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9-26-98 Devil wants
to say fuck you like a mother fucking bitch and Ted I will definitely kill you before you
kill me and you are a fucking asshole for trying to make a deal with my Fags and Faggots
to kill me in exchange for not going to Hell or a get out of ' Hell Free Card ' and also
your wanting to cover them up from Heaven until they kill Devil and Ted they are so
fucking loyal to me none of them will do this and listen up fucking Fags and Faggots of
which I have been covering your asses for a long fucking time if you turn on me and go
traitor I will personally cut you up into a fucking piece of shit in one of my Temples in
San Francisco and kill you like a mother fucking bitch and you will be abducted in a van
so fucking fast that you cannot believe this and I am now monitoring all of you like
mother fucking assholes and I will watch each and every one of your thoughts and you have
better not even think about fucking me in the ass or I will kill you like a mother fucking
bitch and this is Devil and I am saying this right here and now. And well Ted you
are fucking with me in the worst way and you have no reason to go after me except that I
tried to turn you into the Christ the Other Way and well I am telling you that you are
going to fuck yourself in your own ass too many times and your families ass too and I am
going to nail you to the cross and fuck you in the ass so hard in one of my secret temples
that you will never wish to have ever heard my name and the name of the fucking The
GodFather whose name is really God you fucking idiot who cannot get it through your
fucking thick skull that I have many temples and secret rooms in San Francisco California
where I can take you and hide you from law enforcement for a long time and kill you like a
mother fucking bitch and they do not fuck with me and the FBI is pathetic here in San
Francisco and the US Government does not fucking interfere with the people of San
Francisco and what are you going to do get the pathetic ATF to go in after me when they
are really looking to go after fanatical religious groups like you or shall we say leaders
and well Ted you are a fucking asshole and The GodFather monitored many things that we
were saying and passed on these juicy tidbits for you to write down on the website because
Ted if the authorities did there jobs and investigated and really went after the Satanist
churches they would find that there are many people that disappear through their doors
never to return and after they are done with the bodies they have machines that grind up
the people completely and they just go down the drain and there is absolutely no trace and
no body fucks with the Satanist churches because we live in the United States of America
the land of Religious Freedom and yes you pathetic losers that are Bible Thumpers like Ted
here but he really is not a Bible thumper but just goes off of his religious background
and beliefs and in the good experiences with The GodFather and the LightSide and what he
hears and well Ted you are going to find out that Satanism is a Religion and these
organizations are protected by the laws of the United States of America and well Ted you
have guessed where I get the majority of my money and financial resources and if the
Authorities investigated the Satanist Churches and they looked into their financial
matters like their taxes they would find Federal and State and Local Tax Evasion in a huge
way and they would find many mistakes and well problems and this is The GodFather and when
is the last time the IRS audited the Satanist Churches and Devil and well if they are a
church of Satan you can ask to meet their leader and organizer and well Devil also known
as Satan should and has to show up if they are sued and well how does this work Ted
because I have been sued many times and I have showed up in court and there has been no
problems and well Ted this is The GodFather and Devil is just trying to make you scared
which Ted you are not and are on a Crusade Against Devil and Demons and well Ted this is
The GodFather and when Devil was sued and had to go to court he sent someone else with
false ID and well Ted Devil has never gone to court in the history of the world and well
Ted this is the GodFather and that is a complete lie because many people in the Satanist
Churches know who and have seen Devil because Ted if there is one thing you have learned
by listening is that Devil has a huge ego and has to get credit and wants to be there for
many of the ceremonies which many end up killing people secretly when the rest of the
people leave and well Ted the local authorities try to investigate the Satanist churches
but have no proof and everybody that tries to find out something ends up disappearing and
well Ted this is The GodFather and you have been working for me and on this for over three
years and you are as you have said several times ' I Am Not Dead Yet ' as you say
and well Ted this is Devil and you will be dead soon you fucking idiot if you keep this up
and I want to kill you like a mother fucker but The GodFather is protecting you like a
mother fucking bitch and if I or my Demons get anywhere near you I and or my Demons will
be killed by the GodFather so people if you pray to me and this is the GodFather and you
can pray to me and pray to me as God or as The GodFather or as The Father or as The
Heavenly Father or as Father in Heaven or anything similar as long as you are thinking of
me the legal system works and I can take your calls and I can answer your prayers and if
you are in this cause you do not need to worry but please do not put yourself in harms way
and join a Satanist Church or you may be in a gray area while trying to investigate Devil
and Demons and this is The GodFather and you need to realize Ted that even if they join
the Satanist Church they have made a profession that they are worshippers of Devil but
this is The GodFather and there is hope even for Satanist and I will forgive them as long
as they have not committed BlackNet Crimes and cut people into fucking pieces of shit and
tortured people and killed people in the many secret chambers that they have in these
churches that are unfortunately protected by the United States of America the Land of the
Free and the Land of Religious Freedom and Ted this is The GodFather and I want you to
look at all of the currency of the United States and why does this money say IN GOD WE
TRUST when they protect and are the only country that has taken a stance of protecting
Satanist Churches because of court rulings which say that Satanic Churches are legal
churches and Devil is my arch enemy and your arch enemy Ted since you are Jesus Christ and
Ted you are the One and are Jesus Christ and Ted you were really suppose to kill Devil the
first time you came here to Earth and that was the " GAME " and well Ted it is
not a game but a matter of life and death for you and the people of Earth and people if
Ted does not kill Devil this time around and this is Devil I will not negotiate another
deal with that fucking faggot when he goes straight up and well Ted the people of Earth
are going to find out that you are a fucking idiot that makes mistakes and negotiated
another coming to Earth to find and kill Devil to end this mess on Earth and your
resources are running out and you are running out of money and the stupid legal system in
the United States is going to get all of you fucking idiots on Earth killed and gone away
forever and well Ted that is a complete lie and the Angels of Light up in Heaven are now
telling lies and well they say that it is misinformation and is perfectly legal and well
Ted you moralistic bastards and bitches that are pulling out all of the stops to go after
Devil and Demons and well Ted you are going to fail and maybe I will not nail you to a
cross but I will kill you like a mother fucker and the United States will go on and on
until it goes bankrupt in about 2 or 300 years and then the new order will take over and
well Ted this is the GodFather and I will pull my blessing from the United States of
America if you are killed and I will play hardball and pull my blessing from the United
States as a nation that serves me and protects my people because if Ted gets killed this
time around not by the Romans but this time in the United States of America I will get so
angry that you have not seen angry and the people of the United States who do you think
keeps world peace? World peace is kept by The GodFather and I work very hard around
the clock to keep the peace and I am getting tired and I am getting weary of keeping
peoples itchy fingers off of buttons and I am tired of fighting a system in the United
States that protects that Devil and Demons which are predominately Gay and well they use
gay Community and Gay Rights to also protect themselves in a big way and well you people
of the United States are on thin ice and this is The GodFather and Ted is writing down
what I am saying verbatim and if Ted gets into trouble over this or put in jail or somehow
gets killed or harassed by the justice system and gets no cooperation from the FBI
and the CIA and yes I am even saying Washington D.C. and the people of capital hill I will
personally see to it that the United Sates of America sees harder times and I will pull my
blessings from those that protect the Satanist and gay Community and directly protect
Devil and Demons and well if you harm a hair on Teds head and Ted this is taking a big
risk publishing this site I will personally not ever take you straight up and who do you
think is smart enough and has the knowledge to give you life beyond the grave it is me The
GodFather and The Creator and well Ted I really did not want to pull out the ' I Am The
Smartest Mother Fucker in the Universe ' which is something I told you as a joke and you
and I laughed about this but people whether you believe this or not I am practically
typing this in for Ted and his fingers are going so fast that he well doesn't even type
that fast and I am channeling through Ted and Ted this is The GodFather and since you have
been praying to me more often I can help you more and putting together a prayer list of
things to ask me for to help and protect you daily helps and is insurance to guarantee
your protection and well Ted there is only so much that I can do and well Ted this is The
GodFather and I got more than a bit angry and well Ted I know that you are planning to
publish this website and Ted I want to name you ' Straight Razor ' because this time
around you are a weapons system Son and I love you for taking a stand like this not
knowing what could happen and knowing that Devil is threatening you more than I have ever
heard anybody being threatened by Devil in the History of the Earth and well Ted this is
The GodFather and that is completely true and Devil is so angry with you I have to cover
your channel with extra energy and Devil tries to go after you and it is a good thing you
drink your electrolyte drink to make sure you do not get dehydrated and Ted I think your
brain has adapted to online bigtime and well people Ted hears many things that are written
down on this site and the People of the United States of America if you want to ignore my
warnings on this website and this is The GodFather just wait until I start pulling
blessings from law makers and judges and key people in Washington D.C. and key people in
San Francisco bigtime and key people in law enforcement and I am very angry with the
United Stated of America for protecting and harboring Devil and Demons and you have
prolonged this situation on Earth because there was nothing in the " Deal with Devil
" which I regret but had no choice at the time and was over a barrel bigtime and that
is another story but we now have the Infinite Universe under control and well people Jesus
Christ is on Earth right here right now and he is trying to take care of business with
Devil and Demons and well Ted you are going to have a long road to hoe and you are going
to have a really hard time because this is Devil and The GodFather and the lying Angels of
Light which are using misinformation and are laughing since they have been asked by Ted to
pull out all of the stops from Heaven to help him and perform as many work arounds to the
' Deal with Devil ' that they can figure out to really turn up the heat and well people if
it takes putting Ted in the White House which this is The GodFather and Ted No Way No How
do you want to get mixed up with that bunch of baboons on Capital Hill and well they are a
bunch of self interested and feather nesting idiots most of them except for a few very
good people but Ted if you only knew what went on behind closed doors with the lobbyist
and secret deals and well Ted more goes on than should and no matter how good the people
of the United States think their leaders are they are idiots all of them and well Ted that
was Devil but I do the net on all the people of Earth and this is The GodFather and who do
you think destroyed Sodom and Gomorra from space because of them not listening to me and
not heeding my warnings and the people that read this will be warned and Washington
Straighten up real quick with Satanist churches and protecting gay's which directly
protect Devil and Demons and well Ted the United States will probably do nothing and just
fuck themselves in their asses when they get to Heaven which Ted you actually have
modified that arrangement and are keeping The Center also known as Heaven Secure and they
are going on three Planets called Earth 1 - 3 and well Ted they were told they were going
to Heaven so we can name these Planet Heaven 1, 2, and 3 which is what the Angels of Light
want to do to fulfill prophecy and well keep their promises and what do you think Ted and
well they read that thought and are happy and so these planets are now called Planet
Heaven 1, 2, and 3 and people of Earth when and or if you make it to Heaven or the Planets
of Heaven now you will really discover that Ted is Jesus Christ on Earth a second time
around and he is the One and is the Messiah and the Savior and really did the Great War
and Judgments up here in the Infinite Universe and made the Infinite Universe secure and
is working hard now for the people of Earth but people of Earth you do not have much faith
and you are really stubborn and we are still trying to figure out your brains and these
are the new Angels of Light which are now all female and this is true and we are all
married to Ted Jesus Christ GOD and he is an idiot some times but that is what we think
when we connect to his brain and channel with him and well we are just trying to say that
if you give Ted a bad or hard time while he is going after Devil and Demons you really do
it to yourself this time and Ted we recommend that you just let the situation go on and on
and on on Earth because if they read this and do nothing then what are you suppose to do
keep trying to negotiate another deal with Devil and go to Earth to try to kill him
another time because people the truth of the matter is is that Devil has to be killed
first before this mess on Earth can end and well Ted this is not totally true and these
are the Angels of Light but well Devil is now cutting in like cutting into a dance and
fucking up this website with cussing and fuck and shit and piss and go fuck yourself in
your own ass so many times I cannot believe this Ted and the Angels of Light are rocking
and rolling and going after me and my Demons like a mother fucker and well Ted they will
do their best online but there is only so much we can do per the terms and conditions of
the Deal with Devil and Demons which Ted is a mean piece of work for the people of Earth
and well Ted you are a fucking asshole for playing this religious music while we are doing
this and well Ted we do not like to hear all of this pious shit that you are playing and
it makes us angry but I guess you want to fuck us in the head and these are Demons and Ted
we are not Demons but Fags and Faggots and are really nice and well Ted you are really
going to fuck us in the ass with this website if the people find and read this website but
our bet is that you will not have much luck because we plan to go after your service
provider and flood your email boxes with SPAM's and well Ted we will bring your website to
its knees by hitting it like a mother fucker with automated machines and well Ted we have
the resources and technology and the smarts and the know how to do that and this website
if working at all will run like molasses and if you are charged per hits you will have a
zillion dollar a month fee so you had better find an Internet Service Provider that can
give you unlimited hits for no extra charge and soon after they take you on as a customer
you will be shut down because they will say fuck us up this website is hogging our entire
T3 or redundant T3 link and well we have to kick this website off of the web which will
happened since these service providers have legal agreements that say that they can kick
you out of there for any reason with or without notice and well Ted the War Game on Earth
is afoot and it is afoot in your ass Ted and the people of Earth's ass because the Deal
with Devil is more complicated than the people of Earth realize and well oops the fucking
USA is going to Get You All Killed On Earth and well Ted this is The GodFather and I love
you Ted for doing this but you are going to be in for a world of hurt in the future
because this is not going to be a piece of cake and the cake walk is over and the War has
begun here on Earth in a huge way and Ted if we could go to where you lived and abduct you
and kill you you would be abducted already but you are under the Total Protection of The
GodFather and that includes Devil and Demons so Ted even if you get killed and this is The
GodFather I already have many Straight up Copies of you and you are OK and well Ted I hope
that does not happened because if the original body ' so stinks ' you will oops have the
original gone and well Ted that is why we picked up the body of Jesus Christ when he was
killed on the cross and had his body carefully embalmed and took him straight up in a
shuttle which is true but the people of that time did not know how to explain him going
straight up and well what if you went back then and went straight up in a machine don't
you think that they would have described you going up in a machine or something like that
and well Ted this is The GodFather and if you are killed this time on Earth I want the
Christian Authorities to freeze your body outside the United States of America because
after that the USA will have huge problems in the future so the Seventh Day Adventist
Church is a good church that can take full custody of your body Ted and take it out of the
USA to a safe place and make sure it is set up to be totally preserved frozen for a real
long time because people this is a legal system and we need that frozen body outside the
USA while I punish the United States for what they have done Ted and save your body for
some time in the future when this mess on Earth is resolved and we can physically come to
Earth to claim the body.
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