Tony Tenay: “Oh thank god. I finally found you, I have been looking everywhere for you!”

X-Rated: “Wahoo, claim down Tony, you are talking like you just found the love of your live.”

Tony Tenay: “No, but I was sent to locate you, and well I was told that you were on vacation somewhere, but no one would tell me where you were exactly. Sugar J has been going nuts, as you went completely MIA!”

X-Rated: “Well, you found me, so run along and let Sugar J know that his biggest star is alive and well. Now get out of the way you are blocking the sun.”

Tony Tenay: “That’s not why I was sent to find you, Sugar J wants you back like yesterday, he is threatening to strip you of the World Championship if you fail to return right away” X-Rated: “Oh no that old song and dance again. You tell Sugar J, that when I am ready to return, he will be the last to know! I am on vacation with my wife, trying to kick back and relax a bit, and if he has a problem with that, then he get march his ass down here himself and tell me so.”

Tony Tenay: “Listen, far be it for me to tell anyone what to do, but I really think you should get back to the US, and get in touch with Sugar J or someone in the ICWL front office. Things haven’t been going that great back at home. The ICWL was on the verge of closing down, ratings were at an all time low, superstars were demanding their release left, right and center. It’s been a complete mess!”

X-Rated: “Good, that just proves what I have been telling everyone all long. Success is a basic mathematic formula X=Ratings, and without me the ICWL is falling apart. Killah Sin said he was the oil that kept the machine running, but I have just proven him wrong. I am the reason the ICWL was a success, and I still am!”

XXX: “I told you sweetheart, the ICWL needs you, and without you it’s nothing. That’s why you are the World Champion and not some waste of roster space like Anthrax”

{A Topless island lady comes walking up to X-Rated and XXX and bring them a couple of new drinks, in a coconut.}

X-Rated “Hey, Tony, you want anything?”

Tony Tenay: “oh, no thank you. I’m working right now. Now speaking of Anthrax, he has a shot at regaining a chance at you for the World Championship coming up this Thursday”

X-Rated: “Oh really? And how is he facing for this chance?”

Tony Tenay: “Union Jack!”

{X-Rated sits right up, spitting his drink out as he bust into laughter}

XXX: “Union Jack? Union Jack? They are giving Union Jack a chance at a shot against X-Rated………For the ICWL world Championship? Sugar J has certainly lost it this time!”

X-Rated: “I’m sorry Tony, for a moment I swore I heard you say Union Jack was getting a chance to face me, man, I haven’t hear something that funny since I hear The Original Gillesp tell the world he was the World’s Straightest Man! Thank you very much for the laughs, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long, long time.”

Tony Tenay: “Umm, I actually did say Union Jack is going to face Anthrax with the winner getting a world Championship Shot”

X-Rated: “And this match is suppose to happen on Thursday?”

Tony Tenay: “Yes that is correct, At Takedown”

X-Rated: “XXX, get the bags packed we are heading back home. Tony, I hope there is room for one more at the Announcers table this week, because I will be sitting front and center this week, watching this match first hand!”

Tony Tenay: “I will let Sugar J know that then”

X-Rated: “Forget letting him know, because I have a little business with him to take care of myself!”

-= X-Rated and XXX get up off the lounge chairs and head up towards the house that sits just up at the top of the beach. Tony Tenay reaches off and grabs one of the drinks and looks around making sure no one is watching, before drinking the whole thing down in one huge gulp. Tenay puts the coconut back and stands up and heads back in the direction he came from.=-