X-Rated: “Hold on a second Cage, let’s see what they want before you throw them out.”

{Cage stops and backs up and the camera crew breaths a collective sigh of relief.}

X-Rated: “Now, what do you group of media rejects want?”

Camera Man: “Well, sir, we were hoping to talk to you about your brutal attack on both Hardcore Enigma and JJ Crawford after their impressive Tag Team Championship win”

X-Rated: “You just answered your own question. We attacked those two second-rate, substandard, insufficient, inept clowns because the fans are tired of seeing such crap littering the ICWL airwaves. You heard the crowd after our assault, the damn near torn the roof off of the place. The fans have grown tired of seeing crap like them being shoved down their throats as talented athletes. Sure they have may have been considered talent in my absence, but now that I’m back in the ICWL, the fans want to see real talent, real champions, and real entertainment. So as I was looking over the roster, and realized that realistically I can’t perform in every single match on the card I called up an old student of mine. A man that I have taught everything they know, and groomed into being another true talent in a profession that is craving it, Chris Cage, and made arrangements for him to join the ICWL, and when I approached the big wigs about the idea they were more then happy to throw money towards it, and sign Cage.”

Camera Man: “So it’s safe to say Chris Cage is now officially a part of the ICWL roster?.”

X-Rated: “It’s not only safe, but an honor to say Cage is apart of the ICWL roster. And together we are the New Wave. We are bringing the wave of the future to the ICWL today. We are already the most dominate tag team in the ICWL and we haven’t even had our first match yet. The Brew Crew had nothing on us, The Gillesp Brothers are not even close to us. We are the best Tag Team in the ICWL’s long history. The Dark Force clowns not only saw but felt what we are capable of doing. Hardcore Enigma finally learnt what Hardcore truly is, and Crawford learnt what True Talent is all about about.”

Camera Man: “What about your Internet Title Defense. Some have said that you didn’t show any talent, but perhaps a bit of a yellow belly.”

Chris Cage: “Now wait just a damn minute. Who in the blue hell do you think you are talking to X-Rated like that.”

X-Rated: “Cage, settle down. I don’t need a body guard. Besides, Look who the comment is coming from. Now to answer your question, I said before I even stepped into the ring that that match was a waste of both mine and the fans time. So why would I go out there and give it all I have against two lackluster, sub par athletes? I won the match without even having to break a sweat just as I said I would. That is talent; I don’t care how you cut it, getting the job done with as little effort as possible.”

Camera Man: “Well, this week you will once again defend you Internet Championship against Angel of Death.”

X-Rated: “Figured I would be. I’m sure after being humiliated he went right to Payne and made a big stink about and demanded another shot. That’s fine, his luck isn’t going to be any better next week then it was last week. I said I was going to clip an Angel’s wings, and I think I did just that, but if he wants to try and fly one more time, I would be more then happy to shoot him out of the sky. AOD, I will make you this promise next week, when it’s all said and done, after all the smoke has cleared, I will still be Internet Champion, but I will go out there and give it almost my all, in fact, I will go out there and give it all it takes, which I don’t think will be much, to get the job done and put you in your place. And should your Dark Forces friends decide they want to come to your defense, Chris Cage will be more then happy to knock them all flat. AOD, you were washed up last week, and this you are still washed up. I only hope that after I’m done humiliating you, you will accept your fate and move on.”

Camera Man: “Chris Cage will be busy in his own right as he has to face one half of the New Tag Team Champions JJ Crawford.”

Chris Cage: “You really think JJ Crawford is going to keep me busy? I thought I showed the World just how easy I can take care of that piece of Yankee garbage, but I guess I didn’t make it clear enough to get it through their heads, but maybe if the inbreed Confederate rednecks knew what they were doing, they would have realized that. So Crawford is seeking some retribution for what happened after their victory, then he is more then welcome to try and get it. I have no problems knocking his Yankee ass all over the arena until he realizes that he is no match of the ‘Canadian Rage’ and he will fall yet again to the Ragin’ Climax.”

Camera Man: “You both seem pretty sure of yourselves.”

Chris Cage: “Why shouldn’t we be? No body in the ICWL can stand the rage, no body in the ICWL can contain my fury. I am the most physically dominating force in the ICWL, Not Crawford, or Enigma or anyone else in or out of the Dark Forces is going to put an end to the uncanny force of the Canadian Rage”

X-Rated: “And let’s face it, AOD doesn’t have an ounce of the talent I possess. AOD isn’t even fit to be the Women’s Champion let alone beat me for the Internet Championship. AOD is stepping in the ring with pure talent, true talent, and he will experience it for the first time in its full force. Then after Angel of Death comes to the same realization everyone else before him has, when your up against true talent you stand no chance, we are going to target the Tag Team Champions, and hopefully return the respectability those titles truly deserve once and for all.”

Camera Man: “I’m being told that Angel of Death has already recorded comments regarding your up coming title defense, we are getting a feed if you want to turn towards this monitor to my left”

{AOD’s promo plays on the small closed circuit monitor, as the camera fades out a smile crosses X-Rated’s face}

X-Rated: “Get Camera clown, get a close up as I want to make sure Angel of Death clearly understands this. Angel of Death, do you really think I’m worried about facing you one on one. You really think your chances of winning have increased? You really think I deliberately got disqualified because I was worried about losing? If you truly believe all of that, then you are even more naive then I originally thought. I got deliberately got disqualified because the idea of having to be in the ring against both you and Tsunami was beyond insulting it was down right degrading. To think that Brook or Payne actually think you are at the same level was an insult to the fans, and that is why I got disqualified. But that was this week. This week I will not be looking to be disqualified, or taking, as you called it, the cowardly way out. I am going to but you back in your place, and send you crashing down to the realization that you don’t have what it takes to hang with the real talent of the ICWL. You think I’m all talk and no action? You think I am incapable of backing up everything I say? You really think I’m not everything I say I am? Then you are in for a very rude awaking. Now, just so there is no question as to my ability, or the validity of my Championship Reign, let’s make it a No Disqualification. You can do what you think you have to do to get the job done, and capture the Internet Championship, but rest assured, when the bell ring signaling the end, I will still be the Internet Champion. Now get out of here so we get our stuff and leave.”

-=The camera man gets up and leaves as X-Rated grabs his bag and car keys. =-