HAIR TODAY,
GONE TOMORROW?
Aug. 11, 2003
Last week on RAW, a cocky Chris
Jericho challenged Kevin Nash to a Hair vs. Hair Match. This week, Big Daddy
Cool has accepted. Now Chris Jericho is wondering what he has got himself into.
Have we seen the last of Y2J's flowing mane? Tune in to RAW next week to find
out.
Fans were treated to the
long-awaited return of Jim Ross to RAW this week. J.R. was quick to point the
finger at who he thought was responsible for the burns he received at the hands
of Kane. No, Ross did not lay all the blame on Kane. Rather, the voice of RAW
placed most of the blame on Eric Bischoff. He then told Bischoff that he was
going to sue him for forcing him to work in an unsafe working environment. Then
J.R. talked about his decision to sue Eric a bit with his buddy Stone Cold
Steve Austin. After talking to the Texas Rattlesnake, J.R. decided that he
would drop his lawsuit against Bischoff if the RAW Co-General Manager signed on
for a match. Thinking he was going to have to battle Shane McMahon, the same
guy he pinned last week, Bischoff happily signed on for the match. Little did
Bischoff know, however, the match was really against Kane!
Believe it or not, Eric Bischoff
was able to score a count out victory over Kane. After his match, Bischoff
relaxed in his locker room. While relaxing, Stone Cold told Bischoff that he
should have read the contract more clearly. The contract clearly stated that
the winner of Eric Bischoff vs. Kane would have to battle Shane McMahon at SummerSlam.
The main event of the evening saw
Goldberg battling Ric Flair, with Randy Orton serving
as guest referee. Clearly, Orton had trouble calling the bout down the middle.
As a result, he found himself a victim of a Goldberg Spear. While
the ref was out, Goldberg Jack Hammered Ric Flair.
Shawn Michaels ran down and motioned Orton's arm three times towards the mat,
signifying that Goldberg was indeed the victor.
Match results:
Rico & Miss
Jackie defeated Scott Steiner & Stacy
The Dudley Boyz
defeated La Resistance via DQ
Intercontinental Champion Christian
defeated Spike
Eric Bischoff defeated Kane by
count out
Women's Champion Molly pinned Gail
Kim to retain the title. The match also featured Trish Stratus.
The Hurricane defeated Rodney Mack
Goldberg defeated Ric Flair