According to statistics, every week, women do more nearly three times more housework than men. So chickies - do as the guys do!
Cooking:
Housework:
Clothes:
Once again, some guys CAN do housework, etc and good on you if you can. For those other members of the male species who can't or don't do enough - the mockery of this page and the other is JUST for you.
Try toast and cereal as a quick and easy dinner option.
Only buy cookbooks that are fully illustrated so you know exactly what results you're aiming for.
Never admit to burning food. Simply call it flambéing.
After you make gravy, it's aceptable to throw out the saucepan.
Floor rugs are handy for sweeping dust under.
To give the impression that you've just cleaned, spray some lemon-scented furniture polish in the air.
Invite a vacuun salesman into your house and get them to demonstrate throughout your house.
Instead of wasting hours cleaning out the oven, just move house when the stuck-on grease and fat makes it impossible to open the door.
Cope with a messy bathroom by keeping the door closed at all times.
If a guest drops by unexpectedly, shove all the rubbish under your bed and pull the duvet down so that it touches the floor and hides it all.
If a baking tin is caked with grease, bake a cake in it and give it to a friend so she will feel compelled to clean it for you.
Try to follow a regular path through your house so you don't disturb dust that could have remained unnoticed.
To save water and time, revive any dirty shirts by spraying them with deoderant.
Don't waste time sorting out odd socks. Train your dog to hide them under a neighbour's house.
Falling hems can be rescued with a stapler.
Don't worry about the ironing - smooth out any creases by splashing a little cold water on your clothes. They'll be dry by the time you get to where you're supposed to be!
No need to throw out all your holey, black stockings. Simply colour in your legs with a black felt pen.
Ignore what it says on labels and wash colours and whites together. This way, everything will turn greyish and you'll never have to bother about seperating anything again!
Source - "For Me", Febuary 2000