Andrew Katz: “X-Rated, would we be able to get a quick word with you before you take off?”
X-Rated: “Andrew Katz, I thought you were dead! To bad I guess, the ICWL hasn’t been the same without you, it’s been better actually. So tell me how I can help you tonight, you want an Autograph, your picture taken with me?”
Andrew Katz: “Actually I sill work for the ICWL, just with budget cuts Takedown has been taken off the air, so they don’t need me as much as they use to I guess, but I’m not here to talk about my employment status, I was hoping to catch your thoughts after your impressive come back victory.”
X-Rated: “I’m glad you don’t want to talk about your employment status, as that would be an extremely short conversation. As far as my, as you put it, ‘Impressive come back victory’ I have to wonder who didn’t think I could get it done against the likes of Tsunami. I mean was there ever really any doubt? Like I told Tony, Tsunami is great against the likes of JJ Crawford, and Sebastian Throne, but he is nothing compared to me. Sure he got a near fall on me, but I was never in any real danger of losing that match. So now I stand before you and the world as the new Internet Champion.”
Andrew Katz: “President Payne has announced the match line ups for next week, and it appears you are going to be facing Brandon McCain with the Internet Championship on the line”
X-Rated “I guess Payne was serious when he said he wanted to clean up the ICWL. So that means I have to take down Brandon McCain, another useless never will be littering the ICWL. Payne has given me ten minutes to put another waste of space in its place, and I will do just that. Much like Tsunami, McCain will walk away with his head hung low after he comes to the same realization Tsunami did, the days of useless, Talentless, wannabe’s is over, I’m taking back the ICWL once and for all for the real athletes, and the fans.”
Andrew Katz: “Doesn’t that seem a bit cocky to you? I mean McCain is a great competitor, and he has been in the ICWL for some time now, I think he has proven to everyone he belongs here.”
X-Rated: “To paraphrase a friend of my ‘it ain’t bragging if you can back it up’ and I have backed up every word I have ever said in the ICWL. I have proven time and time again that they don’t come any better then me in the ICWL, that is why I am the longest running World Champion in the history of the ICWL, and I am now well on my way to being the longest running Internet Champion. So to answer your question Katz, McCain hasn’t proven a damn thing to me, and after next Saturday, I will leave him questioning everything he thought he knew about himself, and his career in the ICWL.”
Andrew Katz: “Well, if you feel you are better then the talent you have been pitted against since your return, then I have to ask, who do you think you should be facing? Are you looking to get into the World Title hunt?.”
X-Rated: “First Katz, lets not use the term talent when referring to everyone else on the roster that isn’t me, because from where I sit, they are the furthest thing from talent I have ever seen in my life. Secondly, you’re damn right I feel I am above the people I keep getting pitted against, I mean I’m X-Rated, the Only True Talent in Professional Wrestling today, so yeah I am far above these waste of space. Am I looking to get into the World Title hunt, I’m already in it, and anyone that comes here without that goal is wasting the fans time and mine. But I’m not looking at the World Title right now; I have other things I want to achieve first.”
Andrew Katz: “Such as?”
X-Rated: “Well for starters, I have never been United States Champion. And as the Internet Champion, I feel I have earned a shot at the US title. Also, I would like to capture the Hardcore title. Basically I am looking to capture every title the ICWL has, and if the time is right, and should I meet someone that is at my talent level, I may even go after the Tag titles, who knows. My goal Katz is pretty simple, I want to be the first person in the ICWL to ever capture ever title available to me. I am going to be the first Grand Slam Champion in the ICWL. You heard it here first, and mark my words, I will do it, and it’s just a matter of time before the front office realizes it and books me accordingly.”
Andrew Katz: “That’s a pretty bold goal, I mean in order to do that would have to beat people like the Original Gillesp, Bane ‘The Dark Angel’ Crow and the Hardcore Enigma, all very tough competitors, and I would say talented, deserving Champions.”
X-Rated: “There you go, using the word Talent where it doesn’t belong. O.G. is about as washed up as a beached whale. O.G. was a great competitor in the ICWL but that was like Ten years ago. O.G. is well past his prime, and it’s time he realizes that and quits well he is ahead. As far as Bane Crow goes he’s great when you compare him to the likes of Union Jack, and O.G. but put him against some real competition and you will learn he’s nothing but show and special effects, nothing more. As far as the Hardcore Enigma is concerned, the only real Enigma I see is how in the hell did the ICWL think he was going to be a good investment? I mean the guy is nothing without his weapons, and even with them, he is not much better. I am out to show the World and the ICWL as a whole that it can be better, that it deserves better. I have started that mission with the destruction of Tsunami, and the capturing of the Internet Championship. Now my mission continues as I go on to face the other so called Champions of the ICWL and watch them all fall at my feet.”
Andrew Katz: “So, you are saying you are willing to put your reputation on the line against any of these men, all in an attempt to prove yourself as the, and I quote, ‘The only True Talent in the ICWL’?”
X-Rated: “Not, just in the ICWL Katz, as the Only True Talent in Professional Wrestling today. Would I be willing to put my reputation on the line? Your damn right I would. Nobody in the ICWL has what it takes to beat me Katz, you know that first hand, you have seen me climb to the top of the Mountain in the ICWL, and I look to climb to the top again, one talentless waste of space at a time.”
Andrew Katz: “You’re right, I have seen you climb all the way to the top, but I also seen you fall all the way down, when Union Jack beat for the World Title, ending your record setting rein.”
X-Rated: “Yes Katz, that is true, Union Jack did beat me for the World Championship, but lets not forget he did lose it in his very first title defense against Bane. What you and the world witnessed was the passing of the torch. I dropped the World Championship to Union Jack as I was leaving the ICWL to be with my son, and to help my wife on the rest of her rehab. Union Jack couldn’t beat me on his best day and I was on my worst and he knows it. Flat out, I am the best the ICWL has ever had to offer and now that I’m back it’s time the current roster wakes up and takes notice, because they are all targets. One by one they will all be X-ecuted, and I will be the last man standing. Now, I have a plane to catch and a family to get home too.”
-=With that X-Rated grabs his bags and heads down the terminal towards his private jet that is waiting for him on the tarmac. =-