Andrew Katz: “X-Rated, I was wondering if we could get a few moments of your time.”

X-Rated: “Why is it, as soon as I finish a match you guys always come running after me wanting comments, I think I said all I had to say in the ring tonight with Corey Phoenix.”

Andrew Katz: “I just wanted to ask you a few quick questions before you left, if it’s not to much trouble.”

X-Rated: “What if it is? You honestly think I don’t have better things to do then sit around and talk to you guys every night?”

Andrew Katz: “I just wanted to know what you thought of the outcome of your match up this evening.”

X-Rated: “I thought it was just the way I said it would be! I beat Phoenix, just like I have beaten everyone else. I am the greatest ICWL World Champion in history, at the rate I’m going, they are going to be inducting me into the Hall Of Fame before I even retire! I am the longest running ICWL Champion in history, I have defended the Championship against more real challenges then anyone pervious, and each and every time I step into the ring I walk away victorious! What more needs to be said then that.”

Andrew Katz: “But what about the people that say if it wasn’t for Union Jack you wouldn’t be standing here as the ICWL World Champion?”

{X-Rated throws his boots down in his beg, and turns around and looks Andrew Katz dead in the eye.}

X-Rated “Then I would say those people don’t know their ass from a whole in the ground! You know, I’m really getting tired of people claiming my victory as their own. Everyone wants to step up and take credit for everything I do in the ICWL. Anthrax wants to take credit for me even being Champion, Union Jack wants to take Credit for me still being champion. All I have to say to them is Look at me and look at you! Anthrax has never been the same since Beach Fest, and Union Jack is trying so hard to be taken seriously that it makes him even more of a joke. What Union Jack did tonight to President Mason wasn’t only funny, but insulting.”

Andrew Katz: “You mean because you and President Mason have become friends?”

X-Rated: “Say what? Hell no, President Mason and I are not friends, you honestly think the only True Talent in the ICWL would waste his time making friends with some paper pusher with a bad hair cut? Do you get your information from Stevie Wonder?”

Andrew Katz: “Well no, but everyone thinks you and Mason have formed some alliance since he helped you retain the Championship at Beach Fest”

X-Rated: “See this is exactly what I’m talking about, now you are giving Mason credit for my victory over Anthrax at Beach Fest. Anthrax never beat me, did he cheat yes, did he pin me to the mat, depends on how you want to look at it. All Mason did was what was best for Business, and Mason isn’t a dummy like you Katz. Mason knows X=Ratings, and he knows as long as I am the World Champion, then his Pay Per Views Sell, the Fans tune in on Wednesday nights, Ticket Sales increase, Revenue all around goes up, so he was just doing what was fair and right, and that was restarting the match up. But that is history, and I’m truly getting tired of kicking a dead horse, just for the sake of kicking it. Now do you have anything relevant to discuss, or are you just looking for a history lesson?”

Andrew Katz: “How about the announcement that this week you will face The Original Gillesp?”

X-Rated: “You have to be kidding me right? The Original Queer Eye for The Straight Guy is going to step in the ring with me? Who did he piss off?”

Andrew Katz: “No one that I am aware of, and don’t worry, I have been told it will be a non-title match up.”

X-Rated: “worry? Me worry about some boxer sniffing closet case? I don’t care if it is for the World Championship or not, O.G is no where near my league, and frankly I find it EXTREMELY insulting that I even have to face him. I mean they might as well just put me against Reed Tard for all the difference it’s going to make.”

Andrew Katz: “Not to rain on your parade or anything, but Original Gillesp is certainly no push over, he has faced some of the best this business has to offer, and come out victorious, I don’t think you should take him lightly.”

X-Rated: “Who said anything about taking him lightly? I take Original Gillesp very serious, I know if I take my eye off of him for one moment, I’m screwed more ways then one. I know O.G. is on of the most feared men in the locker room, mostly because he is sitting in wait for someone to drop the soap, but feared non the less. To be honest with you Katz, as insulted as I am about having to face him, I’m kind of happy at the same time.”

Andrew Katz: “Oh, why is that?”

X-Rated: “Because if it wasn’t for O.G. my Record setting Title run would have started along time ago! Let’s not forget it was Original Gillesp that cost me the World Championship when I squared off with Killah Sin. If O.G. and his Harlem homo-trotters hadn’t have set the ring on fire, I would have beaten Killah Sin before he ran scared and left the Wrestling world forever. So now all these months later, I am finally going to get my chance at revenge. So Original Gillesp can bring his rainbow force and step in the ring with me, hell I will take them all on, it doesn’t really matter. I will get my revenge one way or another, and it will be a long, long time before Original gaysbian will want to step in the ring with me.”

Andrew Katz: “Are you saying you will take on all members of the Fantastic Four?”

X-Rated: “I can see why they pay you so much money. Yes, that’s what I am saying, I will be more then happy to take on The Original Gillesp, his little Rim Job clone, “Obviously Gay” Nicolas Grabbabutto, and Kid Roman Candle because it doesn’t matter. All four of those Pride Parade organizers cost me the World Championship the first time around, and now I am going to get my revenge one way or another”

Andrew Katz: “Well I have to say, as great of a World Champion as you are, I don’t think even you could stand up against all four members of the Fantastic Four.”

X-Rated: “And who said your opinion matters? Listen Katz, I like you, I mean you are a decent color commentator and all, but as a thinker you leave a lot to be desired! The Fantastic Four and anything but Fantastic, at one point O.G. was taken as a serious competitor, but much like the good old days everyone in the locker room likes to talk about, that’s long gone. O.G. has become nothing more then a mid card joke who is only on the roster to keep the 6-12 year old Demographic watching. O.G. hasn’t done anything of great significance since the ICWL returned! Sure he had a decent feud with Jenkins, that kept the censors busy for a week or two, but other then that, what has he done? Nothing! That’s what he has done. O.G.’s comments lost their humor a long time ago, to the point where now, it’s just plan painful to watch him. He is the type of person that should have left wrestling and stayed gone. But you know what scares me the most about O.G. Katz?

Andrew Katz: “His ability to surprise his opponents?

{X-Rated starts laughing uncontrollably}

X-Rated: “Oh that’s good, classic almost. No you moron, the fact that he has Mini Queer running around doing the same thing, thinking it’s cool!

Andrew Katz: “You are referring to Gillesp V2.0?”

X-Rated: “You know, you really should have become a detective, because you have the greatest ability to point of the obvious. Of course I’m talking about V2.0! The fact that O.G. was able to clone himself and think that twice as much of him would be even funnier scares the crap out of me! As far has him being able to surprise his opponents, the only thing that would surprise me, is if he could make it through a whole sentence without a gay joke, now that would surprise the hell out of me.”

Andrew Katz: “Don’t you think you are misunderestimating Original Gillesp just a little?”

X-Rated: “Misunderestimating? What is your last name Bush? Do you even think for a moment before you open your mouth? Where do they find you guys? No I don’t think I’m underestimating Original Gillesp, in fact, I think I may be giving him to much credit. But for the sake of a battle of wits, which you are obviously not equipped for, I will say this much, Original Gillesp, when on the top of his game is one of the most dangerous men in the ICWL, and at the top of his game he should not be taken lightly, but sadly he hasn’t been at the top of his game in quiet some time, so am I underestimating O.G. no, as he has shown no reason to worry about him in a long time. Now, as fun as this has been, I must end it here, as I have a plane to catch, I would like to see my wife before I have to leave for…………Where are we next week?”

Andrew Katz: “Tampa Bay, Florida I believe.”

X-Rated: “yeah, before I have to leave for Tampa Bay, Florida. It’s been a fun talking to you, oh who am I kidding you annoy me, just get out!”

-=X-Rated pushes Andrew Katz out his locker room as he grabs his bags and head out the exit of the arena. =-