"Honest to God, don't you ever get tired of the sound of your own voice?"
"No, no, no.."
~Donna and Josh



Us WWWhores have never all met. If we did, the world would certainly explode. And no one wants that, right? But even though we haven't met, we sure do communicate a lot. Here are some of our funnier moments. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: These are all supposed to be humorous. We're all crazy, and really don't mean to offend anyone. So yeah. Be cool.

Kari: ::giggles:: You know what this is?
Melody: Kind of amusing?
Rachel: insanity at it finest?
Kari: This is "The WWWhores: The E! True Hollywood Story.." "See what happens BEHIND the pretty website.." Yknow, cue the picture of Melody beating shit up with a bat. All we need now is like Rachel talking about the alcohol problems with her face all blurred out...
Rachel: as a techno remix of the West Wing theme song plays in the backround...

"Isn't Allison Janney just incredible?! Don't you just want to start your shrine now?! You know you do. Stop lying yourself! Worship the glory!"
--Stephanie

"Not capable of coherent thought.
AAAAAAAAAAAH!!
::worships CJ::
::jumps Josh::
OMGOMGOMG.
::twitches::"
--Kari

"So, Beth and I were watching all the Derby stuff on TV, and they start this story on Invisible Ink. The poor horse was SO sick. He lost, like, 200 pounds and he kept collapsing in his stall and his people never thought he was going to get up again. But then...the vet comes up with this idea!!

And in the background....the WEST WING SUITE STARTS PLAYING!!

So, I started FREAKING OUT. I was like "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THAT'S THE WEST WING SUITE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! W.G. SNUFFY WALDEN!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And it's telling this story of how the poor horse was near DEATH and the West Wing music was SWELLING in the background, but the vet SAVED the horse and the WW music PLAYED and it was all BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

So, I was sitting there freaking out and declaring my undying love and devotion to Invisble Ink, who had 50-1 odds. (for those of you who don't know...those are pretty bad odds). Because the poor horse was SO sick and stuff...

But you know what???

INVISIBLE INK CAME IN SECOND PLACE!! Cause he is a FIGHTER!!!! And he has WEST WING MUSIC!!!!"
--Melody

Stephanie Oh! Random question! What do you think Charlie drinks? (alcohol-wise)
Rachel: ::thinks::
Rachel: Martinis?
Rachel: nooooo. Charlie drinks Hot Chocolate. Because he's such a sweet sweet boy
Stephanie: He's in a bar. I need to know what he's going to order.
Rachel: I told you. A Hot Chocolate.

"---Fallen deeply under the spell of Aaron Sorkin's drug-upped mind. I thought Sports Night was great, but West Wing is just... glorious. It may just be Ratz's Crazed Obsession-Induced Weird TV Couple Pairing talking, but subtext is rampant on that show. There's Sam/Donna, Sam/Josh, Sam/Ainsley, Josh/Donna, CJ/Josh, Jed/Leo, Leo/Josh... the possibilities are endless, allowing my sick, perverted UC mind to roam free. It's like a little 9 girl waking
up Christmas day and finding Nick Carter, Britney Spears and the complete Malibu Stacey doll collection all wrapped up."
--Ratz

"Long live the WWWhores! ::chants:: ::starts a roasting spit:: ::grabs Anthony:: ::ties him up:: ::roasts him slowly on the open pit::"
--Stephanie

"3. The Best Primetime UST Couple Title (previously to Mulder & Scully) now falls to:
a. Buffy & Spike (Buffy)
b. Ed & Carol (Ed)
c. Lorelai & Luke (Gilmore Girls)
d. Logan & Max (Dark Angel)
e. Josh & Donna (West Wing)
f. Sam & Ainsley (West Wing)
g. CJ & Toby (West Wing)
h. Sam & Donna (um...)
i. Yeah, how about we just do "Entire Cast of West Wing" here? Yeah, sounds good, okay."
--Ratz

"I bow to no one.

Except maybe Aaron Sorkin and the cast of the West Wing, but you, oh Creature of the Earth, are not them."
--Stephanie

Tonight is the night of nights, the Holy West Wing Showing!"
--Stephanie

Julie: "They should make a whole line of TV Noodles. imagine Josh noodles. "
Kari:  "It could be a special hormone pack!! Josh and Carter and Mulder and Sam.."
Kari: "And that guy from JAG, cause all men in uniform are hot."
Julie: "And you could like, make a mini story with your noodles. Like there's Mulder drowning in the cheese and Josh has to save him, and Carter has to take him to the hospital so he can be resuscitated.. "

Aaron Sorkin is a freaking genius and I would sell my soul to him just so that I could be near him. Or something. I would especially sell my soul to him if he let me have a little fun with Rob Lowe in his glasses."
--Stephanie

"::does an interpretive WW dance to it::
::becomes Sam::
::becomes Josh::
::becomes Donna::
::becomes the helicopter::"
--Melody

"::waves::  I'm Melody.  The screen name can be found above.  And as much as I'd LIKE to be C.J. Cregg and Josh Lyman's lover, I'm neither.  ::sighs::"
--Melody

"::cheers for self::  ::cheers for Kari::  ::cheers for Josh::  ::cheers for CJ::  ::cheers for Aaron Sorkin::  ::goes off to eat more chocolate::"
--Melody

"I'M NOT FREAKING OBSESSED WITH THE SHOW!!! ::shivers with denial::"
--Melody

" ::puts on Brothers In Arms::  ::does an interpretive Brothers-In-Arms/End-Of-West-Wing-Season-Finale dance::  ::puts on a raincoat::  ::walks through the White House::
.::drives past the National Cathedral::  ::drives to the State Department::  ::hands POTUS a towel::  Watch this......::sticks her hands in her pockets::  ::turns her head to the side::  ::smiles::"
--Melody

"Then I made note-cards. Lots and lots of notecards. I felt like Donna. But I didn't have Josh to give them to. That was sort of disappointing."
--Stephanie

::twitch:: when I was 9 ::twitch:: I fell off my.. ooo rob lowe. ::open mouthed trance/drooling ensues::
--Julie

"And Steph, did you catch that comment about Jane knowing what cheesecurds were being the end of conversation on their first date? I think youmay be right about something ;) "
"::cracks up:: I told you! I told you! Just LOOK at the way that man walks. He is getting some action."
--Jen and Stephanie

I. Am. In. Awe.

Oh. My Freaking Lord.

"Was that not the most incredible thing you have EVER seen?! The hands in the pockets! ::dies:: My mom and I were on the couch just BAWLING.

But when Bartlet called Josh his son, I melted. When young Mrs. Landingham said Jed needed an older sister, I died. That was the most incredible thing ever. So well done. SO WELL DONE. The feet shot! I was dying! The whole thing! The music! The shots! The cigarrette!"
--Stephanie ("Two Cathedrals")

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! That was so amazing. HE PUT HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS!! HES RUNNING!

And the MUSIC!! And calling Josh his son! I was crying like the WHOLE TIME.

OMGOMGOMG. This was so amazing. SO FREAKING AMAZING.

Where are all you people? I NEED TO SCREAM!!"
--Kari ("Two Cathedrals")

"Stephanie :)
who loves loves loves the West Wing. Betcha didn't know that!"
--Stephanie

"Seriously. The deprived WW fans will REVOLT!! Need to see season 1! STORM THE BASTILLE!! Okay. Putting my head down now."
--Kari

"::bounces around::

::flashes the WW gang sign::

-- Melody..::puts on blue armani and does an interpretive dance::"
--Melody

"You know what I really love? They totally take care of their fans that have been watching since the beginning. The big potatos with Sam and Laurie, and Leo and the alcoholism, it rocks. Oh! And Sam and the tankers! Aaron Sorkin has CONTINUTITY! Do you HEAR that Chris Carter?!"
--Stephanie

"And Josh was in earthtones again. ::drools:: And Sam had glasses. Whoo, hormonal overload."
"YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Men in glasses are good (that man in anything is good, though)."
--Stephanie and Kat

"And by the way, I've decided that since I'm the Queen of West Wing, Kari, Jen, and Melody can be the princesses. And Rachel is the Whippersnapper. :) We can have crowns and wands. Wands! And sparkles! Yessssssss."
--Stephanie

"::puts Charlie and CJ in a room together:: just let nature take it's course..."
"::stares:: Sick and wrong, Rachel...sick and wrong."
--Rachel and Melody

"Oh and Care, that was Joey (the deaf woman) and Josh (Kari's Hormone Sensor)."
--Stephanie

::while walking the streets of San Fransisco::
Stephanie: I wish I had a boat.
Rachel: What would you name it?
Stephanie: I don't know. The C.J. or something like that. POTUS maybe.
Rachel: Something relating to the West Wing
Stephanie: Yea
Rachel: Ohmygod! Ohmygod! I know what you can name it! You can name it the Sam Seaborne!
Stephanie: YES!
Rachel: Get it? Sea-borne. And you can paint a giant pair of glasses on the front

I informed my parents tonight I'm going to buy a sailboat and re-name it the Sam Seaborne."
--Stephanie

"And Kari can be the Princess of Josh. Rachel is the Whippersnapper of Charlie. Any other requests? And just so you know, C.J. is mine. Mine mine mine. And Sam is my lover. Hehehehehe."
--Stephanie

"Do I get extra Princess of Plot points or something for analyzing an ep for a paper? I'm curious."
"Nah, you only get points for making the queen brownies. Though I suppose I could give you a few minutes alone in the Roosevelt Room with Sam and his glasses. :)"
--Jen and Stephanie

"My Sam! At least temporarily, when I have to give him back to Steph. Or do I? >:)"
"You see that crown on your head? Who gave you that crown? Who has the power to take it away? ::channels her inner Margaret Hamilton:: Me me memememememememememememememe! And Sam is Mine! My harem! Mine! ::cackles:: ::throws sand and shovels at people:: I think I'm 3 again."
"::whimpers:: Fine, OK, I've had my day with him. You can have him back now. ::whispers to Sam:: I'll be back, sweetie."
"Don't you worry Sammy-poo, you'll never have to go back to that mean and nasty old lady again. "
--Jen and Stephanie

"32 hours! 32 hours!"
"24 hours! 24 hours!"
"3 hours and 45 minutes!! 3 hours and 45 minutes!!!"
--Stephanie, Kari, and Melody

"6. Rob Lowe/David Duchovny/Bradley Whitford suddenly grabs you and drags you into a closet. What do you do?"
"Slap some glasses on Rob, put a black T-shirt on David.. and um.. strip Bradley naked? "
--Stephanie and Kari


back to the brothel..