I:    Call to order, 4:01pm
II:   Officers in Attendence:
        -President
        -Secretary
        -Treasurer
      Members in Attendence:
        Steve Brinton
        Rob Swanson
        Jamie Scaringi
        Shirley Johnson
        Carl
        Rob White
        Jim McMackin
        Marc Samuelson
III:  Shannon Reeves clip
        We listened to a brief clip from the radio on the Shannon Reeves event---we're famous!
IV:  Reports:
        -President:  Mike Castle is having his little town hall meeting...hopefully to explain why he's so liberal for a conservative.
Anyway the event is coming up soon---contact Mr. President for details.
        -Treasurer:  Our money (what little we have) is still there...maybe.
        -Secretary:  I'm encountering a little resistance at the Dean's secretary office re: fliers...I wonder why?
V:  Caucus B-B-Q
        (At this point Rob White and Carl raced out of the room to gather thier books---the class they were skipping suddenly let out
with little warning and that long bathroom break looked a little strange)
        -We've got a shing-ding coming up on April 12 at 4pm---that's next Thursday.  Gonna roast up some meat and drink some beer!
Details to follow, but mark the date on your calendars!  Don't worry, we don't have school next Friday, so everyone is expected to get
really drunk.
VI:  PILA Auction
        -It was suggested that the Caucus donate something to the PILA auction.
        -Mr. T. promptly said he pitied the fool who votes in favor of supporting those PILA whackos.
        -Of course this debate simply spilled over into a resentful discussin of the the recently ostracized outlaw, once known as the
Bimmer.  Now simply persona non grata.
VII:  Speakers for next year
        -Some names were tossed about (rather roughly, but we're sure thier egos will survive--for the right monetary compensation, of
course)
        -OLLIE
        -Jack Kemp
        -Ben Stein
        -Kathryn Harris
        -NEWT
        -Ben Hur
        -Clarence Thomas
VIII:  Open Forum
        -The "Why Can't We All Just Get Along Party" was proposed.  A "We Put the Party Back in Politics" thing, sponsored by us
(VERY informally) where the other student orgs are invited to join us at Scrimmages next Wednesday night to drink for the hell of
drinking.  No strings attached, no money out of the R.C. coiffers, just pay your own way and have fun with others from school.
        -Tenative Date: April 11, 8-ish, Scrimmages (next Wednesday the day before the B-B-Q
        -So far the ACLU has responded favorably to the idea, as has PILA (both unoffically of course...they're a little frightened of our
true goals...which is as it should be---if we get them to agree to go to the bar and pay thier own way, well then, they just subscribed
to a core Republican belief...)
        -Of course this sparked the most vehement debate since when the Bimmer was around----prompting the quotable quotes for this
week:
 
"Listen Woman, quit yer bitchin!  We know you're unhappy, already...Jesus!"     Rob White to Mr. T.
"Who are you?"   Mr. T.s eloquent response, which brought about a slight cacophony of laughter
 
IX:  Meeting Adjourned, 4:52pm
 
 
Mr. Secretary

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