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$100 for the professor
- Things that bother me
- Prayer
- Q & A
100
bux for the professor
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out
all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was
over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed
that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note
saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests
back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
Things
that bother me
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something wrong with it before.
People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room
for the TV remote for hours because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". STEP
off. What good is a dang cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone
else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are these idiots?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No Sherlock,
I paid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at that big thing on the
wall over there. What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice,
did ya?
Prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage
to change things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of
those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. -Peter Thompson
("little johnny" writer guy)
Q
& A:
Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: Two calves,
One
@$$
One
beaver
Ten
little piggies
A
bunch of little hares
AND
A FISH NO ONE CAN FIND!!!