X-Rated: “Sorry, I had to rearrange my plans for this week. This week has been perhaps the most confusing week in the ICWL’s long and decorated history. Even more confusing then, when Union Jack was put in the World Title hunt. First I had made arrangements to fly down to Daytona Beach, Florida only to find out that the ICWL was going to close for the summer do to management difficulties, then I learn that the ICWL front office has decided to authorize the start up a summer promotion Tour run by a puppet and a lap dog. Now, of course, these two Wahoo’s wanted the only True Talent to be apart of the ICWL’s summer promotion, I mean they needed some form of credibility, so I agree to be part of the promotion, signing a little deal worth a lot of money. Now I just received word that this week, I will be placed in the Main Event for the Summer Promotion’s World Championship. Which would be expected, I mean look at my Resume, it would only make sense to put me in the main event. But what has confused me more the anything else is why in the BLUE hell I would be pitted against Kermit the Frog, and JJ Crawfish. I mean, if they were going to pull a stupid stunt like that, why not just hand me the World Championship and save new Promotional Tour the embarrassment of having a joke match? Marionette, I understand you are one of the promoters of this new upstart fed with in a fed thing, but do you really honestly believe you should be main eventing the inaugural event? I mean do you truly believe deep down you are World Championship material? I know, I know, of course you are serious; you have never been more serious about anything in your life. Well, allow me to give you a bit of advice, booking yourself in the main event is one thing, actually walking away from is a totally different ball game”
{A Chime goes off on X-Rated’s laptop, he opens it up and pushes a few buttons, suddenly Marionette’s voice can be heard coming out of the computer. It’s Marionette’s latest rant. X-Rated watches as a smile slowly creeps across his face. After a few minutes silence fills the room. X-Rated closes his laptop again and looks back into the camera, with a smile on his face.}
X-Rated: “You just got to love YouTube! If you are wondering why I’m smiling, it’s because I just watched one of the funniest promo’s I have seen in a while. Marionette, you have perhaps the lowest level of intelligence I have ever witnessed in professional wrestling history. You actually think you are as good as Jeff Jarrett, Kurt Angle and ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin? You actually think you are the next big thing in professional Wrestling? Marionette, I hate to be the one to burst that over inflated ego of yours, but it’s time you take your head out of your ass, and come back to reality. You are looking at the BIG thing in professional Wrestling. You are looking at the Truest Talent Professional Wrestling has to offer, the world over. See Marionette there is a big difference between you and I, you compare yourself to ‘greats’ like Jarrett, Angle, and Austin, well I know I’m not only as good as them, but better. You are completely unaware of what you have gotten yourself into when you signed yourself into the Main Event, when you wrote your name beside mine, you sealed your fate. Take a look, take a long hard look. There are no string attached to me, I am no one’s puppet. I am now and always have been my own man, I answer to no one, and fear even fewer. You think because you have convinced yourself that you are superhuman, that you are unstoppable, that you have convinced me? The only thing you have convinced me of, is that you need to get your head examined. But don’t worry, after Saturday night, when you are X-Ecuted, I will make sure your head is examined thoroughly by a highly qualified doctor, and they will make sure you get all the help you need.”
X-Rated: “Now as far as the Spineless JJ Crawfish goes, you already know first hand what I can do, you experienced it two weeks ago when Chris Cage and I took you and Hardcore Enigma down a level, and made you realized where the pair of you truly belong, so don’t worry, no one will look down on you if you do the smart thing and decide not to show up, it would only make sense to save yourself from the embarrassment that you know you will receive. But should you decide to be as dumb as Pinocchio and show up, I hope you are prepared to face the same fate. You will be X-Ecuted!”
X-Rated: “The new Summer Promotional Tour is a great opportunity for all the new, low class talent to show the upper management that you have the ability to shine. This is your chance to prove to the devoted fans of the ICWL, that you belong on the ICWL roster. The Summer Promotion will help all the underachieving low lives the ICWL has housed over the last few months to set yourselves above the rest. But don’t be mistaken, you can only elevate yourselves so high, and none of you will ever reach my height. I will pick up in the Summer Promotion where I left off in the Main ICWL, I will dominate, and I will conquer. You are looking at the First World Champion of the Summer Promotional tour! Now get out, I have work that I need to get done.”
-=The camera abruptly shuts off, leaving the screen black.=-