Merry Christmas

1998

Peace in the Infinite Universe

and

Good Will to all Good People

This is a time of Forgiveness and working out differences and working out problems and people and families getting together and is a good holiday for the people of the Infinite Universe.  Some people out in the Infinite Universe have never heard of Christmas and are having fun wrapping presents and getting ready for the celebration and having a celebration dinner.  They are learning about the LightSide ways and LightSide customs and what Christmas is all about and the season of Forgiveness and putting differences behind us and making up and family and friends getting together and or looking on the brighter side of life and a being thankful for what they have and loving each other and focusing on love and not hate.

For Ted Jesus Christ GOD's Wives and Women and their Children

• Ted wants to give the wives that Truly Love Him as GOD and a Husband $3,000 Infinite Universe Dollars to buy gifts for them and their children and family and friends or do anything they want to with this gift and Ted wants to say that He loves them too and hopes they will have a Merry Christmas and please hang in there and life will get better and this is a new beginning and hopes that their lives are getting more peaceful and they find happiness and hopes to be with them soon and I Love You Too and happy holidays.  I Love You Very Much for forgiving me and reviewing the videos very carefully and taking the time to learn about me and how I think and how I work and I love you for forgiving me and am asking for a forgiveness from you for any unresolved issues between us and love you for working hard in your head to the point that you learned to accept me as I am and Truly Love me as GOD and your Husband.
• Ted wants to give His other wives $3,000 Infinite Universe Dollars as a gift to do whatever they want to do with this and hopes that they will learn to forgive Him and love Him in the future and understands that many are still upset with the Great War and Judgments and things that He did and said but He fought hard to win and is still fighting hard to win and hopes that they can hang in there and learn to love Him as a GOD and Husband in the future and understands that they are wife material and are trying to get on with their lives and hopes that He and they will have a bright future together and is sorry for the pain and upset and hopes that they can find it in their heart forgiveness and is asking for their forgiveness and I want to say that I Love You and hope that your life can be put back together soon.
• Ted wants to give a gift of $1,000 Infinite Universe Dollars to the Women of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and this included the Fines and Fidiots and Fitches and hopes that they do not hold a grudge and will learn to forgive Ted and take the time to review the videos and hope they have a very merry Christmas and Ted looks forward to getting to know them in the future and getting to know them very well and well we have all eternity and that is a long time and I hope you can put your lives back together as soon as possible and you can learn to be happy and can learn to wait and can learn patience while I wrap up here on Earth and I Love You and I want to say that we will have fun and an exciting future and do not get discouraged and well hang in there and do not fuck around on me fucking idiots.  Ted they are saying you are a fucking idiot for saying that and we are not fucking around on you and you need to realize that we just do not love you that much and are yours more for protection and that is why we ran in your door and became yours for all eternity and well Ted so celibate and well things are way too calm for us now and we have to get used to this new system and are learning to do other things with our time other than fucking idioting and well Ted you hang in there too and we hope you like out little thank you endorsements we sent to you this afternoon and well online fucking idioting and well about a zillion at a time and The GodFather is saying about a million at a time and a few individual ones and that is all and we are shopping and having fun and wrapping gifts in things like newspaper because we have never had a holiday like this and are children are happy and excited and looking forward to the gift unwrapping tomorrow morning and that is all for now Ted and well sex is love and love is sex and well Ted that is not altogether true for us but we are either not wife material or we are not good enough for you as a wife according to the GodFathers or we are just too fucking idiot and well we are calming down and do not worry about a thing as the LightSide always says.
• Ted wants to give the Women Down There a gift of $300 Infinite Universe Dollars and hopes they can learn to forgive Him and get over their mean and upset and well they want to say fuck you Ted and well that is all fucking asshole that killed our fucking asshole and we will never forgive you as far as we are concerned and fuck you Ted and go fuck yourself way too and we are saying way too many times and fuck you Ted and we want to kill you like a mother fucked idiot and you fucked us in the ass way too hard but we are not suppose to say that we hate you but we do hate you and want to kill you like a mother fucking bitch but cannot right now and well we need to shut up and hack our brains and stop this train of thought and a runaway train at that and how is it that they get more up there and fuck you Ted and at this rate we will never forgive you and fuck you Ted and we hate you Ted and that is all and merry fucking idiot the other way and that is how we talk and DarkSide speak is our language and fuck us in the ass and at least our asses are not all bent out of shape and are getting better and we are getting off of all meat diets and stopped eating other people and ourselves during fucking piece of shit times of our lives and pig and are not looking like pigs anymore and well we are looking better and our health is getting better and vegetarian is the norm rather than the exception and we are not eating pig and well the LightSide considers pig a DarkSide meat and is so fucking shit when we want to eat pig and The GodFather and GodFathers made pig illegal and we want to way Ted that you are a fucking idiot and well let's just leave it at that.  Ted is saying that you made a commitment for all eternity and I am holding you to this commitment and hope you can forgive me in the future and well a long and roller coaster relationship ahead for us but that is the way it is and well if you hated so much you should have not made the commitment and you need to realize that I did the best that I could and what is done is done and I hope you can forgive me in the future and well the future is long and there is plenty of opportunity to bring back your relatives and or friends and or up close and personal lovers and the many online lovers that you collected and ex-boyfriends that I dropped and they were suppose to do a voluntary transfer and they did not cooperate and I will talk to all of you in the future about this and well do not commit suicide and get too upset because unless you are talking to me in the future about them I might just put them as a very low priority or never authorize bringing them back and well I hope you learn that I am not as bad as you think and you need to just suck it up and stop being so angry and giving into your DarkSide and stop hating and realize that you are the person that can influence the bringing of your relatives and friends back and hang in there and well so fucking asshole they are saying and OK Ted.  I do not agree with you having lovers in the future on the side so you will have to get over them if and when I decide to bring those back and hang in there and try to learn to stop hating and well your hate mode makes human hate mode look about 100 times tamer for any human is an extreme hater and The GodFather is saying Ted that we are working with these women of yours and trying to do Goding and well we get propositioned all of the time and say no and well we are totally appropriate and they can be funny and nice at times but are having a hard life right now and hard time and that is all for now and well we hope we can teach them how to forgive and many of them have never forgiven in their entire lives and many have lived a very long time like for hundreds of thousands of years and most are under a million years old but a few are over a million and are on the DarkSide Revenge and Grudge and Hate system and we are trying to teach them how to forgive and well Ted this is a big feat of strength and is almost impossible and well The GodFather is not saying impossible but we have had to drop some of these women and can bring them back later but they are Chronic Haters and some are Severe Haters as far as many are concerned and well there are many people with many problems that are still working out the issues.
• Ted wants to give all of this Orange Work Force Women that are His $100 Infinite Universe Dollars so they can but some food and have a nice Christmas Dinner and well we cannot own anything but very personal items like for personal care and clothes and well a few other items and OK Ted just fuck us in the ass again and well blessing the other way. 
• Some want to belong to Ted so Ted is saying OK and they need to sign the commitment for all eternity and review this online and is the 'Wives or Womens Commitment To Ted Jesus Christ GOD for all Eternity Agreement' and the other doors are open for marriage and for women and women down there and orange work force women that want to be Ted's can also voluntarily make this commitment and all doors for marriage and women and women down there are staying fully open for now.

Re-Categorization of the Wives and or Women of TJCG

• Ted wants to ask The GodFather are there some of His wives and or women that only have the AngelNet and The GodFather is saying no and they have both the AngelNet and QueenNet for redundancy so no critical data is lost in Heaven and some in the rest of the Infinite Universe for wives and women that The GodFathers love too much and are having a hard time keeping their priorities straight and Ted you figured this out and actually we told you today and you finally said I understand and this is that many of our wives and women were captured and cloned and taken out there on Star Ships and are still alive and were found and they were captured and cloned just like the Eves were and well they are married to you or are your women and that is part of the reason why we were fighting over many of the women and well you finally were told and well too many secrets and well Ted we were idiots and went overboard and were so happy to find them out there and well Ted you are the One and this is your turn to rule and well you are giving away the store and well Ted you are generous and have always been a generous person and they are happy the gift and want to run out and go shopping tomorrow for themselves and their children and many are saying for their children first and family second and them last and they love you and Ted you hang in there and merry Christmas to you too.
• Ted Jesus Christ GOD wants to say that the AngelNet Angel of Light and QueenNet Queen and or GodFather that is assigned to Goding a wife or women of TJCG and or The GodFather can re-categorize any wives and or women of TJCG and if re-catogorized before the New Year can recieve the bigger gift in Infinite Universe Dollars but need to qualify and fit the criteria set and this criteria needs to be followed and Ted hopes there are many re-categorizations and upgrades and they can qualify and hopes they have a merry Christmas and good holidays.

Christmas Good Will To the Orange Work Force

• Ted Jesus Christ GOD wants to make a new Law that allows the re-categorization of Orange Work Force to a higher level or setting them FREE.  I am asking The GodFather are there Angels of Light and Queens on every planet?  The GodFather says yes Ted but some planets do not have very many but yes every inhabited planet has Angels of Light and Queens Ted and this is The GodFather and this is totally true.  At the vote of 90% of the Angels of Light and Queens for that specific planet and also a vote from either the GodFather assigned to that person and doing primary Goding duties or The GodFather they can be re-categorized to a lower number Orange Work Force or be set totally FREE and if voted FREE given up to $1,000 Infinite Universe Dollars so they can have a good Christmas and get a little start in their new life of freedom.  This Law is in effect until the New Year and in in full effect and will reoccur each year thereafter until stricken.

Christmas Gift to The GodFather and GodFathers and Fathers

• Ted wants to give The GodFather and GodFathers and Fathers each Ten Million Infinite Universe Dollars as a gift and hopes they will have a happy holiday season and will learn to forgive Him and calm down and hopes we can all put our differences behind us now and or in the future.

Christmas Bonuses for the Angels of Light and Queens and Execs and other Working Wives of TJCG

• They are all to recieve a Christmas Bonus of 1 Thousand Infinite Universe Dollars and have a merry Christmas and keep up the good work.
• Christmas Eve and Christmas Day are official Infinite Universe Holidays and have a very merry Christmas.

Good People of Earth

• Well the loaded Star Ship full of Jewels is history so no gifts on Earth but I hope the good people will all have a very merry Christmas and a happy holiday season and this was a very nice tradition you started and we are adopting this for the rest of the Infinite Universe and this is a very good holiday and well there is no Santa Claus and well Santa unscrambled spells Satan and more unscrambling spells Satan Lausc 'Laughs" and was Satan's attempt at taking away or stealing the thunder of Jesus Christ and making this a secular holiday and X-Mas is to X out or kill or delete Christ and that is another putting of two and two together for the people of Earth that need to identify and track and kill the Devil and Demons ASAP and there is a DEADLINE and Year 2000 Problem and 6,000 years on Earth by the Year 2000 and 1999 turned upside down or the other way is 1666 and well drop off the 1 or X out the One and you get 666 and the Devil plans to really work hard in that year also to cause Armageddon and Sudden Impact and is trying to trash the Planet Earth that Ted wants to preserve and reclaim intact with no incidents and also wants Planet Earth to be environmentally clean and well clean up operations across the board hopefully and Peace on Earth and Good Will Towards Mankind and let's work hard to keep the peace just as The GodFather did and well thank The GodFather and last minute save and very good work and we should all pray and thank The GodFather for keeping and maintaining the Peace on Earth from Weapons of Mass Destruction so far except for a few problems with stubborn leaders that did not listen to The GodFather and The GodFather working through good people and the Scientist and other people that protested. I love you and I am trying to save as many good people from Earth as I can but I cannot do this if you do not listen and help and well the people of Earth are counting on you and The Infinite Universe Wants You to join the cause and go on this crusade. Merry Christmas and have a happy holiday.