Tee Shirts we would like.
Eleven dollars they cost.
Pay me soon, Caucus.
Most things are unchanged
From last treasurer’s report.
Purple fountain pen.
The moral problem
Is solved if we spend three bills
On a reception.
OK, so most things are still the same as far as the overall financial situation of the Caucus. And yes I know my use of the term “bills” in the third haiku is extraordinarily surreal and uncomfortable. Damn those restrictive rhyme schemes. I’m getting some forms from the SBA to take care of sending checks and making deposits, so hopefully that’ll be cleared up after Spring Break…Spring break, now there’s a misnomer. I’ll be working a nice 40 hour week, whereas, I consider the rest of my life an endless vacation. But I digress. It seems that the moral dilemma through which I fought last meeting is taken care of if we spend about $350 on a little reception for our speaker, Mr. Reeves. In related news, I remind everyone that I need $11 for your t-shirts if you ordered one. Also, for those of you from section C, I ACCIDENTLY pulled the handrail off the wall, my bag got caught on it and I didn’t know, and kept walking and it came right out of the plaster. Like it’s a really shock that something might break in that horrible room. This was neither an intentional nor malicious act, and you’ll be happy to know that afterward, I called maintenance and informed them of the problem. So you see, I’m not half the monster I’d really like to be in my heart of hearts. That’s all for this week, as always
~Zach Naylor
Caucus
Treasurer