X-Rated: “Scotty! Come and join the party, we have lots to celebrate tonight.”

{Jarrett doesn’t nor does his expression change any.}

X-Rated: “Don’t be such a stiff, I won’t tell anyone if you have one glass of Champaign with the new Champion. Cage give the man a drink will ya? He needs to loosen up!”

{Chris Cage grabs another glass out of a box that is sitting on a folding chair. The glasses appear to be imported from somewhere in Europe. Cage fills the glass with Champaign and hands it to Scott Jarrett. Jarrett just looks down at the glass, then back at Cage, and shakes his head slowly, indicating he doesn’t want it}

Chris Cage: “Hey X, Jarrett don’t want to partake in the festivities.”

X-Rated: “Hey Scotty man, I’m insulted. I would think you of all people would be thrilled that I am the Summer Smash Champion, I mean the Summer Smash Tour finally has the credibility it needs, and this could defiantly translate into a great thing for the ICWL.”

Scott Jarrett: “First off, it’s Scott or Mr. Jarrett, never Scotty, do I make myself clear. Secondly I'm here about business not to celebrate a chump like you as Champion.”

{The celebrating stops dead, as the smile on X-Rated’s face quickly fades and a serious look replaces it. X-Rated walks right into Jarrett’s face; however, Jarrett stands his ground}

X-Rated “That was uncalled for Scott! We are inhere having a good time which I rightfully deserve, and you got to come in here and knock this party right down like that ”

{X-Rated starts poking Jarrett in the chest}

X-Rated: “And I’m not a Chump. You want to find out keep talking like that and I will drop you faster then Paris Hilton drops her panties when a camera comes on.”

{Jarrett grabs X-Rated’s hand and steps towards him so they are nose to nose}

Scott Jarrett: “X, I’m not some one you are going to intimidate so you might as well save your energy. You may think you are the greatest thing since Microwave Popcorn, but I don’t. Now, as I said I am here on business, and though I would be nice enough to come and personally deliver the news to you.”

X-Rated: “And what news is that? ICWL stocks finally start climbing? We have been offered another Television deal?”

Scott Jarrett: “No, although that would be good news for a change. No, it has to do with your match up earlier tonight.”

X-Rated: “What about it? I X-Ecuted Marionette as I said I would, I think it was pretty obvious the better man won.”

Scott Jarrett: “Perhaps, but what I seen was Marionette giving you a run for your money, at least that’s how it looked from where I sat. But actually I’m here to talk about your actions before the match ‘Officially’ begun.”

X-Rated: “I had the match well in hand, Marionette didn’t stand a chance, not even for a moment. But that’s neither here nor there, which actions are you talking about exactly.”

Scott Jarrett: “I’m talking about your unnecessary assault on ICWL Jobber, and Stu Pidhead”

X-Rated: “Unnecessary assault? No, those to special Olympic rejects stuck their nose where it didn’t belong and I broke it, I would hardly call that unnecessary, I thought I was being nice.”

Scott Jarrett: “X-Rated, you are nothing but a bully. You pick on people that you know don’t stand a chance against you, giving you the easy victory, then call it Talent. Well allow me to inform you that, that is the furthest thing from Talent. Now, because of your actions I have been left with no choice but to exercise my authority and book you in a match for next week”

X-Rated: “Oh Really? And just who is the unlucky individual that is going to go up against the first Summer Smash Champion?”

Scott Jarrett: “Well, I’m glad you asked, because you aren’t going to be facing an individual, but rather two individuals.”

X-Rated: “Trying to stack the deck are you, alright, and which two individuals am I facing exactly?”

Scott Jarrett: “You will be facing ICWL Jobber and Stu Pidhead in a Handicap match.”

{The room fills with Laughter. X-Rated is in near tears from laughing so hard. Jarrett just stands his expression not changing one bit.}

X-Rated: “you are serious? You actually put those two against me?”

Scott Jarrett: “I’m dead serious X, next week you will be facing ICWL Jobber and Stu Pidhead in a handicap match with the Summer Smash Champion on the line.”

X-Rated: “Well, this is going to be the easiest title defense in Professional Wrestling history. Thanks Scott for an easy week. I can beat those two without even breaking a sweat.”

Scott Jarrett: “Really? You are that confident in yourself? Well then, I was going to be nice enough to make it a standard 2 on 1 handicap match, but since you are so sure of yourself, it’s now going to be a Tornado 2 on 1 Handicap match. No tag’s required, you against the both of them at the same time. Have fun X, and good luck”

{With that Scott Jarrett leaves the locker room. X-Rated looks over at Chris Cage with a smile on his face.}

X-Rated: “Can you believe that? Scotty is going to try and punish me by handing me an easy victory. Oh that will really show me now wont it. Maybe after this week I can finally rid the ICWL of the poster children for birth control”

Chris Cage: “I know, when he come in here looking all serious, I thought maybe you actually did make him mad or something. Then he delivered the punch line.”

XXX: “Guys, I think Jarrett was serious.”

X-Rated: “Well, if ICWL Jobber and Stu Pidhead are the best Jarrett can dig up, then this Summer is going to be easier then had originally thought. Jobber and Pidhead are jokes, and even less worthy of stepping in the ring with the True Talent, then Marionette is. Next week will be a walk in the park for me; Jobber and Pidhead are about as likely to win the Summer Smash Championship as President Bush winning a spelling bee. Now, since Scotty has come in a ruined the celebration here, I say we pack up and head for a night on the town. Cage grab my bags, XXX and I will go get the car.”

-=X-Rated and XXX leave the locker room hand and hand, as Chris Cage grabs both his and X-Rated’s bags, and follows them out =-