p]-[j34|2 /\/\y U|33|r/\/3ss - July 31st, 2002
My ISP was down for a few days, which was pretty shit considering we'd payed the bill, and the fuckers wanted more. More! More! i tell you. I also got into a shit at school with the fuckers at the I.T department. These people seriously can't take a joke. Really.(OK, it was a bit more than a joke, but no harm was meant).
More Humourous Images
This guy wishes! | Grandma! | This guys got a good plan | This is the best porn ive seen in a long time
I'm still looking for pictures of people who can shit out of their eye, but untill then, this lady can shit out of her head!
Thats one skill id like to learn. Very usefull indeed.
DONT CLICK HERE!
Have a good one.
I like monkeys! - July 26th, 2002
I really should spend more time updating the site, not looking at hardcore pornography or playing stupid internet games, like this one it seems the whole world is rather boring. Even the internet sucks now. I remember the day boy-o when you could go on the internet and ACTUALLY FIND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR. Those days are forever gone, now even when searching for something slightly educational (don't ask, its for school), I somehow, end up looking a this fucked up shit. Now i take it by the look on your face your about as discusted as i was when i saw that. This is one of those times when us lucky bastards on 56k are better, they could have seen half that bullshit and closed that window. hahah Slatox.
Some Humourous Images
AFL of the nineties | Don't get stoned and leave your webcam on! | Ask Steve Irwin! | Ask the HOBO!
Credit goes to rommer for that stoner pic. His site is Gaming-Forever. Check it out on the side folks. Remember is you have any funny shit, send it the fuck too me
Take it easy.
I'm not dead! - July 23rd, 2002
Ok folks, I'm not dead, just haven't updated due to the
site files being on the other buggered-up PC, not this PC. phj34r its
uberness. So heres a half-arsed update slapped together on this shithouse
Tuesday! i really wish I could say something here but I don't. So sue
me. Go right ahead. I dare ya. Wait don't, that would be bad. Bad indeed.
Heres more of Michelle Rodriguez, shes pretty hot, well, not the best celeb but she was the only one i could think of when i wrote this update. For the uninitiated, she was the chick in Resident Evil and Fast and the Furious.
Actuall Excuses Used By School Kids
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Excuses. Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt
in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
very close veins.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his
boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I
don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend
with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could
not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 - Nov. 1, he had to attend a
religious sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds.
Please excuse my son from school yesterday, he has gangrene and cock itch.
I'm sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework down the toilet.
I'm sorry Tyler can't go to school today because his hormones are raging.
I'm sorry I can't come to school today because I have toemonia!
Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious.
Al was not in school yesterday because he was didn't feel like going.
I was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!!
I won't be in class because my dog chipped my tooth.
I was absent because I got my head caught in the power window of the car.
My dog has mistaken my homework for that GOSH DAMN newspaper.
My sister ate it... (I don't really recommend you to use it.)
I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework
in it.
My baby brother threw up on my home work.
I got stuck in the elevator.
My mom forgot to wake me up.
Didn't You feel The Earthquake?
n - July 19th, 2002
I was just reading Mental Ernie's latest update, it's a damn shame that lots of E/N sites are starting to close down, especcially I want a new Girlfriend it's a damn shame to see this site close, considering this is one of the sites that got me inot E/N in the first place. In other ways, it's good to see these sites close, if some more of the "big boys" close there will be more room for other littler sites to really shine. I don't see this site closing down, I'm actually quite astonished with the sucess of it, I'm actually getting 50-60 hits a day on average. Not that many, but it's a start.
I'd just like to welcome my newest linker, XmaXonX his sites damn good so go over there and check it the fuck out. The mega boobies update will be next update. I promise.
Just Go Away - July 16th, 2002
I'm really starting to get bored with this damn site. Really bored really damn quickly. It's been about 80 or so days since I started, and I'm bored already. I really have no idea how theese guys that have their sites going for years keep them going. As you can see I'm running out fo shit to put on here, (see the old lady pulling the finger last update). Oh well, one day I'll find some decent shit. One Day. I got Windows Xp today, bloody nice and sexy if you ask me, much more slick and stable than ME or 98, also, I've been playing Warcraft 3, top game, lived up to all the hype it was getting prior to it's release. Good stuff indeed.
Got a few new links for ya, Slatox is a mate of mine and it's a really top site. Give it a visit folks. Also, check out Gaming Forever another top site all about console and PC gaming. Well worth a look.
Well, heres some damn content to keep you freaks happy. Gotta put some shit here.
Some Poo!
With pics of old ladies pulling the finger and piece of shit many people think the content on my site is degrading. Wait till next update folks. Its gonna be the mega boobies update. phj34r. 
Until next update, have a good one, visit my links and don't forget to vote.
Fuck Off! - July 14th, 2002
I started downloading Blade 2, hopefully it will be as good as the first bloody movie. Top movie, if you havent seen it, go and see it, you can hire it out on weekly video, then go and see the second one at the movies. I really have nothing to say here, just vote for me damnit! Hopefully I'll be getting my 60gig HDD and DVD this weekend, as soon as I do im gonna download some mega porno, Im sick of this crappy-almost full 15 gig slow as hell piece of crap.
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Movie time - July 11th, 2002 - Listening too Propellerheads - Spybreak
I saw Resident Evil on DivX the other day, after a few months of downloading. Top movie I must say, could have been improved with a lesbain sex scene (Mila and Michelle) but we can only dream. Heres some nice pictures for you, of Michelle herself.
I also saw Men In Black 2 last nite at the movies, top movie also, probally not as good as the original one, but hey, sequels never are.
I've added a little coment thing at the bottom, where you can comment on my post, use it bitches!
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Ya Mum Loves it - July 7th, 2002 - Listening too Eminem - The Way I Am
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I'm sitting here, bored as crap again, Sunday nite this time. I really should get out and do something but that would require effort. Effort would require energy. You know what I mean. So, last updated I ranted about crap, now I'm gonna post some content for y'all. First of all, buy a fucking t-shirt. Second, I've done reviews of all the sites that I currently link(almost all of them) taking into account the content, design and updates, so I'll probally post them later in the week sometime. If you want me too reveiw your site, send me a damn e-mail Don't take the reviews too seriously, I'm not saying in any way that my site is better that your, I actually think my site is pretty shit and all the people I link pretty much have a better site than mine.I just did them when I was bored and connection-less. On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top". I'm trying to get more linkers linking to my site. If you want a link just e-mail me I don't care if your site is about zebras humping camels while a monkey has a 69er with you, as long as you link me back I don't care about the content, design or anything on your site. (no male porno please) Some Great Sites...........Visit them folks |
Camel Screwing Monkeys! - July 6th, 2002 - Listening too Eminem - Without me, Darude - Sandstorm, Hive - Ultrasonic Sound, Rammstein - Du Hast
I'm sitting here Saturday night and bored as shit, so I thought I'd post some random jibberish here. I apllied for a job at a pizza hut store near me, I don't really wanna work there (or work anyway for that matter) but I really want a constant stream of income. Hopefully then I can somehow get a domain and some hosting, but unless i get access to a credit card, or somewhere will let me pay with something other than a credit card, i'm kinda screwed. I could get hosting here in Australia, but its damn expensive, for shit all bandwidth and space. Australia is kinda fucked like that. We have shit all broadband options over here, they all have 300mb - 5gig download limits, and I couldn't stand having a download limit like that. The only good broadband supplier here, which was Optus, offered cable with pretty much no download limit (it was like 50gigs a month) have started enforcing limits like the fags Telstra. I mean, they were obviously making money, and all it's customers were more than happy with it considering the cable options at Telstra, so why go fuck themselves up the arse and sink to the same level as Telstra? Really the corporate world Baffles me.
I think this guy goes to pizza hut a little too often.
I'm really glad I switched back to this design. It's much more rewarding to update this than the other one I had, with all the porn and the ugly chunky design, It was more at an attempt to somehow become like Stile and Mikeee and somewhere between then and writing my last update I realised that, a) Stile gets 90,000 hits a day or so, and b) This is my personal site, not a site people should go looking for big cock sex, mangled people or a kitten being fried and eaten. You'll also notice I got rid of that FREE PORN thing, I've decided not to worry about making money from the site as it's not costing me anything at the monent, and I couldn't see myself swimming in pools of money anyway. So you can expect some changes around here, better updates with shit that's worth reading, more content, not as much porn, I've got two weeks off school to work on it. Expect big things my friend. Big things indeed. I better be off, this has been one of the most rewarding updates, so I hope you can be bothered reading it all.
Have a good one.
I'm Back, Again - July 6th, 2002
The site is back, after a breif period with the other crappy design, i've decided to bring back this design. I think it looks quite nice. Anyway, no more porn, just the stuff you want to see, humour, jokes and crap. Maybe some porn later. =D