Xerianna
Ievans Ievans Ievans
Took angels down from the heavens
She plucked at their wings
And gave them a           
Ievans Ievans Ievans
There was a woman named Oohbaby
Who got herself caught in the nuddie
Ievans came around and gave her a frown
Whilst Xena ran off with her hubbie.
There was a woman called Oohbaby
Who watched her bootie go flat
Ievans came along
And gave it a FONG
And that was the end that!
There was a woman named Xeri
Who one day became quite merry
Whe saw WGL
& Perved like hell
Until Yoss turned over to 'Jerry'
There was a young man called WGL
Who was as cheery as hell
He made us all gush
& then miss our bus
Oh what a tall tale to tell
There was a DA mod called Yoss
And sometimes talked nothing but tosh
He went to LA
& had a hey day
before coming back to the docs
There was a young man called Yoss
Who thought he looked good in a thong
He pulled it so tight
the girls had a fright
& so ran off too the Jon
There was a group called Wigglee's
Who spent time looking at his Jigglee's
But once they were caught
& told that they ought
To publicly announce their Zigglee's
There was a young woman called Oohbaby
Who had incredible taste
She liked all men
With a size inch ten
& I'm not talking about their waist.
There was a man called Yoss
Who liked to stuff his face with Baguels
Angel came along
and gave him a FONG
& told him to play with his cables
There was a young man called Yoss
Who thought he looked good in rubber
JA came along
& gave him a FONG
Before he broke down in a blubber
There was a young woman called Xeri
Who gave Yossie a run for his money
He tried to hit back
But his Poems were crap
And Xeri came out in honey.