X-Rated: “When JFK was shot in Dallas, the world stood still. When the death of Elvis was announced the world was shocked. When Princess Diana was confirmed dead, the world mourned. With each of these events, permanent memories would be created in the minds of those that understood their significance, and on September 1st, 2007, another moment in history was created. Fans of professional wrestling will remember for the rest of their lives where they were, and what they were doing when Damage Inc shock the industry to the very core in which it was built upon. There have been many factions in the past that have stated that they have the best of the best, but for the first time in history, that statement is true.”
{X-Rated walks towards the camera.}
X-Rated: “Damage Inc consists of the best the ICWL has to offer both past and present, and with the formation of Damage Inc. it has sent everyone in the ICWL running for cover, starting their own gangs hoping to make the same impact. Yawn runs to every locker room hoping to find someone dumb enough to join him. And the sad part is he was able to do so, Roze, Khoas, Sorrow are all willing to throw their careers away and stand with Yawn against Damage Inc. as the Alliance of Dorkness! Yawn may have found both men and women willing to throw their careers away for in hopes of getting a shot at the spot light. Well, here is your chance, here is you opportunity to make a name for yourselves. You are stepping in the ring with the best the ICWL has ever had to offer. The Current ICWL World Champion, Arsenic, the Current ICWL United States Champion, Bolt, and The Only True Talent the ICWL has to offer, me!”
{X-Rated pauses a moment as if in thought then continues..}
X-Rated: “Dawn, since you arrived in the ICWL you have tried to band together a group of ‘Lost Souls’, and for a moment, however a brief one, Bolt bought into what you were selling. Bolt looked at the Lost Souls as his answer, as his chance to make it to the top of the ICWL, however, you quickly learned that what you were offering was nothing more then a pipe dream. So Bolt turned on you, and sided with Arsenic. Then together they took out not only you, but then sidelined your life mate Khoas last week with a broken arm. Well thank your lucky stars that it was Bolt and Arsenic that put him on the shelf because had it be me, I would have not just sidelined him, I would have ended his career. The Lost Souls, Alliance of Dorkness or what ever the hell you want to be called, this week you step foot in the ring against the most dominate force the ICWL has ever seen. Simply the Best, Dark Forces, Cruel Fate, none of them have the caliber of talent Damage Inc holds within its ranks. Do Arsenic, Bolt and myself like one another, maybe not completely, but what bounds us together is a common goal, and that is total domination. We are tired of talentless worms like yourselves coming out week after week trying to cram your ‘skills’ down the throats of everyone that gives a damn about this business, and telling them to like the taste. Dawn you are lower then pound scum. You come out here week after week playing ‘mind games’, all the while not knowing a damn thing about them. You have been able to get some clueless baboons to drink the Kool-Aid and join your little Alliance of Dorkness, to follow you into battle. But what you fail to realize is you are fighting a war you can’t win. You muskets, well we are an atomic bomb.”
{X-Rated walks through the museum and out to main entrance.}
X-Rated: “Dawn, Roze, Sorrow, and anyone else that wants to stand their ground against us. Heed these words, Damage Inc is unstoppable, and if you don’t believe us, try us! What you see before you, is three of the most dominant superstars in ICWL. Past, Present or Future! Welcome to the new era in professional wrestler, welcome to Damage Inc! See you in Pittsburgh.”
-=X-Rated pushes open the door and disappears into the sea of people that fill the busy New York Streets. =-