-=A camera comes on, on the set of Eric Foreman’s Basement from That 70’s Show. X-Rated is sitting around the large wooden spool that was used as a coffee table with Dark Soul and two other unknown guys. The set is filled with smoke as the two unknown guys fight over a bag of Potato Chips..=-

X-Rated: “Hey…..Guy….Knock it off already, it’s a family size bag, just share!”

Dark Soul: “So X, explain to us again why we are here, and why you made us smoke that shit?.”

X-Rated: “Because man, I just watched Sin’s Promo, and I be damned if it made any sense to me sober, so I figured, maybe if we smoked some of that shit that Killah Sin is always preaching about, maybe it would make sense then”

Unknown Guy #1: “How do they really put the caramel in a Caramilk bar?”

X-Rated: “You know, I’m not really sure!”

Unknown Guy #2: “Man, that was deep!”

X-Rated: “So, I was watching Killah Sin’s Promo, and well that shit just don’t make sense to me”

Dark Soul: “You already said that, that’s why we are here remember”

X-Rated: “Oh…RIIIGHT. Roll the footage then foo’”

Unknown Guy #1: “I pity the foo’ who has to put the caramel in the Caramilk Bars”

{Dark Soul puts he tape in a VCR as Killah Sin’s promo starts to play. The two unknown guys start to laugh uncontrollably as X-Rated tries to get them to stop so he can hear what Killah Sin is saying. Finally the Promo comes to a close, and X-Rated and Dark Soul, look a little confused.}

X-Rated “Ok, maybe I was wrong about this approach as it made less sense this time then it did the first time”

Dark Soul: “Some of it made sense, I mean he says he is getting the title shot because the ICWL needs to be saved, as you are out dated and repetitive.”

X-Rated: “I know what he said, but it still don’t make sense”

Dark Soul: “It makes sense to me man, it’s English for crying out loud.”

X-Rated: “I know that, DS man you are not understanding something here, something that is key to this whole scenario. Sugar J didn’t give him the title shot, hell sugar J is on holidays for Christ sake. The only reason Killah Sin is getting a shot this Saturday is because I personally went to Scott Jarrett and demanded it! I mean, look at the facts man, I issued the challenge to him last week, all he had to do was say yes, but he didn’t. You know why he didn’t”

Dark Soul: “Why didn’t he? I mean listen to him, they guy thinks he is bloody Superman, he is out to save the ICWL.”

X-Rated: “He didn’t because if he is superman, then I’m Kryptonite. He’s not here to save the ICWL, because the ICWL doesn’t need saving. Killah Sin is nothing more then a Ego Trip with an Entourage of clueless, bums, looking for acceptance.”

Dark Soul: “Man, that’s harsh, I’m sure Killah Sin lets them hang around to give back to the community, and for the tax break, as I’m sure it could be considered charity.”

X-Rated: “Well, it’s time I bring the god, back to earth! Killah Sin is nothing, he says that I have tried to steal his gimmick, that he created me, and everything that I am. Well Sin-Dawg, listen to me closely. I’m not you, I don’t want to be you, frankly I can’t stand you. You say you do it for the Benjamin’s, well I don’t, I already have all the Benjamin’s, Washington’s, Lincoln’s, Hamilton’s, Jackson’s and Grant’s I need. You can call my wife what ever you want, the fact of the matter is you are just jealous, because the only thing you can land is a two dollar, tripped out whore, looking for her next fix, but wait, that would be your mother I just described. You think you are so much better then the rest of the world, that you have resin above all of us mere mortals. Well it’s time you get a check you can’t cash, and that’s a check to reality!”

Dark Soul: “Man, insulting the guys mother, that’s just wrong man, that is child’s play X.”

X-Rated: “Child’s play or not, them be the facts my brother. Killah Sin comes out here week in and week out, preaching some “I have a dream” shit, Talking about the streets, and what it means to be real, when the guy is about as fake as Pamela Anderson’s breasts. Killah Sin, is a corporate puppet, playing the game they want him to play, sing the songs they want him to sing. See, Sugar J doesn’t want the strap away from me because it’s hurting his product, because me being Champion has only increased the ICWL as a whole. No Sugar J wants the strap off of me for one simple reason, I wont play his politics. See, Sin does this for the money, because this is all he knows, were I, I do this for fun, I don’t do this because I need the pay check, hell I could buy this whole company tomorrow, between my investments, my trust fund, and my own companies, I could own the ICWL tomorrow.”

Dark Soul: “X, I know you are rich, I have known you for some time now, but don’t put those of us down, that do have to do this for a living. I do this because I know nothing else, because I have to. Sure part of me enjoys it, but most of me does it because I need to survive.”

X-Rated: “Listen, DS, I know you do this because you have to, and I respect the people that do, but when people like Killah Sin come out and state they are better then everyone else, When he compares himself to god, well that’s when I draw the line. Killah Sin, is nothing more then a David Koresh, looking to gain followers. Well Saturday will be Killah Sin’s Waco Stand off, and I will put a stop to the church of Sindinites! Now, lets get out of here, I’m Hungry.”

Dark Soul: “I think I saw a White Castle on the way here, and nothing satisfies the munches better then those mini burgers.”

X-Rated: “Sounds good, and hey, I will even by this time!

-=X-Rated and Dark Soul get up from the table, as the other two unknown guys are laying on the floor, holding their sides and still laughing uncontrollably. X-Rated just shakes his head and walks off the set, and out the Exit door on the far left of the sound stage, Camera fades out. =-