Jay Leno: “Our first guess tonight comes from the world of Professional wrestling. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, from the PPW, a friend of mine X-Rated.”

{X-Rated comes out for the back with the with XXX holding on to his hand, they waves to the fans that are cheering in the audience, then shakes Jay’s hand before taking a seat in the chairs right besides Jay Leno’s desk}

Jay Leno: “Welcome back to the show, it’s been a long time, and its good to see your lovely wife back by your side. The last time we spoke she was hurt pretty seriously wasn’t she?”

X-Rated: “Yeah she was Jay, she suffered a broken neck, but she has recovered pretty much 100%, and I couldn’t be happier now that she is back at my side, it just wasn’t the same without her at my side.”

Jay Leno: “Excellent, and again it’s good to see her. Now I understand that you left the ICWL recently, what happened with that company?”

X-Rated: “Yeah, the ICWL and I decided it to part ways, there really isn’t any bad blood between us, I just felt it was time for a change. I achieved everything I wanted to achieve there. So, I when I was offered a contract with the PPW I just couldn’t turn it down.”

Jay Leno: “I’m actually a fan of the PPW, have been for year, and I must say they have some impressive people on their roster, I think you would be a good fit there.”

X-Rated: “I think so Jay, I’m familiar with a few of the guys on the roster, as I have been on past roster in different organizations with some of them. So I think I will be happy in the PPW.”

Jay Leno: “How have you been finding the competition so far?”

X-Rated “You know, I really couldn’t say Jay. I just finalized my deal with the PPW, and my first match is coming up on the 21st, so as far as the competition goes, I guess I will find out, but I’m not overly worried about my first showing in the PPW.”

Jay Leno: “Really? Who is your first match against?.”

X-Rated: “My first match is against Lightning. Don’t get my wrong, he is a great athlete, but he just isn’t at my level. Sadly I think I hit a nerve with him in my first televised appearance with a few of my comments.”

Jay Leno: “Really? Well, why not take the time know to clear up your comments.”

{X-Rated turns towards the camera takes a deep breath and clears his throat.}

X-Rated: “Lightning, I fear you have taken my words out of context. I was not trying to put you down or insult you, and if you took it that way as that was never my intent. I am the first person to admit that in the PPW you have achieved a lot, and have established yourself as a star. What I was saying is the fact that you have become a star goes to show how desperately the PPW needs True Talent like me in their ranks. Lightning, you are an athlete, that can not be disputed, but my point was a simple one, and that is you are not the caliber of wrestler that I am, in fact you aren’t even close. If that bothers you then I am truly and deeply sorry, but facts are facts”

Jay Leno: “I seen Lightning on Larry King live the other night, Larry and Lightning seemed a bit harsh in their comments about you.”

X-Rated: “I don’t think so Jay, I mean how big of an insult is it that Larry King hasn’t heard of me, I mean the guy is like a 190 years old! He said that he has never heard of me, yet I have personally appeared on his show on three separate occasions! They can question my claims about being a household name all they want, but the fact of the matter is I am just that. I have been in many wrestling promotions, some of the biggest promotions going. I was in the CEWF, PTIW, a federation where PPW hall of famers like Tre Crawford, and James Spider got their start, ICWL, New Japan Pro Wrestling, and many others. And in each organization I have been a main event player. So like I said I am a household name, and the fact is Lightning knows it, and just can’t accept it.”

Jay Leno: “Ok, aside from all of that though, it seems almost like there is a deep rooted hatred between the two of you.”

X-Rated: “On my part no, there isn’t any deep rooted hatred; however, I can’t speak for Lightning. I don’t hate Lightning, not by any means; frankly I do have respect for him. I respect the fact that Lightning likes to be part of history making, show stealing matches. Matches that at the end the fans walk away knowing they seen the best the participants had to offer. Now, luckily for Lightning, he is going to be part of a history making match at Mutilation. This match is going to mark the first time I have ever stepped foot inside of a PPW ring, and that in itself is history making. So Lightning, you want to make history, then let’s make history!”

Jay Leno: “Alright, we have to take a commercial break, more with X-Rated when we return.”

{The Tonight Show goes to commercial , a commercial for Mutilation runs, then the tonight show comes back}

Jay Leno: “We’re back, and our guest is the newest member of the PPW, X-Rated. Now before the break you were saying that Mutilation is going to be your first time in a PPW ring. Does that make you nervous at all? I mean that does give Lightning the home field advantage so to speak”

X-Rated: “To be perfectly honest with you Jay, not it doesn’t. I mean the PPW ring is no different then any other ring I have step into. The PPW has a great reputation, and I think I would only be able to add to it. I’m really looking forward to making my debut in the PPW, and I hope to achieve great things well I’m there. I’m not able to disclose full details about my contract with the PPW, but I can tell you, that I should be there for a while, and I hope that I can leave my mark on the PPW just as I have in some of the other promotions I have been in.”

Jay Leno: “I’m a long time fan of yours, hell I think you have been on this show more then any other wrestler, and I know you have accomplished great things in your career, are you afraid that you might not be able to duplicate that same success in the PPW?”

X-Rated: “I’m not looking to duplicate anything Jay, so no I’m not afraid of anything of that nature, I have accomplished many great things in my career, and have taken part in some of the most memorable matches in the Wrestling industry. I have been in cage matches, scaffolding matches, inferno matches, ladder matches, you name it, I have done it. I have battled through injuries, leaving everything I have in the ring. That stuff can’t be duplicated by me or anyone, that is something you either have or you don’t have Jay. I am dedicated to what I do, and it’s that dedication that drives me to do what I do, and has driven me to accomplish what I have accomplished. Wrestling is all about the heart. Yes, there is a great amount of skill required, but even with all the skills in the world, without the heart you will not be able to amount to anything in this industry, and that is what separates me from many of the others that are in this industry. And it’s that heart that I plan on bringing into the PPW. Jay, you said you have followed my career for sometime, so you know there have been a few occasions in which I have hung up my boots, and left wrestling behind me.”

Jay Leno: “Yeah, I have seen you ‘retire’ a few times, but let me ask you something X-Rated, does anyone ever really retire from professional Wrestling?”

X-Rated: “To answer your question Jay, yes, there have been many men that have retired from professional wrestling and stayed retired. But anyone with a real passion and with the heart for this industry doesn’t really retire, unless they have no choice what so ever. My mentor, Jack The Ripper, he retired from Professional Wrestling, three years ago, because his body was no longer able to perform at the level he became accustom to competing at. However, Jack the Ripper is still very active in the Wrestling Industry today. Behind the scenes, helping new up and coming talent much like he helped me. Now I have ‘retired’ a few different times, and each time I left wrestling it was because my heart wasn’t in it anymore, but no matter what I try doing I can’t seem to keep myself away from it for very long because deep down, wrestling is in my heart and soul.”

Jay Leno: “Well thanks for coming back to the show, and please come back anytime.”

X-Rated: “Anytime, it’s been a pleasure!”

Jay Leno: “Up next Sandra Bullock is here to talk about her new movie ‘Premonition’.”

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