9-29-98 Ted you are not the One and we have played a real mean game with you the people up here in the Infinite Universe of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and I am afraid that there is another One that is the real One called Jesus Christ that went up in the clouds when he was resurrected from the dead and taken straight up.  Well Ted this is The GodFather and that was Devil trying to tell another lie and well Ted you are the One and you are Jesus Christ and you are Ted Jesus Christ GOD and you are the One prophesied to come back in the clouds of glory but Ted you said that yourself and one disciple wrote that down and said that you said this and you were confused like you are now about who you were and what you were suppose to do and Ted this is The GodFather and that is Devil and Demons trying to do heavy damage control now that you have decided to declare yourself officially and saying that you believe that you are Jesus Christ is not good enough and you have to say that you are and then people you need to test this fucking idiot to see if he can work miracles and well Ted you need to realize that Devil put you through this before and told people that you needed to work miracles to prove that you were Jesus Christ and you did because they were faith healings and you did because they turned the wine into more wine by watering down the wine and the people said that it tasted as good as the original wine and well Ted you need to realize that you will be asked to work a miracle to prove that you are the one and you will be asked to heal and you will be asked to do many things but that is not the way it works people because Ted is only human and well people no matter how much you want to believe in his ability to work miracles or mine and this is The GodFather and I cannot control the weather and I cannot do many things that people think that I can do but I can work with people through their brains and help them and I created them that way and I am more like a doctor that is very advanced and I am trying to tell you that I have  a lot of power and am online with everybody in the entire Infinite Universe and Ted that is really not totally true because I have to do the map now that the Infinite Universe is so big but well Ted this is the GodFather and I want to say that you will be tested and you will fail and well Ted you were confused about setting up a Kingdom the first time you were hear and well you did not know until the last minute that you would die on the cross and Ted the dying on the cross was not set up by me but God and he is setting you up for the slaughter and you will go down for all eternity and well Ted that means to die and well Ted this is The GodFather and that is not true and you are going to have to realize that all of the things that you have said you would be willing to do for the people of Earth will and have to come true or else you are a liar and Jesus Christ cannot be a liar but Ted you are really the Messiah and the Savior of the world and are fucking yourself in your own ass by declaring yourself because these scenarios never go good and everybody that does this ends up committing suicide or killing themselves and well Ted you are going to really cook your goose this time in a mother fucking way and don't think that by declaring yourself as Jesus Fucking Christ you are going to make lemonade with the people of Earth and will Ted you are fucking with a system and a very advanced people and well Ted go fuck yourself in your own ass too many times and you are here to kill Devil and after Devil is killed you go away for all eternity and that is all and that was the sacrificial lamb ceremony and I become the King of the Infinite Universe of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and well Ted I have had enough of his ramblings on and this is The GodFather and you are the One and you are Ted and that is all and oops Ted that could have gone a lot better and well Ted you are Ted and you are Jesus Christ and you are GOD and you are Ted Jesus Christ GOD and you are the One and you are the Messiah and you are the Savior and you are the King of the Infinite Universe of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and that is all but you are not Jesus Christ because the real Jesus Christ is up in Heaven and his new title is GodFather3 and he has been around for over a million years almost as long as I have been and this is Lucifer which is what I was known as and I plan to declare myself as the Savior or the earth also and I plan to declare myself as Jesus Christ and may the best asshole win Ted who looks like the One but is really not the One and well Ted I have the power here on Earth and I am still in charge and the legal system puts you in a human only category and you are a fucking asshole to think anything else and well Ted this is The GodFather and you need to realize that unless you think of me that Devil rambles on and that is how it works and well Ted this is The GodFather and you are a fucking idiot and that is all and you are going straight to Hell when this is all over for declaring yourself as the One and as Jesus Christ and trying to kill Devil and Demons when you have no right going after us as law abiding citizens of the United States of America the land of the free and the home of the brave and fuck you for going after us Ted and you cannot because we have been citizens of the good old US of A for a longtime and we moved here because of religious freedom and you will probably spend the rest of your lives working on finding and killing or getting a government to legally kill Devil and Demons because we are very careful and we are not talking about language but legally and you are going to get yourself killed in the long run doing this website because everything said on this website is legally binding and well Ted this is The GodFather and I registered that No Way No How about everything being legally binding but you need to realize that you are just Ted and that is all and well Ted be careful and go fuck yourself in your own ass too many times and well we are screwed and we know this now because Ted is pulling out all of the stops on Earth and going to really fuck us in the ass so many times we cannot believe it because Ted the system on Earth was really suppose to go on for a million years longer and well Ted this is Devil and it was suppose to go on for all Eternity with the fucking losers going to Hell and I have a Hell Brain Array in my own head and I can put people in Hell in this brain and well the winners go straight up and are brought back to life in Heaven and well Ted this is the LightSide and Devil and Demons are panicking and they are over reacting and do not know what to say and you are close to killing them all and they know this and well if the people of Earth do not cooperate and fuck with you I hope that they will freeze your pathetic body so you can come again when we pick up the body because as far as we are concerned that is that way it works and well Ted has already said that transfers are legal and we have copies of Ted taken up and well Ted you will be brought back but you will not be the Original One but a clone or copy and that is how the legal system works according to many up here in the Infinite Universe and well Ted the LightSide is not as reliable as you might think and they do make mistakes and they do have oops and well Ted you were suppose to ' Come in the Clouds of Glory ' and you did not and you cannot even work miracles so I am saying that Ted is an impostor and kill the fucking asshole by fucking him in the ass in one of those temples and well Ted this is Devil and that was a fucking bitch in the Infinite Universe that does not love you since you have done the Great War and Judgments and those did work you fucking killing machine that killed more people online than I have ever seen in my entire life and well people of Earth if you do not help Ted you will not have to go through Judgment and at least you will not go to Hell like Ted and The GodFather promised for those the fuck with Ted while on his little mission to kill Devil and Demons who have made this a big game Ted and it is only us and Ted this is The GodFather and Ted you are just Ted and you are playing a dangerous game and you could get yourself killed doing this game Ted and oops that could have gone better big faggot.

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