Take the Cock - Spetember 23rd, 2002

Geezus christ, what the fuck has happened to all my hits? Anyway, I've got a massive update planned to get some of my hits back, not just babe pics, some funny pics and shit, videos and some photoshop crap. It's been pretty hard to find decent content lately, before i could just go too some random site and leech their pics, now no-one has anything decent and everyone seems to be relying on everyone else to get content. Once again, I have just confused myself.

Too Much Alcohol|Just Plain Silly



Thats all for now, im working on a new design.

another quick update - September 18th, 2002

Just another quick update while im in the mood. If you would care to look to your left and scroll down, you would see ive added a little celeb thing, unless you are, ofcourse, blind. I've got more celebs to update soon, and maybe some porn in the future. Oh, and if anyone in Perth with a site, and wants hosting, maybe we could like get a dedicated server thing and share it. I'm looking into it.

Have a decent one.

ello Chaps - September 17th, 2002

Just a quick update for now. It;s too late to think so just a few things, Stolen Property seems to be going quite well, we've got two more writers now, and hell, its gonna be fun editing thier posts. phj34r my uber admin privlidges. And thanks to esc from t-m-pfor giving me a plug the other day.

Whoa - September 13th, 2002

Whoa, six days since the last update, sorry about that chaps, I've been mucking around with my burner and shit. I don't really have much to update with, I'll try and add some shit tomorrow maybe, I've been too busy downloading shit, and on 56k webistes go too the point where I can chuck a shit and come back and the page still hasn't loaded. Long live the telecomunications industry here in Australia. I thought I better post my views on this whole September 11 thing. I think American took it the wrong way with having the big memorial thing, I'm in no way saying September 11 was a good thing, and that Osamas carcass should not be trampled by elephants, but I think it would be better to just let it be. Let the people get on with their lives. I've sorta lost myself there. Anyway, if your American, you have my respects. Peace.

I gotta get me one of these! (30kb JPG)

And finally, a joke

This Chinese man moved into his new home in Australia. His Aussie neighbour, being the nice Aussie bloke that he was, decided to make him feel welcome. He went next door to wish him welcome.

He was shocked to see the Chinese man in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Chinese man again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Chinese man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Chinese man. At his gate, he saw the Chinese man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Chinese man. "I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Chinese customs!" He yelled in the Chinese man's face. The Chinese man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually Australian customs. I was told, to become an Australian, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."

Have a good one.

Poo - September 7th, 2002

I got a Mitsubishi 40x32x10 burner yesterday, not bad, i could think of a better brand but not too shabby to say the least. I also saw the movie "Signs" not a bad movie, manages to scare the crap outa ya in some bits, but turns into one of those movies thats about as believable as the movie Spiderman, instead of dropping dead when the spider bites him, he turns uber cool and develops a six pack, like in signs, these aliens come billions of miles, have the technology to put some weird forcefeild up, can change colors, but still seem unable to knock down a wooden door(or open one for that matter), and their weakness is water, you'd think if they wanted the planet, THEYD REALISE THAT 70 SOMETHING PERCENT OF THE EARTH IS FUCKING WATER, and not to mention when it rains. I'm really scared of these water-fearing aliens.

An aboriginal walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said "G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."

The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter.

You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is $200,000 a year."

The aboriginal said "Nah, you're tellin' me bullshit!!!"

The man behind the counter said "Well you fuckin' started it!"



A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest, along with three boy scouts are in a plane that is going to crash. Well, there are only three parachutes total. The doctor says, "Let the kids have 'em.

The lawyer replies, "Fuck the kids." The Priest says, "Do we have time?"

Thats all from me. Have a good one.

ello! - Spetember 2nd, 2002

I seem to have got my motivation back to do the site.
I've got the biggest headache again, too much thinking. I've got some porn I might post later in the week, oh, and those videos.

Your Mum! - August 30th, 2002

I've got too that point again when I just can't be bothered updating. Everything about this site annoys me. The content, the design, everything. I wish i could get my motivation back but somehow I can't. I'm sick of the design again, so im gonna work on a new one, me and RaZeR have started another joint site again, click here for it so if i suddenly stop posting crap here you can find me over there. Check it out, its going pretty good at the moment. Thats all for me, ill make next update one-of-those-massive-ones-that-i-say-is-gonna-be-massive-but-ends-up-like-this updates. They require little effort and i have the worst headache.