X-Rated: “How did I know you were going to show up. You must have really pissed someone off in the big office to be reduced to this? I mean chasing people down just to see if they might have something interesting to say, how embarrassing is that for you? You were once a ‘great’ broadcaster and now you are nothing more then a paparazzi with a camera man lackey.”
Andrew Katz: “It’s always a pleasure talking with you, I always seem to walk away with a great sense of pride.”
X-Rated: “Well I assure you Andrew, the pleasure is all yours. So tell me what do you want this week?”
Andrew Katz: “I was just hoping to get your thoughts on your title defense last week, and your up coming match this week against Former Internet Champion Tsunami and Angel of Death”
X-Rated: “I’m sure you know what I think of my title defense with Brandon McCain. The poor guy didn’t stand a chance, and he only got a title shot so the front office could put him in his place, and they could think of no better when to do that then by having me do it for them. So I went out there, and in damn near record time put an end to McCain, and surprise, surprise I’m still the Internet Champion.”
Andrew Katz: “Well, it would appear that this week things might not be so easy as you are going to be taking on two men at the same time.”
X-Rated: “Wait a second, you’re not going to seriously sit there and tell me that I should be worried about facing Tsunami, who just two weeks ago learnt first hand why I’m billed as the Only True Talent are you? I mean seriously Katz, have you not learnt yet that Tsunami shouldn’t even be in the same arena as me, let alone the same ring. Then, to make things ‘Interesting’ Brooks decides to throw some little inch worm Angle of Death in the mix and I’m suppose to be worried? Katz, I now understand exactly why you were bumped from network television, you are the dumbest person in the ICWL, and that’s including the Erections! Katz, lets face it, Tsunami and Angel of Death aren’t anywhere near my level inside the squared Circle. This Triple Threat match should actually be billed as a double warm up match, because that’s all it is, a warm up for me. But frankly I’m already growing tired of these warm up matches. I thought last week when we spoke I made it crystal clear what my intentions are now that I’m back in the ICWL, but apparently not as I keep getting put in these stupid, waste of time matches.”
Andrew Katz: “So let me get this straight you think that matches against Tsunami, Brandon McCain and Angel of Death are nothing more then a waste of time?
X-Rated “There might be hope for you yet Katz. That’s exactly what I’m saying. Tsunami, Angel of Death, Brandon McCain, they are all a waste of time, both mine and the fans. None of these men, and I use that term lightly, should be stepping in the ring with me, unless it’s to tie my boots, and even then they aren’t good enough. McCain showed a lot of promise when he first arrived, but that just goes to show you that with the right production team, and throw enough money at something, you can make it look good, but McCain has proven time and time again he is nothing more then hype, and that’s putting it nicely. Tsunami is no better. I showed the World that Tsunami was nothing more then a flash in the pan Champion, and that he isn’t worth the paper his checks are written on. As Far as Angel of Death goes, honestly I’m more impressed with Bird $*%^! Angel of Death is a classic example of a never could be. He has no ability let alone talent, and leaves the fans scratching their heads, not in amazement, but in confusion as to what the ICWL was thinking when the signed the guy. Angel of Death is one foot in the grave with his career and this Saturday I plan on tossing the rest of his career in with it.”
Andrew Katz: “So you are saying that this Saturday you are not only going to win, and retain the Internet Championship, but put an end to Angel of Death’s career?”
X-Rated: “Not bad Andrew, and to think you didn’t even need any help to figure that one out. That’s exactly what I’m saying. This Saturday I’m going to put an end to Angel of Death’s career here in the ICWL and finally rid the fans of that waste of space once and for all. Like I said Katz, I’m tired of these Warm up matches. I told the front office last week what I wanted, and they seem far too happy to ignore my requests, and that leaves me with no other choice the to take what I want by force.”
Andrew Katz: “What do you mean take what you want by force? Are you saying that you are going to target the ICWL United States Champion this week?”
X-Rated: “I mean exactly what I said, I will take it by force, and leave the front office with no other choice then to give me what I want. Andrew, you seen what happened when Sugar J refused to give me a world Title shot last year. Did I just take no for an answer? HELL NO! I went out there and took what I wanted, and got what I wanted, by leaving the front office no other choice then to give it to me because it became what the fans wanted. And when it was all said and done I walked away with the World Title proudly around my waist and kept it there for a record setting 106 days. So last week I said I wanted, no wait, was going to become the first Grand Slam Champion in ICWL history, setting yet another record in the history books, and it appears the Front office refuses to give me that shot, so I’m going to go out there and take it. Does that mean I’m going to attack the Hardcore Enigma? Maybe, maybe not, there are three championships I haven’t held, one being the Hardcore Championship, and the other two being the United States Championship and Tag Team Championship. Now seeing as the Hardcore Championship is being held up pending some sort of arrangement to determine a new champion, that leave only two other active Championships. So those two men should consider themselves on notice, they have what I want, and I will stop at nothing to get it, don’t believe me just call Killah Sin, as I scared his ass into retirement when I made him a target.”
Andrew Katz: “So should I take this to mean you have found a Tag Team partner?”
X-Rated: “Katz don’t be stupid, I don’t need a partner to go after the Tag Titles, I could beat both JJ Crawford and Hardcore Enigma without barely breaking a sweat. I could carry the whole damn Tag Division on my shoulders, taking down team after team, after team until I’m the only one left standing. Katz, I am the only True Talent in Professional Wrestling today without question. The ICWL is my playground, and in this playground I’m the bully. When I come walking people would dive into traffic just to get out of my way. None of the punks that currently comprise the ICWL Roster could hold my jock strap let alone stand toe to toe with me in that ring and stand a chance of walking away victorious. The ICWL of today is made up of highly marketed guys that have no real talent, but with the right camera angles and make up appear impressive. Well I’m here to put an end to the show that has become the ICWL’s circus of freaks, and bring back an ICWL that the fans can be proud of. I’m going to show the fans and the world that underneath all that make up and marketing the men billed as superstars are nothing more then clowns that should be performing at children’s birthday parties.”
Andrew Katz: “Alright, lets see if I got this straight, you are saying that no one in the ICWL today is anywhere near your ‘league’”
X-Rated: “Exactly”
Andrew Katz: “Then I have to ask, why did you come back if you felt the ICWL can’t offer you any real challenges. Why not go to another organization that could offer you athletes that are in your ‘league’?”
X-Rated: “I have to give you credit Katz, that’s a very good question. I mean sure you could look at it as I only came back here to be the top dog, because I’m afraid that I can’t handle any real challenges. But if you know me at all you know that isn’t true. When it comes to challenges I never back down, in fact I thrive on challenges, I crave them. But I came back to the ICWL to help restore some creditability to what was once a great company. You see Katz, on my resume under championships, the ICWL World Championship is listed, and frankly I did fight hard to get it, and even harder to keep it, but if people look at the ICWL today, and compare me to the current Champion, and potentially future Champions that the ICWL is creating today, they make that accomplishment look like no big deal, and to me it is a very big deal. I am proud of my time here in the ICWL, and for the first time since the CEWF, I found a federation that I could call home, and once I moved away from home, in an effort to fill the void I created, the front office started to employ anyone with an once of wrestling training, hell I don’t think most of them any training, I think the only requirement to get a spot on the roster was you need to watch a wrestling tape, and it didn’t even matter if it was a current wrestling tape or a tape of wrestling from the 1920’s, all that mattered was you knew what wrestling was. So now the ICWL is filled with wrestlers that have not even an ounce of talent, and they are being given Championships. The ICWL has become an eye sore in Professional wrestling, and I came back to change that. I’m tired of the ICWL looking like a joke. I’m tired of people like JJ Crawford, Hardcore Enigma, Brandon McCain, Spanky, Tsunami and all the rest coming to the ICWL and then being called Champion. It makes real Champions, True Champions like Ric Vicious, Deacon Frost, Silk and myself look bad, and frankly Andrew, I can’t and wont take it anymore. It’s time that all of these little wannabe Champions learn what a real Champion is, and I intend to show them. And I will start this Saturday with Tsunami and Angel of Death, but I assure you, I will not stop there!”
-=With that, X-Rated stands up, and walks into the locker room, leaving Andrew Katz with a look of speechlessness on his face. =-