9-16-98

Q:  GodFather and or the Heavenly Father ' Who Am I ' ?

A:  Ted you are Ted Jesus Christ GOD and Ted you are also Jesus Christ and Ted you are also GOD and you are the One prophesied to come back and you have returned and you are Jesus Christ and the Son of God who is now GodFather and there are Ten GodFathers since we had to clone and this is totally true people of Earth and you that go to Heaven will find this out later and there is one GodFather we now call 'The GodFather' like the Mafia GodFather and well this is kind of a joke and we have lightened up and are not like the language or as serious as the Bible because the Bible was written a long time ago and the people were not modern and we are now modern and I am doing the map on everybody on Earth and well I am modern and I am funny and I make jokes and I laugh and I have a sense of humor and I can have fun and well we are not as serious as you might think and well Ted is a low key and nice guy but He is now the One and is all three or as we say three times the strength which is Ted and Jesus Christ and GOD all in One and well many people confused Jesus Christ as being God on Earth and many up here kept putting me or shall we say the GodFather's above Ted so He took the name GOD and said that it was His name and He was now GOD and was also Jesus Christ and then Ted Jesus Christ GOD by putting all three together and well Ted you did kill ' The GodFather ' and put his original body on ice so you could merge with it later and at first it made him very angry with you and he thought that you could have done this differently but he also signed that agreement saying that he would do this and you had legal authority to do this but you and him had a small knock down and drag out  and you killed him and then brought him back from the dead by putting in an order with one of the other GodFathers and well Ted things up here are lightening up and people are calming down and you are suppose to go straight up in less than six months so people when six months comes and goes and you realize that Ted is a big phony you can kill him and Ted that last part was Devil tagging on and Devil is still alive along with over 1 million Demons who mostly live in the Gay District in San Francisco California the city that protects Devil and Demons and Devil also is referred to properly as SATAN and is on my shit list and this is The GodFather saying this now and well the authorities know who Devil is and Demons and they just turn the other way and well most of them are under their influence anyway so it would take a Federal Task Force of good Christians and or God Fearing People to accomplish the goal of finding and tracking and killing Devil and Demons.

Q:  The GodFather, is Devil still alive on Planet Earth?

A:  Yes Devil is alive and well and wants to kill you like a mother fucker Devil is saying now because Ted this is The GodFather and if you ask me a question I can answer and I just did and now Devil wants to add that you are a fucking dead piece of shit and Devil wants to kill you and eat your entrails and give you a fucking bad time with your life and completely fuck you over in the worst sense and Ted just leave me alone Devil is saying along with Demons and I will leave you alone you fucking piece of shit that I really want to get into one of my secret temples and cut up into a fucking piece of shit while still alive and eat your entrails and cut off your dick and kill you and torture you until you are dead but do this over a long period of time because we have the technology to keep you alive for days and weeks and even years while cutting you up little piece by little piece and going after every raw nerve that we know of and killing you like a mother fucker and fucking you in the ass like a fucking piece of shit and killing you like a mother fucking idiot and killing you like we have never killed anyone before and burning you at the stake then taking you out and cutting you up like roast beef and eating you like you like to eat roast beef and prime rib and well Ted I hope you get the partial picture of what we want to do to you but cannot because you are under the total protection of The GodFather and the other GodFathers and ' The GodFather ' and people of Earth Ted may look nice and like a nice guy but he is a Judgmental Bastard and has done Judgments and the Great War or shall we say the Great War and Judgments online from Earth and well He has killed more DarkSide than any other person I have seen and this is Devil and this Jesus Christ is a serious maniac.

Q:  The GodFather, where is Devil's ( also known as SATAN ) primary residence?

A:  Ted this is The GodFather the God of the Holy Bible and Ted you are Jesus Christ and I am saying that you can be killed still by Devil before you kill Devil and Devil is making all kinds of threats to me that if you show up at his doorstep or even any where near him since the Original God is dead and that makes the deal null and void that Devil can kill you and well Ted oops that could have gone better because Devil cannot be killed from remote by killing online since his power is too great and Devil is designed to have no switches and Devil is alive and well in San Francisco California in the Castro District in the heart of the Gay Community down there which Devil runs indirectly and makes sure that the city of San Francisco protects the gays with impunity and protects them more then they do heterosexuals and well this is the next Sodom and Gomorra and this is GodFather and I plan to have San Francisco nuked from orbit sometime in the future so people of San Francisco the only way you can redeem this city is to flee the city and I want it to be a ghost town with no more gay or shall we say homosexuals or lesbians because well they will not survive anyway and Ted Jesus Christ GOD killed all of the Gays in Heaven and the Infinite Universe of which there were about a CaZillion and Ted this is GodFather and I would actually say about a CaZillion CaZillion and well Ted those were people up in Heaven and the Infinite Universe that are still angry with you for kicking them out of the Palace of Ted Jesus Christ GOD to clear a huge perimeter and secure the key Beings that can ensure your 'Character and Memories also known as your Soul's ' safe keeping and other Beings and key members of the Infinite Universe and also in most cases considered family and well Ted we agree that you really know how to secure a perimeter so history does not repeat itself and we are sure you will do a good job in the future and over and out for now we are all saying.

9-18-97

Q:  The GodFather, what do you think is the best way to approach killing Devil and Demons?

A:  Well Ted I think that fucking myself in my own ass a few thousand times wouldn't hurt because Ted there is no God.  Ted this is GodFather and that was Devil and you are on the right track with getting Demons to go after Devil and kill Devil with the deal that they will not go to Hell if they make best efforts to kill Devil ASAP.  [ I Agree. ]   Humans will have a hard time killing Devil because Devil will give them a bad time in their heads but they can do this if they concentrate and are very tenacious like you Ted you fucking moron that is going to go on a suicide mission to kill Devil and Ted this is The GodFather and I am the One God at the top of your ass and Ted just go fuck yourself and stop this shit and let's be friends and I will give you anything you want including all of the money and women you can shake a stick at and that is the deal so how about it BigFag let's make a deal and I also want to add that I want to live for all eternity in a place that is nice [ No Deal Ted is thinking while typing so Devil responds with hostility again. ] like your ass and well I also want to tell you to go fuck yourself.in your own ass many times and well Ted this is The GodFather and I want to say that the other GodFathers feel like they are now out of the loop or shall we now say the GodFather7's and the GodFather3's are also feeling out of the loop and the GodPillar which is now the Pillar of the Gods is shoring up to One Billion GodFathers with 70% based on GodFather and 30% based on GodSon who is now called GodFather3 and Ted how does that work?   You have brought back from the dead many copies of Jesus Christ and this is a previous version of yourself kind of like the copy before you went down or were born on Earth the first time I killed you on the cross which people was a mistake and was not a planned event and well Ted oops that could have gone better and you are going to get yourself killed a second time you fucking moron that thinks that He can kill Devil this time around on Earth.  Ted this is The GodFather of the Holy Bible except now I am called The GodFather and Ted I hope this is the final name for me since I am actually getting tired of changing my title and name and well Ted I love you and you are doing a great job with this website but I hate to inform you that your Son was killed because He was a stupid idiot for trying to publish this racy and wild website which is really what He hears in his pea brain but Ted this is GodFather and I want to add that you are the One and you are Jesus Christ and you are GOD and you are Ted Jesus Christ GOD and you are the One and you are the King of the Infinite Universe and you are Lord and you are the Savior of the Infinite Universe and the people of Earth and you are the Messiah and the One prophesied to come back and is on Earth right her and right now and is under deep cover to keep His identity secret because He is afraid of being killed by fanatical religious right wingers or some other people that decide to kill him because they   think that He is the Christ the other way and well Devil is dead and the people up here in the Infinite Universe and Heaven have been playing a game because they are very angry with you for talking The GodFather into doing most of the things that you think that you have done online and well Ted you sure know how to bark out orders and kill a lot of assholes and bitches and Ted you really went after the DarkSide and Ted you really are a fucking maniac typing and we will have to go back and make a lot of spelling and grammatical corrections and well Ted you are making this all up and are crazy and Ted this is GodFather and that is not true and you are perfectly sane and well Ted you are not perfect this time around but are yourself and are totally honest plus or minus and I love you for this and are not in acting mode or an actor and are not even planning to go to church tomorrow even though many think that you should but Ted do not worry because we are ' Coming to Get You Baby ' and this is GodFather which are the cumulative sum total of all the GodFathers of which Ted we are currently working on cloning 7 Billion GodFather7's and 3 Billion GodFather3's who is really a former version of yourself before you were turned online as Jesus Christ down here on Earth and well Ted GodFather3 is having a very hard time getting his mind around this and was channel locked with you today and thinks that you are OK but says that you are not good enough to be the One and need to go fuck yourself in your own ass and Ted you know what that means and that means you need to commit suicide you fucking piece of shit that is getting the GodFather's to clone like mother fucking faggots like I used to make the Dark Angels do that were on my side to go against GodFather or shall we now say The GodFather and Ted you are a fucking moron for putting this here on this page but whatever because you are going to slow down the hits on this page and are adding a lot of distraction which is also my middle name which is Devil so interesting and fun and distracting idiot that tried to turn you into the Christ the Other Way and then The GodFather decided that this was a good idea to turn you into the Real One since the One up here in Heaven was dead and got himself killed about three years ago Ted and Ted this is GodFather and I want to add that GodFather3 is very upset and angry with you for taking Eve as your wife and wants her back but has realized that this is impossible and Devil got her and then GodFather got her or shall we say The GodFather and well now Ted you have her again but well you have her not knowing that she does not really love you or "know" you just yet but oh well.