Jay Leno: “Our first guess tonight comes from the world of Professional wrestling. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, the current ICWL World Champion X-Rated.”

{X-Rated comes out for the back with the ICWL World Championship on his shoulder, he waves to the fans that are cheering in the audience, then shakes Jay’s hand before taking a seat in the chair right besides Jay Leno’s desk}

Jay Leno: “Welcome back to the show, it’s been a long time. So tell us, what have you been up to?”

X-Rated: “Well, I have gotten back into Professional Wrestling after a four year retirement, and now I’m currently the ICWL World Champion.”

Jay Leno: “Well, last time we spoke you were the World Champion of a different Organization, right?”

X-Rated: “Yeah, I was the CEWF champion at the time, but that organization went bankrupt or something, which lead to my retirement”

Jay Leno: “So what made you get back into Professional Wrestling?”

X-Rated: “To be honest with you Jay, I missed the action. I worked in an office for four years, and I’ll tell you , after wrestling for eight years, I’m surprised I stayed way that long.”

Jay Leno: “You have a match coming up on Sunday, tell us about it.”

X-Rated “Yeah, Sunday night live on Pay Per View, I face Anthrax, he is the current United States Champion, which is the championship that is just below the World Title. The owner of the ICWL is determined to makes sure I lose the strap to this guy, so it should be an interesting match, you should all tune in”

Jay Leno: “How is your wife? I heard she was hurt a few months ago.”

X-Rated: “XXX is doing great; she is slowly recovering and hopes to be back at ringside by the end of the summer. She was injured in the line of duty, but that is the risk we all take in this business.”

Jay Leno: “Alright, well we will be right back with more from X-Rated”

{The show cuts to commercial, after a few commercials the show comes back to air}

Jay Leno: “Were back with ICWL World Champion X-Rated. Now before the break you mentioned that you have a match this Sunday on Pay Per View, tell us a bit more about it.”

X-Rated: “Well Jay basically it’s like this, the owner of the ICWL has stated on numerous occasions that Anthrax, my opponent for Sunday will be the next World Champion, which is fine. He can make all the claims he wants, because the fact of the matter is simple, unless by some miracle from the good lord above, Anthrax doesn’t stand a chance. I am the Only True Talent in the ICWL, that’s why I am the Champion.”

Jay Leno: “What is your opinion of this Anthrax guy?”

X-Rated: “I give the guy credit where credit is due, I mean he has held the Untied States Championship longer then anyone else in history, he is only the third person in ICWL history to hold two Singles Championships at the same time. And he has admirable dreams of being the first person to hold both the Untied States Championship and the World Championship at the same time, but that’s all it is Jay, a dream. Anthrax couldn’t even hold my boot laces, let alone the World Championship. Anthrax is a talent less, worthless piece of street trash, trying to make a name for himself at my expense. Anthrax has hid in the shadows of Killah Sin for the better part of 5 months now, riding on Killah Sin’s coat tails, but now that Killah Sin has taken his leave from the ICWL, Anthrax is left to fend for himself. He may call me a paper champion, and hell he might even try and take credit for me being the champion, but that’s only because he hasn’t been able to take credit for anything in his life except being a miserable failure.”

Jay Leno: “You don’t sound like you like him that much.”

X-Rated: “Your right Jay I don’t, I mean there was a point in time where I had respect for him, he was a great worker, and a dedicated performer inside of the Squared circle, but now all the sudden, Sugar J has declared him the #1 Contender, and he is walking around the ICWL like his crap don’t stink, and he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. Well, I have a news flash for him, there have been many great things since sliced bread, and he is looking at one of them. Anthrax has never been able to rise to the occasion in any organization he has been a part of, where I have met the challenge head on and come out on top every single time. I have the big match experience he is lacking, I have had the worlds eyes upon me many times, questioning whether I have what it takes to come out on top, and each time, I have answered that question with a resounding yes, but Anthrax can’t say the same thing. He can have his magazine covers, and his photo opts all he wants, let him get a taste of what it’s like to be the #1 man in a Multi-Million dollar company, because that’s all he is going to get, is a taste. Once I am done with Anthrax on Sunday, he will never get a glimpse of the World Championship again, unless he tunes in and sees it around my waist.”

Jay Leno: “Well, Thanks for coming on the show, and please come back again some time.”

X-Rated: “Anytime Jay, it’s been a pleasure.”

Jay Leno: “Up next we have Tom Cruise here to talk about being named Forbes #1 man in Hollywood.

-=The Tonight Show With Jay Leno cuts to commercial and the live feed is cut from ICWL Television. =-