| Earthbound Character Information |
| Ness (Andy) |
| Ness is a 12 year old boy who is from the city of Onett. He is a very couragious upcomeing hero whos age and physical strength doesnt stop him from reaching his many goals. Ness is the main character of the game and will almost always have on his red cap. He only removes it when he is going to sleep any other time and he does not remove it. Special Info: Ness is the most popular kid in Onett and has a club that all the males in the city want to join. Hes also quite the ladys man. Special Note: I need to make clear right now that my story through the game is going to be around a guy i know Andy Wyatt alot of the story will be altered just for comedys sake. |
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| Paula (Onya) |
| Paula is the magic based character in earthbound. She is a true psychic, or so she claims, and wields the elements of the world. A pretty good fighter even with her wep, a frying pan. this is really because Earthbound is really not balanced out you have magic characters like Paula but she can still be a badass fighter the advantage is her PSI spells. Special Info: Paula seems to be horny for Ness through the game and in my game she says to Andy over and over "ohh i want to get Onya!" |
| Cant you tell she wants to get Onya? |
| Jeff (James) |
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| Hes the brain of the game but in my vesion hes the dumbass hick. Hes good to have around because he can use bottle rockets and the more expensive ones really kickass plus i dont care anyway theres only four fighting characters, besides the tempory ones like buzz buzz and rock man, so hes ok still a pain in the ass but helpful. Special Note: He can fix all the broken shit in the game which makes him great to have around also. |
| Poo (Keith, also Satans Human Form) |
| Poo is a badass in battle thats the best way to describe him. He comes from a floating village where they teach these badass magoo type people like Keith. Hes the last person you meet out of the final four mainly because hes so powerful even at a low level. In my story Andy shows his seriousness in Keiths (Satans) wishes and actually takes over Keiths body, which is actually shown in the game and Satan looks alot like Keith (a gif will be made for the walkthrough when i get to that part in the game.) |
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| Andy wtf is going on in that head of yours? (More info on how fav food, with pics, works in the walkthrough) |
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| PSI Satan |
| You get to name the most powerful move inthe game whatever you want! Only ness can use this ability and usally has catchy names like Rocken, or Cool, but in my story since Andy hears Satan in his head i thought it made sence for Satan to give him his power as well thus we have PSI Satan, |
| The Best Character in the Game Amanda!!! |
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| Yes, Amanda is a dog but a very important dog at that...and yes it is a male dog but there is resion behind this (look in walkthrough once i get that page up) honestly i dont know why they let you name the dog its pointless. The only thing it does in the game is at the very start when your to weak to fight alone it fights with you and also doesnt do avery good job anyway so your better off without it. Sadly inthis case we have no choice. |
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