Thats all for now, untill next time. Well you know what I'm gonna say.
Some Shit - August 23rd, 2002
I've sorta recovered from my sickness thing. Just got a few links for you today, firstly, The Simpsons Character Generator is pretty good, you can build your own simpsons character based on parts from other. Secondly, a page of pretty lame Tasmanian jokes. Lastly, but definately not leastly, Britney Does Anna apparently it's a sex tape of Anna Kournakova and Britney Spears, if I dies and went to hell, and could take one item, that tape would be it. Sites like that prove their is a god. Untill next time, have a good one.
I'm Baaaaaaacccccck - August 22nd, 2002
I've been away for a couple of days with the flu. I'm telling you the flu sucks more than the internation learn how to suck festival. It sucks. I've got some videos i might upload next update, some funny TV commercial from spain, a guy plaing tennis then twisting his ankle almost 180 degres, and some guy getting a mighty sore dick. You can wait till next update.
Billy and Lester, two Tasmanians , were talking one afternoon when Billy tells Lester, "Ah know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year, I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Sue got pregnant. Two years ago you said go to Fiji and Sue got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Sue didn't get pregnant again".
"So" Lester asks Billy, "what you gonna do different?"
Billy says, "This year I'm taking Sue with me."
The best website in the world - August 16th, 2002
I was watching The Exorcist on DVD yesterday, not a bad movie, haven't finished it tho. Hopefully I can finish that and Blade 2 tomorrow and i can write some reviews on them. I've decided on a new style of updating, on Saturdays i'll update with movies, Tuesday with babes and Thursday with some fucked up images. Hopefully that works out so all the site sections get an update. Heres 2 newspaper articles I found, the one about the old lady i leeched from spAff.
Thats all for now, untill next time. Well you know what I'm gonna say.
I love your mum - August 13th, 2002
Two updates in one day, phj34r me. I saw the first VCD disk of Blade 2, pretty good movie, probally not as good as the first one, but lots of blood and guts, and fucking freaky shit. If you want to see how gay you are take the gay test here apparently im 16% gay. I'm sorry for the lack of decent updates lately, i'll make up for it next update with a review thingio on Blade 2, some sexy bitch you can all whack off too, some fucked up pics and maybe a joke or two. Some jokes -
Some Jokes
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband
is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the
closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going
to
take you to church and make you confess." They go to church
and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth
and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"
FREE PORN!
note - blind link
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
Have a good one chaps.
Old Design, Good Design. - August 13th, 2002
I've decided to go back to the old design. I really can't be fucked thinking of a new design, then no-one likes it and i lose hits, and it all requires too much fucking work! I'll update later today, but just before i go, I'd like to remind you all too visit spAff he closed down for a bit, but he's go his motivation back.
Have a fucking decent one chaps.
phj34r the dots................ ahahha ........... - August 3rd, 2002
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I don't really have much to say, just that most people seemed to enjoy the lady shitting out of her head, (scroll down, if you must) As i've said, I have crap all to say, I've been lazy as crap, have't update any sections. I've spent most of the night trying to get the fucking tagobard to work again. I've tried, but Perl just ain't my thing. If any of you are good with Perl, or know a host that has cgi and is *cough* free *cough* or if you have a domaing with some decent hosting, and have a tiny bit of free space(im talking 20kb here) and wouldn't mind sparing it, give me a yell, bigchris_x@hotmail.com
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