Aaron Mason: “Good evening everyone. I would like to welcome you to the ICWL Takedown Press conference today. We have called you all here in order to get some additional exposure to the ICWL product. We at ICWL headquarters are working feverously to assemble the best staff and greatest talent we are able to find to bring into your living rooms each and every….”
{Suddenly Now Or Never By Three Days Grace music plays over the sound system as X-Rated comes walking you from the back with the ICWL world Championship hanging over his shoulder. He walks over the main podium and steps in front of President Mason}
X-Rated: “Well, I think you have heard enough from the wind bag, and now it’s time to get on to the reason you are all here this evening….me! The only True Talent in the ICWL, the longest reigning World Champion in ICWL History, the measuring stick for all others….X-Rated! So let’s get on with your questions shall we, who has the first question.”
{The reporters all put their hands in the air hoping to get the chance to ask a question on the champion}
X-Rated: “You there, the ugly one with the purple vest.”
Reporter #1: “Shelly Whitehead, Tampa Tribune. I wanted to ask you about your response to The Original Gillesp request that the World Championship be on the line at tomorrow nights event. With Tampa being right next store to his hometown, I’m sure the fans would love to see it.”
X-Rated: “Well, first off, I can see why you do newspaper reporting, and no T.V., thank you for not putting us through having to see your ugly mug every night at 6:00 as most of us have just finished eating. Secondly, if O.G. wants a World title shot, then that’s fine be me, I don’t really care. O.G. is a joke, and he knows it, sure there was a time in history where he was one of the best wrestlers in not only the ICWL, but in maybe in all of professional wrestling, but lets face it folks, those days are gone quicker then a cake lefts unattended with Kristy Alley. So tomorrow night, the patty sniffing fans of Tampa will get to see, there adopted son get his ass beat for the World Championship. Next Question….You there, with the bad toupee.”
Report #2: “Walter Jones, Channel 6 news, I wanted to ask you what you thought of the current status of the ICWL, as it appears the ICWL is on a downward slope.”
X-Rated: “You know that’s a good question, the ICWL has been having a bit of problems the last little while, and understandably so, I mean, as good as I am, I’m only one man. We must keep in mind, although I have more talent, then all of the members of the roster put together, I can not wrestle in every single match up, so unfortunately the ICWL fans are going to have to suffer through matches with Union Jack, Patriot, Jenkins and all the other talent less clowns that compose the ICWL roster. Next Question”
Reporter #2: “Actually, you didn’t really answer my question”
{X-Rated looks annoyed, and whispers something to the guy wearing a security shirt that is standing behind him. The gentlemen nods his head, and walks over the reporter and removes him the building.}
X-Rated “Next Question. You there, with the glasses”
Reporter #3: “Betty Lows, Pro Wrestling weekly. The fans are wondering when are we going to see XXX return to the ICWL.”
X-Rated: “Although my wife’s recovery has been going extremely well and for the most part, she is back to 100% we have decided to err on the side of caution and at this time she will not be returning to the ICWL tomorrow night. However, XXX will be at my said on August 6th, when ICWL presents Revolution. Next question…You there, with the big noise.”
Reporter #4: “James Parker, Wrestling Insider. Are you focused on this weeks match or are you looking ahead to the PPV?”
X-Rated: “Listen, I focus on every match that I’m booked in, this week I am focused on The Original Gillesp, but I am also looking a head to the Revolution match up with Union Jack. Listen, I have said it time and time again, Union Jack is a tough guy, and I know he wants the World Championship just as bad as I want to keep it, but with that said, Union Jack has no chance of winning. I am not the longest running world Champion, nor the only True Talent for nothing. Next Question…You there with the pocket protector.”
Reporter#5: “Peter Olson, Florida Gazette. What do you have to say to all the nay sayers that still exist and say that you don’t deserve to be World Champion?”
X-Rated: “I say to the, watch and see, and step in the ring if you still think I don’t belong. Listen, am I the best professional Wrestler of all time, maybe not. Am I the best that has ever graced an ICWL ring, that’s debatable but I can say this, I am the best the ICWL has to offer today! I am the longest reigning World Champion in ICWL history; I have defended it against all challengers. I don’t run and hid from a challenge, I welcome them. I have beaten Anthrax, Corey Phoenix, Shane Jenkins and the list still continues to grow every week. I have been the most active World Champion in recent history. I don’t care if people don’t like me, I’m not in wrestling to make friends, but I think I should have earned some respect. If I haven’t well then give it time, and they will respect me soon enough. Final Question…You right there in the front, with the biggest buck teeth I have ever seen in my life,you’re your father a beaver or something?”
Reporter#6: “No sir, my name is Ed Wheeler, Wrestling Online. I just wanted to know, if you aren’t concerned that with the World Championship on the line that maybe the Fantastic Four will pull one of their old tricks and cost you the Championship”
X-Rated: “Well, Mr. Ed, that thought has crossed my mind, and anything is possible but am I worried, no, I’m not worried, if anything, I am hoping they are. You see the Fantastic Four are a group of disgraceful athletes that have no respect for this business, in anyway. So if I could get the chance to knock them all on their asses, then I’m all for it.”
Aaron Mason: “Well, that’s all the time with X-Rated, I am willing to address any further questions”
-=The Camera fades out as President Mason starts to answer questions. =-