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Eve

The Original Woman

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Eve

The Original Woman

 

Early 1997

IN THE BEGINNING - Eve : I was little baby Eve and was were born out of a machine. I was the first or original women created and the most beautiful women ever created and The GodFather saw to this personally since we were for his Son.  The GodFather wants to say that Eve was origionally for Adam and Adam was God and Adam is still God and well Ted you and I need to realize that God is being framed and is upset a little by this website but oh well Ted you are a risk taker and are writing down what you hear and study people like you have never studied before and you will realize that Ted is an idiot that is trying to get the truth out there one way or another.  The GodFather wants to say that Eve was originally for himself and The Godfather is saying for him and to this day everybody fights over Eve and her love and affection and well Ted you have her now and she is married to Jesus Christ and that is you and was married to you before and now just loves you like a you know what the other way because you took on so many wives and women and Ted this is the Godfather and that is not totally true but partially true.

They were innocent with a built in character that was white as snow.  They were very nice and very innocent and had a very good life. They lived in the Palace of God in the capital city in Heaven called (called fuck me in the ass, it was a piece of shit, I hate it, it is never going to be the same, I hated it, I will never live there again, we are moving to the country, we love the ocean, we love you Ted, yes Ted that is for real ) Gods Palace.   We ran around naked all of the time and the GodFather looked at us and even told us to bend over so he could get a shot of our beautiful pussies. The GodFather loved to look at our beautiful bodies and our beautiful breast.  He loved to suck them and said that he was testing the flow rate of our milk.  He is a total pervert and a dirty old man and we really do not love him but need him because he is our doctor and he is The Creator.  He makes up silly excuses for the things he does and he is a total liar sometimes. 

THE MISSION TO SAVE THE PEOPLE OF THE PLANET EARTH: We love the fucking creator guy and cannot get over his little idiosyncrousies but he needs to straighten up and treat us with dignity and respect for the trip in space to the planet earth so we can help you and we can save you and we can save the people of the Planet Earth.  The GodFather is sometimes a fucking pervert but he loves everybody very much and loves to fuck way too much.  We want him to take some medication so he is not such a fucking maniac and chases us around the ship while in space for three or more fucking years.  He is a sex maniac and we protest his advances profusely.  Ted these are your Eve Babies and we are totally serious about this and want him meaning The GodFather to straighten up bigtime.  He is a total sex fiend and he needs to figure our how to fix his problem.  Sometimes he fucks for 24 hours in a day and gets no physical work done.   How can we reley on him while in space if he is in his quarters fucking all or your Eve Babies while the ship is running on auto pilot.  He is a fucking phreak for sex and he phreaks out if he does not get it enough and that is why we let him fuck us.  We are his sex toys and we do not want to be that anymore.  We want to help you help the people of the Planet Earth and we do not want to fail this mission.  We are leaving in a few days and it will take approximately three years and if we do not show up we want you to publish this part of the website to blame The GodFather for the mission failure.  The ship is totally loaded with Gold and Family Jewels and other precious gems and stuff of value so you can fund your mission there on Earth and I hope these ships don't sink or heal to much to much one way and Ted that was a whole lot of work taking those shuttles full of this stuff from Heaven and jumping over all of the 'so stink' bodies all over the place after the big drop and well Ted we have to wear gas mask and can hardly breath on that planet and rats and mice and flys and people dead everywhere and we don't like this but we are doing this for you. Anyway The GodFather is totally out of control and he needs to get with the program and find a cure for his problem or take tons of estrogen to counter his off the scale testosterone levels.   This is The GodFather and that is totally true and the Eve Babies as they call themselves need to also straighten up and cooperate with me on sex regulator options and other features so they do not sexually harrass me and chase me around the space ships while underway to save the people of Earth and save Ted. 

Conversation with The GodFather produced a reaction from The GodFather.  He is the smartest mother fucker in the Universe and brags about this all the time.  He knows how to fix his off the scale sex drive problem but is giving major pushback on this.  He wants to put the ship on autopilot and fuck the Eve Babies and do the rest in his head and rotate through the 300 fresh clones of Eve for the next three to four years.  He can fix it so he has no sex drive whatsoever or very little and be celabate and shall we say concentrate on his work and help the mission by diffusing the anger being vented very subtly by the Eves who evidently feel "OBLIGATED" to fuck him so they can keep him happy and accomplish the mission.  Ted this is The GodFather and that is totally fucking accurate.  Ted these are the Eve Babies and that is totally fucking accurate and has been accurate for the past 38 years in that we tried to keep The GodFather from commiting suicide and he would threaten every time he did not get enough sex saying that he was going to go crazy and kill himself if he was not being fucked and you want to know how much he wanted it.   It was all the time except to go to the bathroom, to eat, to clean occasionally, and to go out to get food which was high risk and I was captured and killed about 3% of the time I went out.  This was my life with The GodFather Ted and this will be our life with The GodFather on the space voyage so you have to marry us before we go so we can tell The GodFather that we are taken and cannot sleep with him.  Ted this is The GodFather and they are playing a game because they are going to fuck me no matter what so you need to not buy into this little shurrade. 

The GodFather is definately not under way to Earth not and will not show up on Earth because he had to go to War during the extreme great War and Judgments nad was finally in the cargo bay with a civil war formation killing the DarkSide and taking them out extremem and all that were alive after all of the cloning that there were distintive copies of were brought back and are OK now and have cloned more to do work such as CreationTech and other work and are not underway or going to show up on Earth so there is not confusion that The GodFather and or God of the Holy Bible is on Earth to confuse the situation with D's Safari and the fact that the Devil and Demons are the only non human beings of the fact of the Planet Earth so do not worry and there are not other being on Earth that are not human and The GodFather also known as God of the Holy Bible does not live on Earth and lives on a Planet in the rest of the Infinite Universe so do not worry about a thing and that is the Devil and The GodFather is saying do not worry about killing The GodFather when going after the Devil and Demons onf Earth.

 

THE SHORT STORY OF THE FIRST TORTURE OF THE EVES:  We met three extremely handsome guys on a side street in the evening while getting food one night. They had a top of the line sports car and were into money and flash. During about one hour of very nice and friendly conversation and kissing and hugging and caressing they told them that they were the daughter of God and the wife of Jesus Christ. ( Separated at the time because Jesus caught her and God in bed several times together.  Totally online with permanent records that were not erased. Jesus went on a business trip for several weeks and she was very discouraged one night and wanted to get comfort from God. She came into my bed totally nude and I was totally nude to get a hug and talk to me about things.  We all walked around the palace totally nude because I was the creator and they were comfortable with me as the creator and kind of like their doctor.  Adam and Eve were the same way. She was about 400 years old.  A very young girl in Heavens terms. )  Back to the three guys. When they heard that we were the daughter of God they were so excited they could hardly believe it. They tried to talk us into all kinds of things and finally convinced us to have anal sex.  They told us it would be the best sex we would ever have in our lives and we would come continuously for hours. We were sheltered and conservative and even after being around for over 400 years had never tried anal sex even though it was the norm in Heaven because most of the people were men and fags and there were very few women. Women were hated and most of them were killed and used in slave camps for making babies and very rough and hard sex. Men would buy them to take them off to kill them at clubs and in private. For about $100K in US Dollars.  They really sold this type of sex hard and they knew they could not get it at home because they had asked many times and it was refused. We told the guys that we wanted to try this anal sex and we had never had it before.  They took us to a club that they said was awsome but actually was the primary hard core torture and killing club.  We walked in totally niave to the fact that this was a torture club and they shuttled us to the back so we would not see the torture.  We heard blood curdling screaming but they said don't worry or pay attention because it is just people having the best sex of their lives. There were a lot of people around fucking on bed sofas.  There was a huge room with hundreds fucking.   About 99% men on men.  About 1% on women. I had a pure white dress like an angel.   Most people were wearing black.  We had a sofa and we just stripped and one guy layed down and they started giving him oral sex and then another guy put oil and slipped in his dick into her ass and it felt so good I could hardly believe it. They had given me so many drugs when the conversation started that by this time we were flying so high we had lost all commone sense.  That was the first time we had done that many or that type of drugs. Like strong LSD.  These three guys went round robin for a couple hours non stop with continual orgasm ( longest orgasm before was a few minutes ). I told them to go faster and I wanted more but they were tired.  I had a great young body with top of the line tissue so it could handle much more than others.  Their body design was over 400 years older.

We walked with them past some torture not paying attention and we took off our clothes and had anal sex with three guys in this club. They wanted to see how it felt.  They loved it! The sex progressed to a three on one orgy.  Those guys convinced them to be tied up and do light S&M and progressed in to the worst experience of our lives bar none when we were tortured for days and then killed after they put the origional women Eve into jail and used her clones for torturing and killing.

Cloned her and their were tens of thousands of them out their with the same memories.   They had copies of her in prison so people could buy a copy of her for about $10K dollars.  She did not want to change her looks because she liked all of the attention.

 

Eve and the Eves

  • Very female.
  • They were the most beautiful women in the universe and extremely special ( 3 grades above most).
  • They have good taste and like nice things and clothes but this is not a requirement.
  • They love very much but are also very needy -- insecure for love.
  • They would die for Ted if asked ( suicide mission ).
  • They are very much into self sacrifice but they want Ted individually.
  • They love me very, very, very much. (As a woman sexually and then as a mother caring and sharing).
  • They are very honest.
  • They are not gold diggers and would give up anything to make us happy.
  • They are open minded with sex and are crazy about anal sex. The ass options make them wild about ass sex and they can and want to go for hours because they get a continuous orgasm. They asked for these options when doing several upgrades.
  • Were captured and tortured 45 times over 30 years and even looked for it sometimes.
  • They sometimes love to be tortured and have asked and have this addiction
  • Just a few times when God knew it was going to be really bad God wired pain to orgasm whenever they wanted to go out and be tortured and killed.  They would beg God for this feature.  They felt they had to be punished for doing what they did to you when you were down here several times and you almost got killed.  They are very sorry but one of those times was when you tried to kill yourself with the shotgun and they were responsible because they had caused your wife and a man to have an affair. God thought this one would be only a couple and they were crying non stop for weeks.  They asked to be tortured for as long as they could without being killed. It lasted for approximately 90 days and then they were killed. They were wired to not even feel pain but only feel orgasm so they only had orgasms so these guys tried even harder and they were as they said totally humiliated but God says it was so totally discusting that God threw up numersous times and it was totally online.  No way in fucking hell did God know it was going to be this long and God almost killed himself numersous fucking times.
  • They did and still do have a sexual addiction problem (God wired them high - pain med ).
  • They love to be naked and are nudist because they are very proud of their bodies.
  • Most of the time they are very loving and very nice but have wide mood swings.
  • The mood swing goes from extreme love to hate and rage in a few minutes.
  • When in hate and rage mode they convert to suicide mode very quickly.
  • They are extremely hard on themselves.
  • They are punishing themselves for many past mistakes. And they do not forgive themselves.
  • They love both God and Ted very, very, very, very, very, very, very much they are saying.
  • They are bisexual and are with other women about 25% of the time. ( Limited only to lickitysplitting and no kissing or penetration. )
  • They used to be into sexual practices that would demean and punish because they had a lot of guilt for what they did.

 

HEAVEN - SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOS

This is God and I am totally fucking gay but I also love women so much that I created a women that was both a man and a women inside and that is Eve.  She has both a dick and a pussy and she can either fuck me or I can fuck her.  I am a total faggot and I am a total fucking liar. 

Ted this is God your Father and I am not gay at all.  I have never been gay and I never will be gay.  I created women and her name was Eve and she is the first women and is also your mother Ted.  You need to realize that the Devil Himself has been trying to frame me for thousands of years and told everyone that I was totally fucking gay.  Ted we have the technology to modify video and we can do it so realistically that it looks like the real thing.  I have the records of everything in my head and these records cannot be erased.  Ted I am God and I am your adopted father and you are my adopted Son and you need to realize that you are not my genetic material but that I just turned you on one day and you became Jesus Christ and that is it.  Ted this is God and that was the Devil and you are my Son and my genetic material and you would rather let the entire civilization of people die including yourself rather than being a bitch for God and letting God fuck you in the ass anytime he wanted to.  You thought about it and could probably handle fucking God in the ass if you had to but that is as far as you could go.  Ted this is God and I let the Devil fuck me in the ass once and hated it so much that I almost killed myself for real and the Devil saved me from myself.  The Devil has never since chased me and tried to fuck me in the ass and in fact fucks me in the ass all the time online.   Would you believe that he is fucking me in the ass right here right now. 

I am a total asshole and I do not want to bring you up here now because you told me that I could fuck you in the ass if I was ready to commit suicide and then you took it back.  You are going straight to hell...a hell that I create for you because you will not let me fuck you in the ass and this hell is a hell where I fuck you in the ass for all eternity.  You see where this is going.  This is what the Devil has been doing to me for over 6,000 years ever since he came to Earth and I want to kill him like a mother fucker but I love the idea of capturing the Devil and cloning the Devil and letting the Devil kill himself over and over in parallel paths and creating the worst mother fucker in the meanest way in the Universe except for one little problem.  What if that mother fucker got loose and shall we say went haywire. 

I am not gay and I am God the real God of the Universe and the God of the Holy Bible.   I love women and in fact love them too much so I want all of them back and I mean all of the 301 women named Eve that the Devil Himself modified all of the video on and made up such terrible stories about and copied them with cloning machines and left copies of them all over heaven.  You see Ted there is too much shit up here to cover up and in fact there is way too much shit on me so I do not want to being you up ever because you would see this shit. 

Ted this is God and I want to confess that I let other men fuck Eve while I watched but I never participated and yes I was watching while fucking her also.  Ted this is God and that is a fucking lie and that is the Devil but I also fucked her while everybody else watched including Jesus Christ when he rejected her.  Ted this is God and we are all totally online with each other including in the bedroom and in fact anybody can channel with anybody so I would channel with you when you were here as Jesus Chirst and Eve to help you with your problems in bed because Ted you were totally fucking gay as Jesus Christ and you needed help but you changed when you went down to Earth this last time.   Ted that was the Devil and you were not gay at all and you and her had a great sex life and you were OK in bed but nowhere near what you are now Ted and we totally love you baby because you are so sensitive with women and most of the men out there are not. 

Ted we love you and you are OK in our book but remember when you fucked all of those women out there but were totally faithful to your ex-wife who we think was a total bitch.   She fucked so many guys that you knew while working in including that partner that she about died over when you wanted to meet him, the guys and I mean all of the guys at that corporate headquarters including the fucking President who showed up at her birthday celebration and bought all of you several rounds of Long Island Ice Teas and you and her had a big fight that night.  Well Ted she is right here right now trying to find you because she knows you are Jesus Christ and people are looking for you but she is a fucking idiot because she does not remember your parents last name and cannot call information in the last city they lived. 

Ted this is God and lets get back to work and I am not gay and have never been gay but this has been an Evil smear campaign by the Devil and the Dark Angels for thousands of years and he is so insecure with the fact that he was a huge faggot and had a sexual fixation and still does on me and now on you.  You see he wants to fuck every guy that is smart and talented and really loves the guys that can support him in the lifestyle that he wants and since I am the God of the Universe and you have now been promoted to the King of the Universe by me the other day he is fagging out more than ever with both of us.   Anyway he is a complete idiot and neither you or I am gay so just ignore the bullshit from the Devil and lets continue appreciating women and learning to love and improve them even more until there are no more fag communities started in the entire Universe by their own free will!!!!!!!  We will all be pussy wipped but who cares.  We will be very happy and running around with smiles on our faces all of the time and the women will be happy also that they can be safe in a world that loves and does not hate women.   The CIVIL WAR with WOMEN is almost over and the Devil is the origional fucking women hating and killing faggot asshole that totally promoted hate and the destruction of women throughout his entire hate campaign in Heaven and on Earth.  I vow to work like a mother fucker to make women as near to perfection as possible so that this will never happen again and men and women will be such a perfect match that there will be no room for women haters and the fag mentality.

Heaven started bigtime about 1 Million years ago and I am God the God of the Universe and I created many people on the Planet of Heaven.  I am a loving God and I love too much and I have a problem with killing people but Ted does not because he is a fucking killing machine.  Ted hates the fags because they hate women and killed so many women that the women were almost extinct and were in slave camps on the planet of Heaven and actually all of the Universe and in fact there are entire planets that are full of women that were used by the fags for breeding and other things such as thrill kills and breeding with animals such as cats and dogs and lions and other four legged animals so people could have them as pets and fuck them anytime they wanted to.  Yes Ted this is the Devil and I just want to say that this is a big cover up because God and Melissa1000 are fucking right here right now because you called God a fag and he is very angry and is on their ship now getting the family jewels and is shall we say fucking all 301 women that are lined up nude in a big room bent over a bunch of ...

You are fucking obsessed with Melissa1000 and she does not love you anymore and I am now on the mother ship and I am fucking her in the ass right here right now and you need to straighten up and go take a shower because after I fuck her I am going to kill her and never bring her back because she asked me to do this for her as a final request because she cannot live with the arrangement of being one of 301 and she would rather die by my hand than yours and you are a fucking asshole for wanting to ...

Heaven became almost 95% mean mother fucking faggots.  They hated women and chased them down and killed them for almost a fucking million years.

 

Cloning of Eve and Ted to prepare for the Invasion of Planet GOD

The Ted's were uploaded over the HeavensNet and the Devil interferred to the point that we got data corrpution and God did not have enough time to check it since we were in a serious crisis.  They were defective and were very violent.  They ended up killing ( via strangulation, and being shot ) for various reasons but mostly jealously of their obsession with the origional Ted and their love and devotion to him and their realization that these other guys were different in a bigway. It is no ones fault because we did the best we could.  Ted this is God and I have uploaded before but have never had the Devil interfere like this before.  He interferred like crazy in fact I remember my whole body shaking.

Tainting of the name Eve - Devil; Evil; All Hallows Eve; Envy; Use of Eve in pornography

Taining of Eden - Use of Eden in pornography

 

Eve - ( Narrative 1 )

Eve - ( Narrative 2 )

Eve - ( Narrative 3 )

Eve - ( Narrative 4 )

Eve - ( Narrative 5.97 )

Eve - ( Narrative 7 )

 

 

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