HOGAN'S
WORDS
      Let me tell you something lil' dudes, the Hulkster's blood is running wild with the training, the prayers and the steroids...I mean, vitamins. I may be old lil' dudes, and I may look like I'm melting away, but the Hulkster is still the same man he was back when he helped Noah create the Arc. I helped build that Arc like I helped build up the N-duh b-yah-O in the now defunk duh-byah C duh-byah.

       I don't really know what else to tell you lil' dudes. I could tell you to stop throwing shit at my house, but I know you will not listen. I could tell you to stop throwing things at my wife. Maybe you will listen. And I could tell you to stop throwing things at me. I hate getting hit in the head with a metal rod. Damn you kids, don't you understand?!?! That shit hurts, man. I wish everyone would just love me like Bret Hart does. Oh yah lil' dudes, Bret and I love the loving. I gotta get me some of him later.

       Well it seems that my words were not very wise. They were not wise because I suck and I'm old. Poor me. So remember, say your prayers, and take your vitamins. Hogan out.
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"Hogan's Words" are completely made up by the Bobster. If anyone believes that the Hulkster actually said this stupid shit....well then you need help.