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    WWF Smackdown!

    LIVE from Tacoma, Washington, the WCW Title is again on the line tonight, on WWF SmackDown!

    We start with video of Torrie Wilson's use and abuse of Vince McMahon last night. The SmackDown video rolls and the pyro explodes! MC announces that the Tag Titles are on the line when the Dudleys face Spike and Jericho. Also, the WCW Title is on the line when Booker T defends against DDP.

    Chris Jericho & Spike Dudley vs. Dudley Boyz for tag title

    The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, and the Ayatollah comes down the ramp for his attempt at regaining the Tag Titles, with a new partner in Spike Dudley. The D-Bombs hit, and the two other Dudleys come out, ready to put their gold on the line. Jericho and D-Von start this one, with D-Von getting in the early shots. D-Von stomps on Jericho in the corner, but Jericho explodes with a clothesline from the corner. Chops by Jericho and a low knee. Hiptoss by Jericho and an Asai dropkick, sending D-Von out. Back body drop to BuhBuh and a dropkick sending BuhBuh out. Spike runs in and uses Jericho as a ramp to leap onto his brothers on the outside. In the ring, Jericho takes down D-Von and Spike hits the Wassup Headbutt! Spike pokes D-Von in the eyes and goes for the Acid Drop, but D-Von 'buckles him. BuhBuh comes and locks him into the Tree of Woe, allowing D-Von to stomp away. Tag to BuhBuh. Knockdown punches throw by BuhBuh, followed by a back body drop. BuhBuh walks all over Spike's face and tags in D-Von. Big time double flapjack by the Dudleys. Blatant choke by D-Von, but he misses a splash in the corner. BuhBuh hits a big boot, knocking Spike off the apron. Outside, BuhBuh nails Spike and tosses him in. D-Von makes the cover 1-2-broken by Jericho. Scoop slam by D-Von, who goes second rope and misses the leg drop. Double tag. Jericho hits a flying foerarm and a clothesline to BuhBuh. He knocks D-Von off and hits a spinning heel kcik to BuhBuh. He misses a bulldog, but locks in the Walls on BuhBuh. D-Von runs in and forces Jericho to break the hold. Jericho and D-Von battle out, but Jericho makes a quick tag to Spike. Missile dropkick by Spike to BuhBuh 1-2-kickout. Sunset Flip by Spike with help from Jericho 1-2-kickout. D-Von slams Jericho into the barrier and runs into the ring as Spike goes for the Acid Drop on BuhBuh. BuhBuh keeps his ground and tosses Spike into the ropes. Spike bounces off and into a 3-D 1-2-3!

    In the back, Vince is pacing in his room when Austin comes in, followed by Debra carrying a bunch of gifts. Vince talks about how he was humiliated by Torrie last night. Austin tells him to get himself together. Debra says that Vince got what he deserves. Austin says that he didn't deserve that, and that's why he brought him a present, straight from Texas. Austin picks up one of the presents and gives Vince a present, and then says that he bought himself one as well. Austin says they chould open their presents together, and they both find nice white cowboy hats. They put the hats on, when Kurt Angle comes in. Angle says that he's here and ready, but then notices the hats. He remarks that they have the same hats on. Vince tells Angle that Austin bought him the hat, all the way from Texas. Angle rolls his eyes. Austin asks what that's all about. Angle says that Austin bought Vince a gift, and himself a gift, but not Kurt Angle. Austin says that he doesn't like Angle much, but he does like him, and bought him a gift. Angle opens his present to find a kid's straw cowboy hat, complete with the string around the chin.

    The WCW Invasion isn't just happening with the wrestlers. The refs are involved too. We see a little scuffle going on in the referee's locker room, where Earl Hebner and the WWF refs tell WCW Head Ref Nick Patrick and friends to keep their stuff on their side of the room.

    Crash vs. Jacqueline

    In the arena, Crash makes his way down, frown on his face. Jacqueline comes down next, ready to take on her former partner. Crash attacks Jacqui right at the bell and stomps away. Jacqui fires back and starts chopping away at Crash, but he knocks her down again, and tosses her out of the ring. Crash misses a baseball slide to the outside, and Jacqui clotheslines him down. She rams his shoulder into the post, and then drags him back in the ring. Crash rakes Jacqui's eys and chops away, but Jacqui hits an armdrag and wrenches Crash's shoulder. Jacqui goes second rope, still holding Crash's shoulder. She straddles the arm and leaps down, slamming the shoulder down under all her weight. Jacqui contineues the shoulder wrenching, but Crash blocks a Tornado and hits a suplex 1-2-kickout. Clothesline by Crash, and he goes up top. Jacqui 'buckles the now-bleeding Crash and goes up with him. Top rope hurricanrana by Jacqui 1-2-3!

    In the back, Trish comes up to Jeff to thank him for saving her from Big Show. Matt and Lita come in and Lita demands to know what Trish is doing in their locker room. Trish leaves and Lita and Matt just stare at Jeff. Michael Cole explains that Booker T was battered and beaten after last night's altercation, but is here to defend the title again tonight. He announces Booker T's arrival, but I guess they'll tape that later.

    Over at Vince's room, the cowboy-hatted three discuss Booker T's arrival, when someone knocks on the door. Kurt lets in a guy who serves Vince with his summons to be in court on the 23rd of this month, the day after Invasion conveniently. Austin yells at Kurt for letting the guy in and demands the hat back. "Indian giver." "Jackass" "Indian Giver!" "Jackass!" Fade Out.

    Billy Kidman vs. Hollywood Gregory Helms for the Cruserweight title

    We come back to WCW SmackDown!, as Billy Kidman makes his way down the ramp to try and take the world-famous Cruiserweight Title from Hollywood Gregory Helms. Gregory Helms? Guess it's a new era... Kidman scores some quick roll-ups and hits a slingshot hurricanrana. Kidman and Helms fight outside, as X-Pac watches from the back. Flying crossbody by Kidman 1-2-kickout. Helms scores his first offense by tossing Kidman out of the ring. On the outside, Helms stomps away and then catapults Kidman into the ringpost. Back in the ring, Helms makes the cover 1-2-shoulder up. Helms with a backbreaker 1-2-shoulder up. Big boot by Kidman, and another, but Helms grabs him and hits a spinning knee to the face 1-2-shoulder up. Snapmare by Helms, then a leg drop 1-2-shoulder up. Helms sets Kidman up for the vertebreaker, but Kidman pushes out and bulldogs him down. Spinebuster by Kidman 1-2-shoulder up. Helms hits a reverse thrust kick 1-2-shoulder up. Kidman hits a powerbomb and goes up top for the Shooting Star Press, but Helms moves and hits the Nightmare on Helms Street 1-2-shoulder up! Helms again sets Kidman for the vertebreaker, and Kidamn again flips over. He locks Helms' head between his legs and jumps, slamming Helms' head hard into the mat 1-2-3! Billy Kidman is the new WCW Cruiserweight Champ!

    In the back, Vince tells his guys that all "those women" are doing is trying to ruin his reputation. He says that he won't let that happen. All he has to do is tell the public his side of the story. He just has to tell the truth. He leaves, and Angle tells Austin that he learned to tell the truth in the Cub Scouts. Fade Out.

    They tape Booker's arrival now. Booker enters the arena and has to walk through a hall of all the WWF Troops, who stare at him. The Acolytes mock him for getting his ass kicked last night, but Booker responds that he's the WCW Champ, and that's more than they'll ever have. In the back, Christian shines up the King of the Ring trophey when Edge walks in. Edge tells him that no one is allowed at ringside for his IC Title match against Albert. Christian says that he'll just stay in the back with the trophy. "No Chances" hits, and Vince comes down, cowboy hat still on. In the back, Angle and Austin are watching intently. They say that when you come into the world, you have nothing, and when you leave, you have nothing. Well that's not true. When each of the fans leaves, they'll have either a good or bad reputation. That's what you leave with. Linda would have all the fans believe that he has a bad reputation, that he's a womanizer, a skirt chaser. Last night, Linda conspired with Torrie Wilson to ruin his reputation. Just for the record, he wasn't going to go that far with Torrie. He may have had some lust in his heart, but he was just testing her loyalty as a prospective WWF employee. These last few days have been quite traumatic. He was served a subpena tonight to appear in court the day after Invasion, for the reason of dividing assets. He just wants to tell everyone in the back, in the audiance, watching at home, and the judge who will preside over the case: He's Sorry. If he's every caused anyone any pain, he is sorry, from the bottom of his heart. He really is sorry. He's sorry for the heartbreak he has caused. He's sorry for being misunderstood and misinterpretted. He breaks down and falls to his knees, claiming that he's sorry he was even born. Commissioner Regal and Tajiri run down and pick Vince up. Regal says that it is Vince's kindness that has made him the victim. Vince looks around and hugs Regal, much to the dismay of Austin and Angle in the back. Vince says that it's not his fault. It's not his fault that women find him incredibly attractive, that he's charismatic, that he's a self-made billionaire. It's not even his fault that he's "well endowed". Thank god he doesn't have anything in common with the fans. He is Vince McMahon, and he's damn proud of it. Fade Out.

    Hardy Boyz vs. Big Show & Billy Bitchcakes

    Matt, Jeff and Lita make their way down to the ring, followed by our old friend Billy Bitchcakes and his partner the Big Show. Matt and Billy start off with a lock-up. Billy kicks away in the corner and hits a back elbow. Hiptoss or two by Matt, who wrenches Billy's arm. Drop toe hold by Matt, and a tag to Jeff. Poetry in Motion to Billy 1-2-kickout. Billy rakes Jeff's eyes and tags in Show. Show tosses Jeff in the corner, but misses the splash in the corner. Show catches a leaping Jeff and flips him over his head down to the mat. Forearms by Show, followed up with a headbutt. Knees by Show, and he tags in Billy. Stomps by Billy 1-2-shoulder up. Billy rams Jeff's head into Show's boot and then tags the big man in. Kick to the groin by Show. Headbutt by Show and an elbow drop. Leg drop by Show, and he decides to go second rope. Show takes his sweet time, and thus misses the elbow drop. Tag to Billy, who grabs Jeff. Jeff with a mulekick and he tags in Matt. Swinging DDT by Matt 1-2-shoulder up. Billy tooses Matt outside, where Show goes after him. In the ring, Lita climbs the buckle and hits the Hurricane Lita on Billy, sending him out of the ring. Back in the ring, Show locks in a choke on Matt, but Jeff goes up and hits a front dropkick, knocking Matt out. Twist of Fate by Matt, followed with a Swanton. The ref pushes Jeff away because he's not the legal man as Matt goes up and hits the leg drop. Billy runs in and hits the One and Only on Matt. Show rolls over and gets the 1-2-3!

    In the back, Vince tells his guys that he's taking the night off to celebrate being Vince McMahon. He's decided to go to the nearest nude bar to get a drink. Vince takes Tajiri with him, as Austin and Angle turn to Regal. They demand to know what Regal was doing hugging Vince. Austin says that Regal makes him sick. Angle says the same. Austin turns and says that Angle makes him sick too. They then get into a verbal one-up game of who makes who the sickest. Comedy at it's finest people. Fade Out

    Edge vs. Albert

    The man who got everything he ever wanted, including the IC Title, comes down to the ring to defend against King Edge. Edge stops on the ramp and says that this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, he has a chance to win the IC Belt, but on the other hand, when everyone heard Albert's music, everyone changed the channel. That song is b-r-utal. He's not dealing with the X-Factor, he's dealing with the Crap Factor! Edge goes for a hurricanrana to start, but Albert grabs him. Edge triest to turn it into a sunset flip, but Albert lifts him up. Edge dropkicks him down, but Albert clotheslines him down. While Christian watches in the back, Albert hits some backbreakers and whips Edge hard into the corner. Albert hits a TKO-like slam 1-2-shoulder up. Albert hoists Edge up and bearhugs him, but Edge hits a bell clap to get out. Albert takes Edge down, but misses the headbutt. Edge tries for a few clotheslines, but they don't bring Albert down. Albert hoist Edge for a Baldo Bomb, but Edge turns it into a DDT! Edge goes up top and hits a missile dropkick 1-2-kickout. Mounted punches by Edge, but Albert low blows him off the top rope. Albert picks Edge up and hits the Baldo Bomb 1-2-3!

    In the back, the WWF Troops, including Essa Rios, try to appologize to Test for kicking his ass, but he walks off. As he leaves, Austin and Angle walk in. Austin tells them that the WCW are like a big bacterial infection, and if they don't band together, they won't stop it. Booker T is here, and he's the head of the snake. If you want to kill a snake, you have to cut it's head off. So tonight, they're going to make an example of Booker T. Angle says that Austin could do this on his own, but he wants their help. Hell, he could beat all of their asses, but he won't, because he's the WWF Champ. The Troops, including Essa Rios, decide that if Austin is so good, he can cut off the snakes head himself. Fade Out.

    Scotty Too Hotty vs. Dean Malenko

    Scotty dances his way down the ramp and into the ring. Dean Malenko comes down making his first in-ring appearance in a long while, with Terri and Perry, mop in hand, along side. Dean with a few headlock takedowns, then a shoulder block. Scotty hits a drop toehold and an armdrag. Arm wrench by Scotty, but he misses a dropkick. Jumping calf kick by Malenko, but Scotty rolls him up 1-2-kickout. Dean picks Scotty up by his previously injured ankle and slams him down. Stomps in the corner by Dean. Dean ducks an enzigrui and pulls Scotty down. Dean goes for a kneebreaker, but Scotty flips over and rolls him up 1-2-kickout. Dean takes Scotty down, but Scotty kicks him into the buckles. Dean comes back with a backbreaker and locks in the Cloverleaf, but Scotty is there at the ropes. Dean 'buckles Scotty and goes up with him. Scotty blocks a superplex and pushes Dean off. Scotty climbs all the way up and hits a missile dropkick. As Perry takes a seat on Fink's lap, Scotty backslides Dean 1-2-kickout, roll-up 1-2-kickout. Scotty floats over a suplex and victory rolls Dean 1-2-kickout. Scotty floats voer a gut wrench, but misses the bulldog. Dean hits a side slam, but guillotines himself in the process. Perry runs in with Scotty's visor on W-O-R-M. Dean kicks Perry in the groin and DDTs him. All this allows Scotty to run in and hit the bulldog. W-O-R-M. Worm chop on Dean 1-2-3!

    In the back, one of the WCW refs wishes DDP luck. DDP tells the ref that Taker has his brother watching Sara at the hotel, but he knows that Undertaker is around here tonight. But that's ok, because the Diamond Cutter is sharper than ever, and he'd love to do some cutting tonight. Fade Out. In the back, Debra asks tough guy Austin what he's going to do to Booker T. Austin says that he's the WWF Champion, and he's going to go down and scrub the floor with Booker T. He'll stomp a mudhole in him and walk it dry. Angle says he's hit him with the Olympic Slam and then lock in the Angle Lock and break his ankle. Austin shakes Angle's hand and tells him that that's better than just stomping him, so Angle better be the one to take care of Booker T.

    DDP vs. Booker T for WcW title

    We come back, and the arena is in full WCW attire. Scott Hudson and Good Ol' Arnie A welcome us to the Main Event, when WCW crashes SmackDown!'s party. Yo, it's DDP! Diamond Dallas Page makes his way down to the ring for his first actual match in the WWF/WCW era. The flames erupt and the WCW and US Champion comes down to the ring to defend. DDP attacks Booker as he enters the ring and this one starts out as a brawl. Spinning heel kick by Booker, and this one spills outside. Booker T slams DDP's head into the barriers and then tosses him back inside.Booker hits an elbow to knock DDP outside, and then elbow drops him from the apron. Back in the ring, DDP regains his control. DDP goes for the Diamon Cutter, but Booker pushes him into the turnbuckle. Jaw breaker by DDP and Booker goes down. Stomps by DDP and a short clothesline, then another. Page picks up Booker and tosses him out of the ring. Booker reverses a punch and tosses DDP onto the announce table. The brawl and go into the fans. Superkick by Booker T, but DDP fires back, clotheslining him back over the barrier to ringside. DDP slams Booker onto the announce table and then into the ring. DDP goes up top and hits a flying clothesline 1-2-kickout. DDP stomps away on Booker's head and then pounds him in the corner. Splash in the corner by DDP. Booker goes for a Sunset flip but DDP sits it down 1-2-reversed 1-2-kickout. DDP with an elbow drop to the groin, but Booker explodes back. DDP ducks the ax kick and hits a gutwrench powerbomb 1-2-kickout! DDP misses the splash in the corner. Booker blocks some punches and clotheslines DDP down. Flying forearm by Booker T. He calls for DDP to get up and hits the ax kick, but DDP escapes to the outside. Booker comes out and gets rammed by DDP. Page rams Booker into the stairs and then tosses Booker into the ring. Page gets a chair and comes in. DDT on the chair 1-2-shoulder up! DDP rears back with the chair when Taker runs down. DDP turns to get Taker, allowing Booker to roll him up 1-2-3! As DDP and Taker run up and out of the arena, Kurt Angle runs in. He picks Booker up for the Olympic Slam, but Booker flips out and hits the ax kick! Booker T escapes with his Title and his health up the ramp as Kurt is fallen in the ring.

    Meanwhile, out back, Taker and DDP have fought into the back. All of a sudden, six or seven WCWers appear from nowhere and attack Taker. They ram Taker into a steel door and then Mike Awesome spears him into the door again. DDP starts stomping away on Taker, when Shane'O Mac runs in. He pulls DDP off Taker and tells everyone to back off. DDP attacks Shane, when Booker T gets out there. He pulls the WCWers off Shane, only to get beaten down himself. End Show