SmackDown! Results -- 9/1/03


The Honeymoon is over!

Dawn Marie and Al Wilson saw their honeymoon come to an abrupt end during SmackDown! The newlyweds wasted no time in consummating their marriage … several times in fact! Dawn Marie couldn't get enough of her new husband, but she was too much for the 61-year-old Al to keep up with. After yet another marathon session of lovemaking, Dawn realized that Al was unconscious. She frantically called in EMTs, who discovered that Al's heart had stopped! The EMTs shocked Al with a defibrillator and managed to get a pulse. Al was rushed to the hospital as Dawn Marie cried hysterically.

Dawn has more to worry about than her husband's health. She will face off against Torrie Wilson at the Royal Rumble in the first-ever Stepdaughter vs. Stepmother Match! Torrie compared their situation to the story of Cinderella. The only difference, Torrie stated, is that if she gets a hold of glass slipper, she'll put it someplace on Dawn Marie where it definitely does NOT fit!

Expect an incredible confrontation when Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle throw down at the Royal Rumble. The two archrivals clashed unexpectedly during SmackDown! After a shot from Angle's crutch allowed Charlie Haas to defeat Edge, Team Angle ganged up on the defeated Superstar. Benoit rushed in and cleared the ring, which clearly pissed Angle off!

Later, Benoit had Team Angle's Shelton Benjamin ready to submit to the Crossface, but Angle climbed to the ring apron and screamed at the referee. Benoit popped up and went to face Angle, but the Crippler was chopped down by Angle's crutch! Team Angle ganged up on Benoit and beat him mercilessly before slinking backstage.

Early in the night, Paul Heyman and the Big Show threatened to teach Brock Lesnar a lesson. Brock, however, showed that he's well ahead of the learning curve. After dismantling A-Train with an F-5, Brock called out Heyman and Show. The agent and his client appeared to be headed from the locker room to the ring, but they halted and left the building. On the way out, Heyman taunted Brock by saying that he cannot beat the Big Show. Brock could only seethe while watching Heyman's antics on the TitanTron from the ring.

Match results:
Big Show def. Rikishi
John Cena def. Chavo Guerrero
Billy Kidman def. Matt Hardy
Tajiri def. Jamie Noble
Charlie Haas def. Edge
Chris Benoit def. Shelton Benjamin by disqualification
Bill DeMott def. Shannon Moore
Eddie Guerrero def. B-2
Brock Lesnar def. A-Train