Deals Put On Deal Table

Deal Put On Deal Table With Demons on Earth

Revision 10-16-98

• Devil is not in on this Deal No Way No How!!!   ABSOLUTELY NO MORE DEALS WITH DEVIL EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!
• Any Demons or Team of Demons that Kill Devil which Ends All Deals With Devil will be allowed to live on Earth until they Six Out on a designated Island somewhere in or near Devils Triangle aka Bermuda Triangle in the Bermuda Islands and will be allowed to live there isolated from all others on Earth upgraded to normal brain and body options just like the rest of the Real People in the IU.  They will stay on that Island and are not allowed to leave but will be an Island with an ample supply of its own fresh water, running water to buildings, electricity, sewer, and large enough for some agriculture.  Supplies will be provided that are purchased at standard prices and reasonable shipping fees with no price gouging and they will each be given a Hundred Million Dollars each in the currency of their choosing at the time of fund disbursement either in IU or US Dollars.  They can be Fags and Faggots and that will be over looked for them for the rest of their lives.  The GodNet will be in full force and other than the allowances will have to live under he current laws of the Infinite Universe just like all of the other Real People in the Infinite Universe.
• The GodNet will not harass them and will play by the same GodNet rules and motes operandi that they do in the rest of the Infinite Universe. They will not be judged dead during any judgments and will be allowed to Six Out.  When told to go to the Island they will have to make best efforts to travel there with the reasonable schedule provided.  Once arriving on the Island they will not ever be allowed to leave and the GodNet can and will kill them if they attempt to leave other than sport sailing and boating and jet skies and other water toys within a ten mile perimeter around the island.  No planes or flying allowed off or around the island even if big enough to have an airport.  Supplies will be shipped in at least once a month as long as they have the money to pay for all supplies and these will only be legal goods sold on the open market of Earth at the time including all building materials.  The Infinite Universe will have a cargo ship that is run and managed by the Infinite Universe that delivers all products and service providers and there will be no private ships allowed to go near the island which will be considered an IU Restricted Area.  The IU will pick up all shipping fees and there will be no charge but they have to pay all charges to the IU Docks. 
• We can have subcontractors go out there and do construction and building as long as the contractors agree to do the building and they stay at least a mile away and leave them alone and do not harass them and The GodFather handles construction details and are shown the progress online and the The GodFathers do all go between negotiations.  Breaking the 1 mile perimeter will allow The GodFather to legally kill the Demons. The GodFather will try and make best efforts to negotiate the best deal that is at market rates or better for the area or similar settings and conditions for building and construction on an island.  The money will be in either Infinite Universe or US Dollars whichever is the most acceptable currently at the time the disbursement is made which will be as soon as the upgrade is made and they are either transported to the island or are told to travel on their own reconnaissance. 
• No lease fees for them or property taxes but all other IU taxes apply.
• The Infinite Universe will build one bank on this island with the ability to electronicly wire transfer and do banking transactions with banks on Planet Earth. The Infinite Universe will pick up the tab for the building of this nice bank with a vault and the ability to handle the projected business and volume.
• No telephones or transmitters or any kind but they can have satellite television and radios and other types of electronic receivers only with no sending or transmitting.
• The team has to be personally involved in killing Devil and making sure authorities are notified or called so his body does not so stink so they can do an autopsy and a note has to be left saying to send email to this site so TJCG can personally go and verify if he so chooses.  Demons each and everyone of them in on this deal will have to send one email message with the details and their account with full publishing right with no editing and will be put online at the option of TJCG.   This Deal is On Deal Table Now and will be on deal table until pulled off deal table.   This Deal can be pulled anytime with or without notice.  The GodFather(s), if legally possible, will cover up the Demons channel that want to do this for a certain period of time while they make best efforts to accomplish killing Devil.   Demons need to pray to The GodFather on their knees and say they worship The GodFather to and ask for protection while this Deal is on Deal Table.   They will continued to be covered up by The GodFather from this moment on and will gateway to any other Fags and Faggots.
• No other people will be allowed on this island.
• The 100 Million Dollars is Net of taxes but they will be required to pay all taxes on Planet Earth just like anybody else on the Planet or any IU Taxes in the future.
• They will not be allowed to get online with anybody else in the IU including all of the Online Services and people of the Planet of Earth and will have to negotiate through The GodFather for all business transactions and will be quarantined from the rest of the people of the IU and Planet Earth.  The GodFather will gateway to show them what is out there as far as shopping and goods and services and that is all and then will make the buy for them at their negotiated or determined top dollar for the contract or deal.  There will be no option to be or get online with TJCG anytime and TJCG reserves his right to fully cover up.
• There will be no Hell options for these Fags and Faggots and once Sixed Out they will just go away for all eternity and they can will any money or personal property to any other Demon on the island.
• There will either be The GodFather or GOD Turtles performing the different tasks of covering them up and isolating them and gatewaying them someone managing them at the time
• TJCG will not take their money and or personal property away and will stick to the current rules of the IU and Planet Earth at the time. 
• They can take all their stuff with them as long as they ship it to the IU Docks.  They need to take full responsibility for the proper packing of the goods and provide insurance.  They need to get all things appraised and catalogued if they are concerned about expensive and or "irreplacable" property in case the ship sinks or there is some other unforeseen accident and or catastrophe.  If legal at the time they can ship any substance such as alcohol or cigarettes or other substances ingested and the IU will not regulate them on these controlled substances in the future and will let them trash their brains and bodies. They will be upgraded on schedule plus or minus with any future major upgrade of the IU and or people of Planet Earth with no games.  The IU will make best efforts to ship all goods supplied at the docks to the Island ASAP.   This ship will be as large as the IU can get for Initial shipment and will make best efforts to use a large enough ship so there are delays that are as few as possible with shipping once goods are dropped off at the dock
• They can set up a fully operational ranch and farm at their expense and the IU will ship out breeding stock as ordered and in the future if available but it is highly recommend that they breed their own and the IU can make no guarantees as to the legality of meat eating in the future but will make an exception to the rule for them on the island as long as they breed thier own and they can breed and eat all of the meat they want as long as it is cattle, chicken, port, duck, fish, and game hen and that is all.
• Absolutely no lamb or sheep or they will be killed by The GodFather.
• Through The GodFather negotiation gateway they can contract private shipping but have to pick up all expenses on this shipping and this has to be approved by The GodFather and they cannot be anywhere near the docks when the shipment arrives and the crew will not be allowed to go ashore.  Again full IU Restrictions will be in place and the details of these restrictions include no fraternizing with the crew in any way and no going near the docks or Demons will be killed if in 1 mile of the cargo ship at the dock. There will be no games on approval of private shippers and The GodFather will be reasonable.
• No weapons such as guns allowed on this Island.
• No Satanic churches or Occult allowed and they have to comply with IU Law on this.
• If they can get the drugs the IU will not do any drug searches on the initial cargo shipped out and there after The GodFather will not negotiate any drug deals period.  The IU will not interfere with a drug raid or search or confiscation during transport to the docks.  We are referring to illegal controlled substances and recreational drugs such as cocaine, marijuana, meth amphetimine, ecstasy, heroine, opium, or any other drug designer or natural if they can obtain these drugs which is their problem.
• They can have fucking idiot fucking faggot toys on this island.
• If they kill each other the IU will not bring them back.
• If they die by accident the IU will not bring them back
• They will be allowed to live anywhere they want on Planet Earth until told to go to the Island or transported their by IU staff but have to play by all of the rules of the IU after the assassination of Devil except for the exceptions noted.  They will be allowed to do drugs, drink like fish, smoke as long as they do not get caught by current law enforcment and until the transition will have to comply with or not get caught by the laws of the country and state and county and city they live in with jurisdiction over them.
• If killed or they die for any reason before arriving on the island the Demons will be brought back with the latest copy, and no clones or other copies will be made for any purposes, while out and about on Planet Earth and will get the full cooperation from The GodFather when requesting their first upload and any upload there after at least once a year.
• They will be able to take all money with them that they have and get it exchanged in the future for IU Dollars when the transition is made to IU Dollars on Planet Earth at current exchange rates.
• No interest rates will be paid by the Bank on the Island and only IU Banks are legal and the Bank will be an IU Bank and no investment in the IU Stock Market.   The Island will plus or minus be a self contained and isolated economy.

11-15-98  The above did not happen and this deal above was pulled off of the Deal Table. Devil and Demons are now sentenced to Hell for all Eternity and the Demons are told they will have all Eternity reduced to a stint in Hell if they assassinate the Devil but no prenegotiations as to how much is shaved off the stint in Hell.