During one night, Curious George was "convently" curious about Weed, Pot, Alcohol, and Pimps. After a few shots of triple X whisky and a few hundred dollars worth of weed and pot he was feeling pretty funky and dirty so he went to a nutty bar. As he watched fantisingly at the oversized jiggles of the 10-60 year old Prosotutes he say a fellow monkey wearing purple surrounded by beautiful skanks. Curious George than realized he was pimp and seeked guidance of his pimpness. He stuttered over wasted and drunk like any good old American and said "J0, BITCHA! I WANT ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKING PROSTUTES TO FILL MY SEXUAL DESIRES AND THEN RAP THEM, THEN I WILL KILL AND TAKE OVER THE BUSSINESS F00L!" said the angry savage but monkey. " Any one, I mean anyone who can beat me in patty cake deserves to be laughed at and killed." Replied the pimp daddy monkey. Suddenly George seemed to transform into a savage...er monkey and jumped on the pimp and cut off his head in a bloody violent murder and laughed and laughed. Taking his cloths and the convent placed "How to be a pimp for idiots" book in there. (Boy I love those books, its like they know who I am) George did some recruiting such as the fashion conned porcher in the yellow hat for the quires. Brittany Spears for the lesbians devsion. He recruited many skanks because he is one and knows where they hang out such at McDonalds or lying in the street waiting to die for their boy friends where gays and there getting fat from all the Crisco plants where they work at for the IQ is lower than Shawn Scott (a.k.a. Magus). Curious George became man of the year because he gave everyone sexual pleasure at reasonable prices. Later in three years George became a fat ass monkey and has reproduced some many monkeys that they eventually evolved into higher life forms than humans and than killed as all. George became Master Pimp Daddy until the day the Blue decide to kill him with his bitch Steve.
The End