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Tired
of work? me too!
(added on: august 17, 1999)
Hey everyone! are you sick of work too? well so am I =P Time for a day
off, right? hehe, thats what you think... read on! Oh, and i know this
is kind of old, but hey! it's a clever calculation...
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A Day Off "
So you
want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per
year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 261 days
available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work,
you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend
30 minutes each day on coffee breaks - that accounts for 23 days each
year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each
day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available
for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves
you only 20 days abailable for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year,
so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give
you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for
work and i'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!!!
- printable copy
- actual calculation
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