Whoes vs. the Grinch
When will they get along?
"Hi I'm Jerry Springer and today we discuss the Whoe's gay x-mass exploits which cannot be sanitary and the Grinch simply said, "Stop," said the most feminist male in America. "May I say my name is not The Grinch, it is Jim Billy Bob and I enjoy classical music, nature, and I'm Jewish." Said Jim. "We didn't really need to know that nor did we give a care, but moving along, what did the Whoes do to make you so mad? A love affair, impregnating your grandma? Please tell us for we are here to make you guys kill each other for our entiertament." Said Jerry. "Those "people" think they had authority to through me out of town because I'm Jewish, and I could sue them because we live in hell with no technology or lives. And they usually cut trees down north of town where the Wrench lives, but noooo this time they cut down my fav. Tree with my tree house that I finished that day which took me three years so I won't have to live in that cave. Then after they cut down all my tress they burn them the day after x-mass. Then there feast is all my best and only friends in this god forsaken area that I'm damned to for the rest of my miserable life, my friends where Bambie the, Bug Bunny, Daffy Duck, Foghornleghorn, Scougmic Duck, and all the seven dwarfs. Then those bastards took all of my vegetables out of my garden so all I had to eat for the winter was shit, MY OWN SHIT!! " said Jim Billy Ass whole. "That was wronger than saying "Nothing says loven like marrying your cousin", But we have a suprise for you, you sad little man" said Jerry. "YAY!! You're going to kill me! I'm so happyyy." Said Jim while he was hoping up and down like a little school girl on drugs and steroids who French kisses there dogs cause they can't get a date because (please pardon Shawn (a.k.a. Magus) he had a little to much weed sniffing for one day.) "Nope where going to touchier you until you nearly kill us all. We present a child from hell who as cute as a button little Suzan the one you claimed put a spell on you so you will have sex with all the women thus increasing the population from 20 to 100" said Jerry. "You, YOUR THE ONE WHO BLAIMED ME FOR THAT CRIME AND MAID ME HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DISORENTED WOMEN! Said Jim. "(Insert Deep Scary Hellish Voice here) I love you. " said the dumb blonde who does not have a life except for killing people. " I remember what you did to bambi, you shot him we were playing cards and I was about to win you funking slut." Said Jim. " The tultubies war lords told all of whoe vile to hurt everyone so blame those fat asstic bitches." Said the seed of evil. " We will see all of whoe vile and there mushroom twisting comrades in court damn you!" said Jim. "That's all we have today and remember that I am a gay mother fucker and I like guest very very very well." Said Jerry.
A new section called
"What Magus Thinks"
Screw you all