"I can hold my liquor."
"No you can't."
"I can drink with the best of them."
"You can't drink with any of them, Josh."
~Josh and Donna





Feeling a little bored with reruns?

Restless in your whoredom?

Why don't you try our very own West Wing Drinking Game to spice things up a bit?
(remember don't drink and drive . . . but feel free to do your own rendition of The Jackal.)

In all seriousness though, please dont drink if you're underage. Kiddie Cocktails are cool enough.

Also, if you aren't looking to get tipsy by the time the theme music swells, feel free to pick your favorite rules from the list and play with those. The game can be manipulated to fit a specific set of episodes, or just let hell break loose, and go for them all.

And here we go!



The Rules:

Everytime Charlie smiles, take a sip.
Everytime Bartlet quotes the Bible, take 2 sips.
Everytime CJ kicks ass, take 5 sips.
Everytime Joey signs, take 2 sips.
Everytime Abby is pissed, take 2 sips.
Everytime there is homosexual tension between Josh and Sam, take a shot.
Everytime Josh and Donna flirt, take one sip.
Everytime the episode is named after a song, take 5 sips.
Everytime any character starts to wax poetic about the american people and the future and gets that glazed look in their eyes, take 3 sips.
Everytime CJ is in an evening dress, take a shot.
Everytime Toby yells, take one sip.
Everytime you notice Josh's sexy butt, take two sips.
Everytime there is a slow-mo dramatic walking hero shot, take 5 sips.
Everytime Mrs. Landingham talks about diets and nutrition/food take a sip.
Everytime CJ is outwitted, the person who catches it delegates 5 drinks to the person of her choosing.
Everytime CJ is right, take 3 sips.
Everytime there is metaphoric framing, take a sip.
Everytime someone calls CJ by her full name, take a sip.
Everytime Josh smacks the top of the doorframe, take a sip.
Everytime someone says "thing," take a sip.
Everytime they show that pretty outdoors shot of the White House, take a sip.
Everytime Josh appears in jeans, take a sip.
Everytime Leo yells "Margaret!" or Josh yells "Donna!!", take a sip.
Everytime Josh shows his dimples, scream "THUD!!!" and take sip.
Everytime Donna does that chewing the lip thing, take a sip.
Everytime they use their Secret Service code names, take 3 sips.
Everytime there is the threat of war, you have to scream "DUCK AND COVER", get under a desk/chair/etc. and take a shot.
Everytime Charlie and CJ talk, take 5 sips and scream "VIVA LA WHIPPERSNAPPERS!"
Everytime the bouncing ball appears, take a shot and bounce wildly around the room
Everytime there is an assassination attempt, take 5 sips standing up, spin around 5 times, take 5 more sips, spin around 5 more times and repeat this process until you fall to the ground "dead".

PINK SQUIRREL (Ainsley's drink of choice):
1 oz. Creme de Noyaux
1 oz. White Creme de Cacao
1 oz. Cream
Ice
Mix ingredients with ice in a shaker or blender. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

GRASSHOPPER (CJ's drink of choice):
3/4 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Green Creme de Menthe
3/4 oz White Creme de Cacao
Ice
Shake with ice and strain into a glass. Top with a green cherry.


Too smashed to move? Here, we'll help you go home.