Oohbaby
There was once a woman called Xeri
Who was covered in brandy and cherry
WGL was licking it off
When Onion Yelled Stop!
I've got whipped Cream and Jelly
Xeri and Onion were young
They saw Greg and Wiggled their tongues
He took one look and ran
They both gave chase and then
He fell over and the rest is censored!