sunday with Reeves Fliers. Consequently, everyone needs to show up on Sunday to soak the campus in fliers (those of you who already said you couldn't make it are excused). We're meeting at the Crown Court (the place that sells coffee next to the mailboxes) at 3pm to kick start Operation Attwater. Sunday. 3pm. Be there.
        -VP report---(He lives!) no.
        -Secretary's Report----I yield my time to the distinguished gentleman from the Treasury Dept.
        -Treasurer's Report----Okay, all I have to say about Mr. T.s ramblings and rantings and ravings and complaints for you people who weren't there....oh dear Lord. Words can't do justice to Mr. T.s ire and his expression thereof against innumerable people and offices. You had to be there (that and I can't read my notes....).
III: New Members
        -We had three new people join the Caucus by unanimous consent: Stacy, Rob and Lisa
        -heh heh, they have no idea what they've gotten themselves into......
IV: Compassionate Conservative Committee Report
        -The chairman gave a pep talk about the requirements imposed on the Ronald McDonald Haus volunteers by the R.M. Haus, what to bring, when to be there, when we leave, etc. This action sparked a fierce but brief debate with Carl, who did his homework and was armed with considerable research into the pricing guidelines of various supermarkets and how they price pasta sauce...after a few broadsides were fired, order was called by the fearless President and things got back under control (or as close as we came to it that day...who's idea was it to have the meeting in the bar---alcohol---anyway?) Must have been the effects of the Ides of March....
V: Meeting Adjourned, 5:25pm setting an new world landspeed record for the shortest meeting.

That's it until the next exciting installment (I know you're all going to lose sleep over the anticipation)!

Mr. Secretary