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Member Profiles
At the Prenup party a questionnaire was passed round and the Cats filled it out! It was a sick kitty that thought these up! And WTF...didn't matter if you weren't there.....we filled em out for you anyway!
Bruce (www. Rowdy)
Member of HOG International and Central West HOG Chapters
Rides a 2000 Softail Heritage Classic with all the gizmos. Most important accessory: cigarette lighter
Kate (www.Slippery)
Member of HOG International, Central West and North-West HOG Chapters
Rides a 2000 Dyna Convertible
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Something
I can understand the words of.
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Bundy/Beer
3)
What do you love to do? Play with my Voo Doo Dick. Please note I have
a very clever husband because he wired it to 240 volts.
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?................................................Depends
whether its wet or not
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................My clever
wit.
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?............................In any position that Voo Doo
Dick will work
7)
What star sign are
you?...................................................................................Libra
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Power
outages
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?..Giving instructions when I should shut up
10) Why do you persist in being a
member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?....I own ½ the meeting place so they
have to wear me
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.......... Not likely
Duds (www.Chairman)
Member of HOG International, North-West HOG Chapters and Ulysses member
Rides a 98 Road King Classic
1)
What style of music do you
like?...............................................tone deaf, 2 left
feet..... does it matter??
2) What’s your favourite poison?.........................................................whatever the lady is drinking
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................straddle the saddle
4) How big is your prick/pussy?................................................................can I lie about this?
5) Tell us one positive thing about yourself?........................I'm a Caring Understanding Nineties Type
6) What’s your favour position (wink, wink)?............holding the handlebars, head back, teeth gritted
7) What star sign are you?........................................and here the cat roar, give me more, give me MORE
8) What really pisses you off?.................getting knocked back by an ugly one, getting knocked back by a good looking one I can handle......sorta.......kinda.......bitch!!!!!!!!
9) What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you wish)?.......all of me
10) Why do you
persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?...you mean
there are other clubs that would have me?
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.........*looks at his right hand* no darling..I wouldn't 2 time you!
Ted (www.Night Stalker)
Member of HOG International, North-West HOG Chapters
Rides a 99 Night Train
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Loud
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Bundy
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Ride
my Harley & party
4)
How big is your prick/pussy?................................................................They call me Tripod
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.........................................................I’m
lovable
6) What’s your favour position (wink, wink)?.....................................................How do you choose
7)
What star sign are
you?....................................................................................Aries
8)
What really pisses you
off?...............................................................................Girls
that say no
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......My aggressive nature
10) Why do you
persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?...I love
fuckwits
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.........Always available
Megan (www.CW)
1) What style of music do you
like?...................................................................Slow
Jazz
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Bundy
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Read
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?.........................................................................What's
size got to do with it
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................I love water
sports
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................In the wet
7)
What star sign are
you?..................................................................................Gemini
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Pretenders
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......I talk to much, and laugh to loud
10)
Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett
Wildcats?....Because they have a beaut spa
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?..........Only to the Night Stalker
Stan (www.The Cookie Monster)
Member of HOG International and Northwest Outback HOG Chapter
Rides a 98 Springer Softail
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................All
kinds, not classical
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Bundy
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Party,
party
4) How
big is your
prick/pussy?...........................................................................Small
5)Tell us one positive thing
about
yourself?.........................................................I’m
fucking good
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................Riding
7)
What star sign are
you?....................................................................................Pisces
8) What really pisses you off?..............................................................................Fuckwits
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......It’s OK
10) Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett
Wildcats?...Cause I was fuckin here
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.........No, just about to get married
Anne
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Rock’n’Roll
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Bundy
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Stan
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?...........................................................................In
cms or Inches
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.........................................................I have A+
blood
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................On the bike
7)
What star sign are
you?....................................................................................Aries
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Intolerance
9) What
about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......Not talking enough/or talking too much
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.........I’ve already given the answer away
Ferg (www.Ferg)
Rides a VN 1500 Vulcan
1)
What style of music do you
like?...................................................................Heavy
Rock/BluesKel (www.Preacher)
Rides a Honda Shadow 1100VT
John (www.Fu)
Rides a 98 Springer Softail
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Country
& Western
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Bundy
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................FUCK
FUCK & FUCK again
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?.........................................................................It
fills a football sock
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................I’m a
chick magnet
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................On the bottom
7)
What star sign are
you?...................................................................................Porno
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Smart
arse loud mouths
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......Being a chick magnet & being able
to fill a football sock
10) Why do you
persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?....I needed a
home
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.......... Are you stupid (Refer Above)
Rae (www.Puss)
Rides a Kawasaki GPZ 600
1) What
style of music do you
like?...................................................................Classical
2) What’s
your favourite
poison?........................................................................Yarnie
3) What
do you love to
do?.................................................................................Get
home safely
4) How
big is your
prick/pussy?.........................................................................Not
big I had ceasars
5) Tell
us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................I’m
positive
6) What’s
your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................My thumbs in someone's
trapezius
7) What
star sign are
you?..................................................................................Libra
8) What
really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Barking
dog under my wheels
9) What
about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......Because I’m perfect
10) Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett
Wildcats?....All amenities provided
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?..........For what??????
Nigel
Rides a Triumph 900 Thunderbird
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Rock
Old & New
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Hahn
Light then Bourbon
3) What
do you love to
do?.................................................................................Sit,
look, smell
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?...........................................................................Ask
Rae
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.........................................................Easy
pleased
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................Laying down
7)
What star sign are
you?....................................................................................Scorpio
8)
What really pisses you
off?.............................................................................When
you step over the line
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......??????????
10) Why do
you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?...Riding
together
11) Are you
presently available (promise we
will only tell the web master)?.........Ah,mm,ah, well?
Terry (www.Fungus)
International member of HOG and Ulysses member
Rides
a 99 Fatboy. This partly makes up for him having the worlds slowest
internet connection.
Peter (www.Rocky)
Rides a Harley
Keith (www.Rossco)
Member HOG International and North-West HOG Chapter
Rides a Softail
1) What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Regii,
Rock (Heavy)
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Bundy
3)
What do you love to
do?................................................................................Oral
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?.........................................................................Perfect
5) Tell us one positive thing
about yourself?.......................................................I’m
always negative
6) What’s your favour
position (wink,
wink)?.....................................................First
7) What star sign are
you?...................................................................................Neptune
8) What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Surveys
9) What about you, pisses
everyone else off (you can be honest if you wish)?.......Just being there
10)
Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett
Wildcats?....Luv all the members
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?..........Never
Paul (www.Skinny)
Rides a Softail Custom
Sharon (www.Zipper)
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Rock’n’Roll
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Bundy
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Party,
party and get Tattoos
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?...........................................................................At
least a garbage bin lid will cover it
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.........................................................I put up
with Skinny
6)
What’s your favour position (wink, wink)?..Good old fashion fuck,
but I really like being dominant (WHIPS AND CHAINS)
7)
What star sign are
you?....................................................................................I
was born a star
8)
What really pisses you
off?................................................................................Skinny
on the piss
9) What
about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......My whingeing
10) Why do you persist in being a
member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?...I keep track of Skinny.
They gave me some chances to
get a life.
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.........Nooooooooo
Bill (www.Cooky)
Rides a Dyna
Pat (www.Mr Jack Daniels)
Rides a Honda CBR900 FireBlade
Rob (www.Tallie)
Member Ulysses
Rides a Honda Shadow 1100VT
1)
What style of music do you
like?...................................................................Good
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?.......................................................................Bundy
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Ride,
drink and party
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?........................................................................Big
enough to do the job
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................I’m a nice
guy
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................All and ANY
7)
What star sign are
you?..................................................................................Scorpio
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Fuckwits
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......My forwardness
10) Why do you
persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?....They know
how to have fun
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?..........Always for the Bad Bitch
Shelly (www.Bad Bitch)
Rides a Yamaha Virago 250
1)
What style of music do you
like?...................................................................Rock’n’Roll
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?.......................................................................Kahlua
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Party
all night long
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?........................................................................As
big as it needs to be
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................I’m a
bitch
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................Rocking chair
7)
What star sign are
you?..................................................................................Libra
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Back
stabbers
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......I’m abrupt
10) Why do you
persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?....They keep
asking me back
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?..........No, but open to negotiations
Bob (www.Buttercup)
Member HOG International and North-West HOG Chapter
Rides a Softail Custom
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Rock’n’Roll
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Rum
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Ride
my bike
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?.........................................................................1
1/2"
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................I’ve got
really great buns
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................69
7)
What star sign are
you?...................................................................................Scorpio
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Not
enough grog
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......Don’t like being called “Fairybread”
10) Why do you
persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?....Because
they’re a good crowd
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?..........Yes & No
Deb ( www.Bundy Bitch)
1)
What style of music do you
like?.........................................Give
it to me baby “a ha a ha a ha”
2) What’s
your favourite
poison?........................................................................Bundy
3) What
do you love to
do?.................................................................................Fucken
Party
4) How
big is your
prick/pussy?.........................................................................Fucken
Wopper
5) Tell
us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................Not a thing
6) What’s
your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................Not telling you
7) What
star sign are
you?...................................................................................Shark
8) What
really pisses you
off?..............................................................................A
bloke with no RUM
9) What
about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......Not saying a word
10) Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett
Wildcats?....TOP CROWD
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?..........Never, No way
Carmel (www.Blinker)
Rides Hooky but owns a Sportster
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Any
2) What’s your favourite poison?........................................................................Bourbon
3) What do you love to do?................................................................................Show my tits
4) How big is your prick/pussy?...........................................................................very tight
5) Tell us one positive thing about yourself?.........................................................great tits
6) What’s your favour position (wink, wink)?......................................................upside-down
7) What star sign are you?....................................................................................Taurus
8) What really pisses you off?.............................................................................nothing!!!!!! I tell you I'm nice!
9) What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you wish)?.......that I show my tits
10) Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?.......because I love em
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.........absolutely!!!!!!
Lloyd (www.Hooky)
Rides a Road King, member of HOG International
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Country
Rock
2) What’s your favourite poison?........................................................................Hot beer at Keepit Dam
3) What do you love to do?................................................................................no work
4) How big is your prick/pussy?...........................................................................big with a stud extention!
5) Tell us one positive thing about yourself?.........................................................Carmel says I'm a good fuck
6) What’s your favour position (wink, wink)?......................................................director!
7) What star sign are you?....................................................................................Sagittarius
8) What really pisses you off?.............................................................................someone with their hands on Carmel's tits!
9) What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you wish)?.......that I don't let em put their hands on Carmel's tits!
10) Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?.......because they leave me alone
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.........always!
Steven (www.Mr Vacuum)
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Country
(God is Slim Dusty)
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Scotch
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Anything
that gets me laid
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?...........................................................................Measurement
required
5) Tell us one positive thing about yourself?...................................I like to party
6)
What’s your favour position (wink, wink)?....On top, bottom
anywhere as long as I’m getting it.
(I’m a slut remember)
7)
What star sign are
you?....................................................................................Gemini
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Not
having a topless barmaid
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......I’m, a slut remember
10) Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?...I won't rest until I have a topless barmaid
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?..........No...never...not at all
Kelli (www.The Big Bitch)
Rides a Honda Shadow 1100VT
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Anything
2)
What’s your favourite poison?..................Something
undetectable (He’s insured for 1
million)
3) What
do you love to
do?.................................................................................Socialise
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?.................................................Not as big as
my arse (it’s the only thing that
didn’t grow)
5) Tell us one positive thing about yourself?.........................................................I don't need a loud speaker
6) What’s your favour position (wink, wink)?......................................................definitely NOT on top
7)
What star sign are
you?....................................................................................Libra
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................When
Rowdy tells me I’m to loud
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......The decibels
10)
Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett
Wildcats?...Just to get loud and piss Rowdy off
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?..........Only to Mr Vaccuum
Al (www.Big Al)
Rides a Harely
Mark (www.Farbio)
Rides a Honda Blackbird 1100
1)
What style of music do you
like?..................................................................Shit
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?......................................................................Scotch
3) What
do you love to
do?.................................................................................Root
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?........................................................................Small
but what it can reach it will spit at
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................I’m smart
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................Any one per year
is good
7)
What star sign are
you?.................................................................................Gemini
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Arseholes
and Pat
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......Me, Me, Me
10)
Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett
Wildcats?....Just to piss everyone off
11) Are you presently available
(promise we will only tell the web master)?..........Depends
Ros (www.Grumpy)
Rides a Triumph 595 Daytona and a Ducati 900S
1)
What style of music do you
like?...................................................................Any
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Kaluah
& milk
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Ride
(motorcycles that is)
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?.........................................................................Beg
your pardon
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................I can be
really nice (sometimes)
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................In the wind
7)
What star sign are
you?..................................................................................Pisces
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................A
pissed Palmer
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......I am really grumpy
10)
Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?....I
will ride to the end of the earth
11) Are you
presently available
(promise we will only tell the web master)?..........Definitely NOT
Liz (www.The Feral)
Our support vehicle driver
1)
What style of music do you
like?...................................................................Anything
that has a 4 beat
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Don’t
feed the feral vodka
3) What do you love to do?...........................................................................having fun with friends
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?.........................................................................No
kids
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.......................................................I’m blonde
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................I’m sure as
hell not telling you
7)
What star sign are
you?..................................................................................Add
a bit of water
8)
What really pisses you
off?..............................................................................Palmer
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?.......Being blonde
10) Why do you
persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?....Cause I get
paid to
11) Are you
presently available (promise we
will only tell the web master)? What was the question?
I wish I was really rich
John (www.JH)
Rides a Honda Blackbird 1100
Fay
Rides a Honda Shadow 600
1)
What style of music do you
like?....................................................................Classical
2)
What’s your favourite
poison?........................................................................Depends
3)
What do you love to
do?.................................................................................Root
JH
4)
How big is your
prick/pussy?...........................................................................How
long is a piece of string
5)
Tell us one positive thing about
yourself?.........................................................I can sell
you cheap insurance
6)
What’s your favour position (wink,
wink)?......................................................Anything with JH
in it
7)
What star sign are
you?....................................................................................We
didn’t know
8)
What really pisses you
off?................................................................................Bruce
9)
What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you
wish)?..Unwillingness to do more than 80km’s
per hour
10) Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett
Wildcats?...Because JH is
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.........No way Hosse
Rob (www.Cyclone)
Member HOG International and North-West HOG Chapter
Rides a Harley
1) What style of music do you like?....................................................................Rock’n’Roll
2) What’s your favourite poison?........................................................................Jimmy
3) What do you love to do?.................................................................................Fuck anything that walks
4) How big is your prick/pussy?...........................................................................Huge just ask me
5) Tell us one positive thing about yourself?.........................................................can't think of anything
6) What’s your favour position (wink, wink)?......................................................The Karma Sutra
7) What star sign are you?....................................................................................We didn’t know
8) What really pisses you off?.............................................................................Arsehole bike dealers
9) What about you, pisses everyone else off (you can be honest if you wish)?.......F.I.G. J.A.M.
10) Why do you persist in being a member of the Wandering Walgett Wildcats?...All party, no politics
11) Are you presently available (promise we will only tell the web master)?.........Anytime, anyhow, anywhere, anybody (but I pull up at necrophilia unless they are still warm).
Trevor
Rides a jappa
Michael (www.Swainy)
Member North-West HOG chapter
Rides a Harley
Kath (www.Boy Bait)
Rides a 250 Rebel
Al (www.Ice)
Rides a Honda 250 Hurricane (Baby blade)
Scott (www.Tommo)
Hayley (www.Blue Meanie)
HL (www.Hefalump)
Rides anything!
Trevor
TedF
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