That's what happens when you are a Beatlemaniac and an X-Phile in one person. One day I sat and wrote scientific formulas like |EBE - 731 = CSM + COnspiracy | in my Chimistry book, and the idea to write this parody stroke me. Have fun reading !
Mulder + Scully + CSM + "The X-Files" belong to CC, 1013, and Fox. The episodes "Piper Maru", "Apocrypha", "Patient X" "The Red and the Black", "Leonard Betts", "Colony", "End Game" and the movie "Fight the Future" are mentioned in this parody.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" (Lennon/McCartney) is copyrighted by Northern Songs, Ltd. I used the copyrights without permission. No copyright infridgment intended.

Mulder in the Car with Scully

Picture yourself in a car on a road
The hitchhiker is CSM in disguise
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
The girl with Black Oil in her eyes
Alien clones, their blood so green
Killed with the icepick at the base of their necks
Look for the girl with Black Oil in her eyes
And it's gone.
Mulder in the car with Scully...
Follow them down to a bridge by a mountain
Where faceless people appear from the skies
They're trying to burn you because of your implants
Don't take these things out if you don't wanna die
Alien spaceships appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Get in the back wih your head in a bathtub
And you're gone.
Mulder in the car with Scully...
Picture yourself in UFO in Antarctic
And Mulder not wearing one of his ties (!)
Suddenly someone is there to get you
The girl with Black Oil in her eyes.
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