| How to eat an ice cream cone like a child Ask for a double scoop. Knock the top scoop off while walking out the door of the ice cream parlor. Cry. Lick the remaining scoop slowly so the ice cream melts down the outside of the cone and over your hand. Stop licking when the ice cream is even with the top of the cone. Be sure it is absolutely even. Eat a hole in the bottom of the cone and suck the rest of the ice cream out the bottom. When only the cone remains with the ice cream coating the inside, leave on car dashboard. How to eat spinach like a child Divide your spinach into little piles. Rearrange into little piles. after five or six maneuvers, sit back and say you are full. How to eat cooked carrots like a child On the way to your mouth drop the carrots onto your lap, smuggle the carrots into your pocket and throw them in the garbage when Mommy isn't looking. Peas Mash and flatten into a thin sheet on your plate. Press the back of the fork into the peas. Hold fork vertically, prongs up and lick off the peas. Animal Crackers Eat each in this order...legs, head, body... |