| Xerianna |
| Ievans Ievans Ievans Took angels down from the heavens She plucked at their wings And gave them a Ievans Ievans Ievans |
| There was a woman named Oohbaby Who got herself caught in the nuddie Ievans came around and gave her a frown Whilst Xena ran off with her hubbie. |
| There was a woman called Oohbaby Who watched her bootie go flat Ievans came along And gave it a FONG And that was the end that! |
| There was a woman named Xeri Who one day became quite merry Whe saw WGL & Perved like hell Until Yoss turned over to 'Jerry' |
| There was a young man called WGL Who was as cheery as hell He made us all gush & then miss our bus Oh what a tall tale to tell |
| There was a DA mod called Yoss And sometimes talked nothing but tosh He went to LA & had a hey day before coming back to the docs |
| There was a young man called Yoss Who thought he looked good in a thong He pulled it so tight the girls had a fright & so ran off too the Jon |
| There was a group called Wigglee's Who spent time looking at his Jigglee's But once they were caught & told that they ought To publicly announce their Zigglee's |
| There was a young woman called Oohbaby Who had incredible taste She liked all men With a size inch ten & I'm not talking about their waist. |
| There was a man called Yoss Who liked to stuff his face with Baguels Angel came along and gave him a FONG & told him to play with his cables |
| There was a young man called Yoss Who thought he looked good in rubber JA came along & gave him a FONG Before he broke down in a blubber |
| There was a young woman called Xeri Who gave Yossie a run for his money He tried to hit back But his Poems were crap And Xeri came out in honey. |