| How to eat a chocolate chip cookie like a child Half sit, half lie on the bed, propped up on a pillow. Read a book. Place cookies next to you on the sheet so that crumbs get in the bed.( do not try this as an adult...you wouldn't want someone to say you were crummy in bed) as you eat the cookies, remove each chocolate chip and place it on your stomach. When all the cookies are consumed, eat the chips one by one, allowing two per page... French Fries Wave one french fry in air for emphasis while you talk. Pretend to conduct orchestra. Then place four fries in your mouth at once and chew. Turn to your sister, open your mouth really wide and stick out your tongue coated with potatoes. Close your mouth and smile really big... chefmike note: If you get caught and yelled at because it is disgusting, cry and stomp your feet and repeat "...that's not fair..." |