Time to run...

Told ya Dave was a fast runner lol.

No sex toys today my friend so sorry.

Bullshity you slow ass mother fucker.

Inside the Mansion

Ok, enough bullshit lets take a look at the events going on during the start of the game.

Ugh, this shits turing into a scoby-do rerun mainly due to the fact that im heading stright for the kitchen.

Ah, well this is a fine kitchen i feel like im viewing a house that i plan to purchase so lets see here the chainsaw with blood is quite the touch! Wait could that be....it is! the most useless item in the game because it has no batterys the Flash Light ive made my day!

I feel battle ready with my powerful inventory which as you can see consist of: a useless flashlight, a key that ill never use again for the rest of the game, and a CD player that cant play anything b/c i have no CDs! W O W! ! !

I told you the blood was a good touch lets move on...

ok ready...? CHEESE! Wait im not fooling heres what i ment to say....HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS its the nurse baddie! Well this really fucks my plans but at leaste we got a pic of the foxy bitch.

ugh the dungeon its really not a bad place lotsa room to move around hell theres even a way out thoose baddies sure know how to treat truspassers!

Well Dave coulda busted out and i could contune but n/m that im starting over theres something i need to do before i end this since you know everything about the game i have to end somewhere so contune HERE for the final page of Maniac Mansion...