Rogue and Gambit
Rogue: What am I going to do with you Remy LeBeau?
Gambit: I have a list, but I left it in my other pants. Astonishing X-Men #1

Rogue: Get outta here, Remy! While you can! Don't throw your life away.
Gambit: Girl, Don' you ever listen? Wit' out you... I don't have much of a life! Uncanny X-Men #343

Rogue: Almost from that first time we headed into town on your bike... Ah could feel it. For the first time in my entire life, ah felt... hope. Ah knew that underneath all that hair-- all that attitude-- there was a person that cared about me. A person ah could love. And I do, Remy. Ah love you. ! Remy--?
Gambit: Don't say that, chere.
Rogue: But I do--
Gambit: You can't love me, Rouge... Because you don't know me. You don't really know me.
Rogue: Ah know you have secrets, but I know in time you'll share th--
Gambit: Den what? What happens when you can't forgive me... any more that I can? Uncanny X-Men #349

Gambit: A romantic moonlit flight through the mountains, cherie?
Rogue: If your armpits sweat on me, I'll drop you. X-Men Annual #1

Rogue: "G-Gambit. Gambit...Ah loved you. Ah...Always...Loved you."
Gambit:" As if I'm gonna let you punch out on an exit line like dat, Chere?"   Uncanny X-Men #343

Rogue: Don't worry shugah -- the pounding ah'm about to deliver will be face to face. X-Men #7
Gambit: But I love you.
Rogue: You're honest with the people you love, Gambit. Otherwise... it's a gamble. Uncanny X-Men #350

Rogue: "An' what kinda man are you NOW Remy? "
Remy: "Dat's why I need you...to help me find out...cause wit'out you girl...I'm afraid o' the answer." X-Men #33

Gambit: A romantic moonlit flight through the mountains, cherie?
Rogue: If your armpits sweat on me, I'll drop you. X-Men Annual #1

Rogue: Get outta here Remy! While you can! Don't throw your life away.
Remy: Girl, don't you ever listen? Wit' out you I don't have much of a life! Uncanny X-men #343

Rogue: Ah . . . saw what ya did. It must have been hard on you.
Remy: No, chere. Not having you in my life . . .? Dat was hard. Uncanny X-men #336

Gambit: Not too Shabby, Chere. Finest-kind, Olympic class cannonball.
Rogue: Ah'm sorry, Gambit, AH-- Well now, ain't that a sight! First time --ever-- ah b'lieve... ah've seen that cajun charmer thrown off balance. X-Men #1

Rogue: Ah suppose it's fittin' ya die with a smile on your face.
Gambit: I'm not shaking chere. I got it on good authority... I'm going to outlive every one of you. X-Men #8

Rogue: I thought you'd appreciate me makin' you an ol' fashion Cajun meal with muh own two hands.
Remy: If I made a list of things to do "with your own two hands" stirrin' gumbo wouldn't be on it. X-men #8

Gambit: Rogue says she did not cheat. D'accord. But the gloves are off now, hey? Any agreement not to use powers is null and void, no? And my powers can make this game real intestin'.
Rogue: Keep your slimy paws off a me, Gambit! You know ah can't make flesh to flesh contact with you without drainin' all your powers away!
Gambit: Perhaps. But don't nobody know how Gambit loves a challenge. X-Men #4

Gambit: But I love you.
Rogue: You're honest with the people you love, Gambit. Otherwise... it's a gamble. Uncanny X-Men #350

Rogue: It's about us! I'm in love wit' and I'm afraid you don't know what that word really means!!
Remy: What happened with Sabretooth and the girl was a long time ago, Rogue. I was a different man back then.
Rogue: An' what kinda man are you now Remy?
Remy: Dat's why I need you . . . to help me find out . . . cause wit'out you girl . . . I'm afraid o' the answer. X-men #33

Rogue:  White lilies are for death...that go for roses, too?
Gambit:  Dear Lord...give me de strength. X-Men #81

Rogue to Gambit: An' ah wasn't cryin' . . . ah was spittin' out that horrible gumbo! X-Men #24
 
Rogue: Are you...cryin'?
Gambit: Nah, wouldn't want that idea gettin' out. Ruin my reputation right quick. Uncanny X-men #350

Rogue: "Truth is, sugar...once you've had three or four personalities at a time runnin' in yer skull...altered states of reality become second nature. If y'all weren't in such bad shape...ah'd actually be enjoyin' this!"
Gambit: "You're a very sick girl." X-Men #82

Gambit: "A romantic moonlit flight through the mountains, cherie?"
Rogue: "If your armpits sweat on me, I'll drop you." X-Men Annual #1

Gambit: Rogue says she did not cheat. D'accord. But the gloves are off now, hey? Any agreement not to use powers is null and void, no? And my powers can make this game real intestin'.
Rogue: Keep your slimy paws off a me, Gambit! You know ah can't make flesh to flesh contact with you without drainin' all your powers away!
Gambit: Perhaps. But don't nobody know how Gambit loves a challenge. X-Men #4

Rogue:  Keep gettin' a static charge from your kisses.
Gambit: Must be my electric personality. Gambit # 16

Gambit(to Rogue): Ev'reyone's always on me about tellin' th' truth -- but it never works both ways. Never stops people from keeping secrets frrom me... All I've ever done since joining the X-Men is everythin' I've been asked to do-- an' I've done them well! You think the least I could get is a pat on the back... but the least I got was gettin' left to die in a frozen wasteland... an' I know you apologized for that, Rogue... but I never did say that I accepted that apology, did I? Gambit # 16

Gambit(to Rogue): Everythi' huh? Hmph. I tell you everythin' now, might as well book my one-way ticket back to Antartica! Gambit # 16

Gambit: "In th' meantime, I have to stay frosty. I get too excited, I'm liable to lose control."
Rogue: "I guess 'break-up messin around' is out?"
Gambit: "Heh. Yah..." Gambit #16

Gambit: What happened with Sabertooth an' the girl was a long time ago, Rogue. I was a different man back then.
Rogue: An' what kind of man are you now, Remy?
Gambit: Dat's why I need you... yo help me find out. X-Men #33

Rogue: Been awhile Magento. Never called, never wrote, ah was startin' t'figure you'd forgotten all 'bout me. That's no way for friends to act. X-Men  #1

Rogue to Magneto: Sounds like you're talkin' from personal experience. Don't matter though . . . whatever's needed that's what we'll do. With these yoyo's or without 'em. Uncanny X-men #274

Rogue: "Bless my Southern soul, Cyclops givin' us a break? Will wonders never cease?" X-Men #95

Rogue: "An' if he's too stupid to know he needs rescuin', that's too dang bad."   Uncanny X-Men #350

Rogue: "Ah jus' found you, Remy, an' ah ain't about to lose you." Uncanny X-Men #350
 

Rogue (to Gambit): "Almost from that first time we headed into town on your  bike...Ah could feel it. For the first time in my entire life, ah felt hope."   Uncanny X-Men #349

Rogue (to Erik the Red after he forces her to kiss Gambit): "How dare you violate me like that!? You mentally raped me! Your justice's let' me pregnant with a new personality -- an' the exact one ah wanted ta get to know like a real, normal woman!"   Uncanny X-Men #350

Rogue: "You are deader than a snowman in July. An' ah mean TV movie of the week, CNN all-day coverage kinda dead!" X-Men #38

Rogue: "An' from the sound of it, the poor darlin' ain't too happy. Will y'all listen to that language? An' she calls herself a lady!" X-Men #100

Rogue to Iceman:  Ah'd walk into hell if it meant savin' my child, Bobby. Astonishing X-Men #4

Gambit: "When you get mad...you really get mad, chere. You didn't kiss anyone an' absorb dem while I was gone, did you--someone like Blastarr, maybe--?" X-Men #81

Gambit: Playin' for keeps is still playin', Mon Ami, so take a card... any card! Avengers West Coast #101

Gambit: ...Every man has a price to charge and a price to pay. Uncanny X-Men #350

Gambit: After all dis time-- An' I still manage to impress myself.   Uncanny # 312

Gambit: "Girl, don you ever listen? Wit'out you...I don't have much of a life!"  Uncanny X-Men #343

Gambit:" What has love done to you, Remy LeBeau? Standin' in the rain, pretendin' its that and not tears runnin' down y'face." X-Men #45
 
Gambit: "Gambit Prince of T'Thieve's guild, left standin' like a fool, pain in his chest...cause she stole my heart...gaspin' for air...cause she took my breath away..." X-Men #45

Gambit: "Ooh, two at once? Not my style. Seriously." Gambit #5

Gambit: "Look at dis here. I be the thief, Chere...and there you go off stealin' my heart." Rogue Ltd. Series #2

Gambit: Alors! I thought I joined the X-Men not the Brady Bunch! There are some things I prefer not to do in a group! X-Men #4

Gambit: If you can't trust Remy LeBeau-- who can you trust? Uncanny X-Men #25

Gambit: Look, Mambo, it's not dat I don't wat to repay you and all, but revenge ain't 'sactly my area of expertise. Heartbreack, yes... revenge, no. Now, you want I should steal somethin'... Uncanny X-Men #25

Gambit: Why not lay off de face for a bit? You might not t'ink so, but dere be a number of girlies who won't be so happy you go an' br  Uncanny X-Men #25

Gambit: Had me goin' dere for a minute Dirge. But you want to break my spirit, de mutant masacre, it be the wrong stick to use. Because the only person who got betrayed here... was me. Uncanny X-Men #382

Gambit (speaking to Storm): Outta all the X-Men I always did have the most in common wit' you, ever since we first met. 'Course, at th' time, you'd been changed into a thirteen- year old. Sort of put us on an even level, maturity-wise. Gambit #2
 
X-Man: I didn't hurt you -- did I?
Rogue: No... Somebody already saw t'that. X-Man #11

Storm: Is everyone alright?
Gambit: Your friend is one spoon short o' a bowl o' Gumbo but other dan dat... Uncanny X-Men #313

Gambit: I'm talkin' bout your hole life. Scott about you're friends and family. I'm talkin' about a future with a wife dat loves you-- and a past not filled wit' things your ashamed of.
Cyclops: Except perhaps my inability to hook up this blasted VCR...? Uncanny X-Men #318

Gambit: Perfect. Jus' perfect. De teacher's pets are here t' save de day an' show us l'il tadpoles how t' behave.
Cyclops: Whoa-- whoa--
Gambit: Forget it, Summers... de crazy ol' got's all yours. X-Men #92

Gambit: "Speaking o' which, whose 'Three Stooges Collected Works' video?"
Cyclops: "Ummm, that'd be mine. It was... er, a gift... a wedding gift."
Gambit: "Like I said, you're a lucky man, Scott Summers."  Uncanny X-Men #318

Gambit: You t'ink dey serve drinks at de late show?
Jean Grey: I think the more nervous you get-- the more jokes you crack.
Gambit: Shhh. Ancient family secret. Uncanny X-Men #333

Gambit: If we were as evil as ev'body t'inks-- we'd have grabbed a few of dem as hostages.
Jean: Gambit!
Gambit: I said, "if." Uncanny X-Men #318

Gambit:  And just when I was afraid de only reason you asked me to come along is my irresistable animal magnetism.
Jean: Don't push it Cajun.
Gambit: Who, me? Uncanny X-Men #318

Cyclops: ... because I have nothing to apologize for.
Jean :  How can you say that? Or is the ability to drool whenever Psylocke enters a room some new mutant power of yours?  Uncanny X-Men #294

Cyclops: I'm worried.
Jean: What a shock.... Uncanny X-Men #321

Jean: A blast that powerful could have killed you! Why did you do that?
Cyclops: Because I was the... only one who... could... stop them. Uncanny X-Men #357

Cable: Scott is dead, Jean! We were all there, we saw it happen!
Jean: I don't care what you think you saw, any of you! He's still alive in that thing, I swear -- that's how he saved us. X-Men #98

Jean: The Magneto I knew may have been determined, even brutal... but he would never strike out at innocent children!  Uncanny X-Men  #298

Jean (To Scott via their rapport): Scott!!  Sorry to invade your mind babe, but you've got to fire an optic blacst straight up.
Astonishing X-Men #3

Jean Grey: "Don't lie to a telepath, Scott. It's demeaning." Uncanny X-Men #294

Jean: Morning, Boys! Am I interrupting an intellectual conversation, or just standard macho nonsense?  X-Men #71

Cyclops: The bond between us transcends your mutant powers, Jean. You're my wife. Even if you've left my mind, you could never leave my heart. Uncanny X-Men #359

Wolverine:  By my count, there are only a few thousand of them. Cover me, I'm goin' in.
Cyclops: Okay.
Wolverine: I was just kiddin'.
Cyclops: Me too.  X-Men #112

 Jubilee: I know you're in there, McCoy! No one else sings Sinatra in the tub 'cept the Prof'... it's my turn next, so clean all your yak fuzz outta the drain when you're done! X-Men Annual #3

Jubilee: Ya' mean somebody was actually desperate enough to become Mrs. Gambit?! X-Men #8

Jubilee: "Why does everyone say my name like it means 'shut-up'??!"  X-Men #10

Beast: Every time I hear myself called by my formal title--I fight the urge to shout out, "he's dead, Jim!" X-Men #27

Beast: Memo to self: ...on the necessity for providing a more efficient means of drying myself after my daily ablutions. Fur may be cute, and thermally useful, but in some respects it's a royal pain! X-Factor #65

Beast: (to Gambit) Yes, well, you can tell us all about 'em on the ride home, Cajun... preferably from downwind! Pe-eew!
Uncanny X-Men #345

Archangel: "I've tried to be patient, to trust you when you say you can work things out on your. But this is starting to..."
Psylocke: "To what Warren? To frighten you?" X-Men #61

Iceman: "Note: Ask Scott the trick to getting people to listen to him." X-Men #69

Iceman: "STOP! As glad as I am to have the two of you hate each other more than you hate me, I think we can all agree that we'd be better off fighting one another somewhere far away from here, instead of being killed here by Sentinels."

Iceman: "I've got two choices here. Number one: Run away, save self. Number two: Prevent the mercenaries from being crushed, possibly get crushed myself. I'll be expecting Thank You notes from everyone!"

Gambit: "... dese people even accepted me. Dat should tell ya what a poor judge of character dey are."
Joseph: "Point taken"   Uncanny X-Men #338

Rogue: If y'all is done babblin', keep an eye out for company, while--
Jubilee: I don't babble. You're thinking of the Beast. X-Men #9

Rogue: "Marrow! Guess this means...y'like me better'n an ugly gator...?"
Marrow: "...you smell better."
Rogue: "I'll take it. Thanks." X-Men #80

Rogue: Good shot, sugah! Now shift your thigh bone! It's jabbing me someplace ah can't mention!
Marrow: Can you control where your bones grow in? Well, neither can I!   Uncanny X-Men #360

Iceman: "I'm trying to think --"
Cecilia: "Don't hurt yourself." X-Men #68

Rogue: Ah got the Russian, Storm! What about the swamp rat?
Storm: He is about to receive a painful lesson in the law of gravity and humiliation unless the good Earth responds to my call.
Gambit: CA C'EST ASSEZ! Enough! I'm sorry already! Less wit' de guilt and more wit de savin', Chere!   X-Men #82

Gambit: I don't believe we ever met, Marko. De name is Gambit!
Juggernaut: That name is almost as dumb as yer accent... How 'bout if I just call ya loser!
Uncanny X-Men #334

Professor X: "Walking into a trap is one thing - but to do blindly is--"
Gambit: "What's th' saying, Prof... "Love is blind"- ? See you later." Gambit #5

Jean: I take it Gambit hasn't been the ideal set of eyes?
Rogue: You kiddin' me, girl? That boy sees where he wants t'go clear enough. Ah just don't know if it's the same direction ah want.
Jean: You don't know if you trust him, do you? Funny. We put our lives in each others hands--but our hearst? That's another matter. X-Men  #20

Kitty: I’m just trying to understand you.
Marrow: A beautiful girl like you would never understand.

X-Man: Jean, I was born to fight Apocalypse.
Jean: And perhaps born to lose to him, as well. Uncanny X-Men #379

Wolverine: "Any comments?"
Rogue: "Nothing printable." Uncanny X-Men #230

Mystique: "Looks like, uh, we got a kodak moment here, huh?"
Rogue: "Aw, shaddup." X-Factor #70

Sabertooth: Don't make me remember!
Gambit: Don't you dare turn away, Creed! Y'think your victems got to turn away when you pulled deir insides out! People like us ain't allowed to forget! Uncanny X-Men #326

Spat: Oh? And what is it that turns a devil into an angel?
Gambit: I care 'bout somethin' now. No more fightin'. More den dat, I won't say. Uncanny X-men #350

Juggernaut: What the-?!
Gambit: Who? To my friends, de neame's Remy LeBeau. To my enemies, it's GAMBIT! You can go ahead an' forget dat first name right about now. Looks like you losin' your touch mon ami.
Storm: Where as it looks as though you've regained yours, Remy... or should I call you Gambit now?
Gambit: You tell me chere. Dat calls yours to make, non? Uncanny X-men #361

Gambit: "On de count of `three'?"
Bishop: "Why wait? Let's go on `two'." X-Men #46

Rogue: "The Age of Apocalypse ends. Now."
Morph: "And not a moment too soon if you ask me.. which you didn't.. but that's what I would have said if you did...which you didn't" Astonishing X-Men #4

Cyclops: "Got the ring, Alex?"
Havok: "What's it worth to you?"
Cyclops: "Want to die, Alex?" Uncanny X-Men #175

Colosus:...I thought I saw a ghost earlier... A creature of light, and ice.
Gambit's thoughts: Ghost woman? Non, can't be. She swore that if I stayed with her, she'd leave de others alone.
Gambit: She wrap aroun' you like a swirl of smoke?
Colosus: No.
Gambit: Say she was in love wit' you an' dat you best love her back?
Colosus: No.
Gambit: Good.
Wolverine: Why you askin', LeBeau? Remind you of someone you know?
Gambit: Nope. Uncanny X-Men #365

Beast: "Elton, Senator, Professor - greetings. And a hearty 'sieg heil!' too you, Mr. Creed!"
Greydon Creed: "Poke fun if you'd like, Dr. McCoy, I'm--"
Beast: "--A racist?! It would take a more ignorant man than me to argue such a point! Though I confess I didn't recognize you sans your hood and robes. Might I suggest a logo? A burning DNA symbol, mayhap?" Uncanny X-Men #299

Xavier: "Wolverine, call me 'Professor', 'Professor X', Professor Xavier', or, even if you must, 'Charles' but not 'Charley'. Is that understood?"
Wolverine: "Sure, Chuck." Uncanny X-Men #139

Cyclops: Under the rules Gambit...
Gambit: I know Cyclops. Je suit mort-- I am now dead. As I always suspected... Redheads, they have a dynamite kiss.
Cyclops: At your own risk my friend.
Jean: I must confess, infuriating and arrogant as Gambit can be... those eyes, that grin, the body-- it takes a girls breath away.
Cyclops: Oh really? When next the opportunity presents itself... remind me to drop a truck on him.
Xavier: Cyplops
Cyclops: A big truck.
Xavier: Cyclops
Cyclops: A really big truck.
Xavier: Cyclops! X-Men #1

Gambit: No harm done Rogue. C'mon back down! Something's wrong, she looks scared.
Wolverine: Small wonder Gambit. Doble dose o' those come-hither, heart breaker eyes o' yours... that'll spook anyone. X-Men #1
 
Wolverine: Gambit... one of those days you are going to push your luck too far, boy.
Gambit: An' you, friend Logan... are goin' to explode if you do not learn to relax, no? X-Men #4

Bishop: You must be Gambit. There's very little written about you.
Gambit: Jus' the way I like it. X-Men #8
 
Gambit(to Bishop): A plasma rifle-- 'gainst a Boysonberry Pie? Can you find thee crazed psychopath in this picture?
Bishop: Is this wise?
Gambit: Keep laughing or she'll kill us. X-Men #8

Wolverine: So yer the skirt that tamned the Cajun?
Bella Donna: "House-broke," to be more acc'rate.
Gambit: Nice t' see everyone's havin' their HA-HA's at my expense. X-Men #8

Storm: "Boosted?"
Gambit: You stoled thosee radios?
Marrow: Gimme a break. I'm getting lectured on taking things that aren't mine by a pick pocket and a member of the theive's guild?
Gambit: Um, right... X-Men Unlimited #22

Marrow: Oh that guy! I owe you one Cajun.
Gambit: Chere, you don't ever owe me a thing... X-Men Unlimited #22
 
Gambit: You gotta agree, Prof, that th' truth is an adjustable commodity in our line of work.
Xavier: But not amoungst your team mates! You, of all people, should know that by now.
Gambit: Yah, of course... me, the key to th' Morlock Massacre... how could I forget? Gambit #5
 
Xavier: As much as it breaks both our hearts to face it -- to accept it -- Scott Summers is gone.
Jean: Because you say so--!? He came out of retirement for you, for all of you! Gave up his chance at a normal life -- a normal future -- and you just threw it all away. Uncanny X-Men #378

Deathbird: ... for none can survive war, pestilence, and famine!
Jean: Otherwise known as Deathbird, Caliban, and... Ahab?  X-Men #97

Psylocke: Why is it...you men always seem to talk in macho slogans? Uncanny X-Men #271
 
Beast: I wonder if the Avengers have given away my old room yet? Uncanny X-Men #325

Professor X, on how hard it is to kill an X- Man- "Sometimes it seems that in mutant heaven there are no pearly gates, but instead revolving doors."

Shadow King, to Psylocke on the astral plane- "Nice entrance, and the psionic armour is a dazzling touch... the sword a rental?"

Jean: Um...Hank? I thought you were helping me pack.
Beast (holding a stuffed animal): Can't talk Jean. I'm playing...You're just a big furry teddy bear, aren't you...? Uncanny X-Men #358

Cecelia to Daredevil when he comes seeking medical assistance- "Take off your clothes."
Daredevil's- "What?"
Cecelia- "I think I said it in plain English. Take off your clothes. Especially that mask. And hurry up."
Later...
Daredevil- "OWCH!"
Cecelia- "'OWCH'? Aren't you supposed to be a hero? "
After...
Cecelia- "Hold your breath. This may hurt a little."
Daredevil- "OWW!"
Cecelia- "Did I say a little?"

Shadowcat: "I've been an X-man since I was fourteen, Pete. It's like wearing a big sign saying 'Please try and kill me, I like it.'"

Shadowcat: I know. Ever seen the movie "Ghost?"
Marrow: Romances make me want to kill myself. X-Men Unlimited #22

Pete to Cable- "You made me throw away my cigarette. You must be punished."

Nightcrawler: Katherine. You don't want to do that. Why not give me the sword, eh?
Shadowcat: Oh, JOY. It's the Monkey. Excalibur #84

Cyclops: I believe you people have something that belongs to us?
Gambit: Short li'l fella.
Jubilee: All adamantium and attitude. "He's one of a kind. We'd like him back.
Beast: And don't forget our resident psionic Japanese-By-Way-of-Britain Ninja Warrior...You can imagine how hard they are to replace! X-Men #7

 (Emma has just woken up from her coma)
Xavier: Henry -- Report!
Beast: "Star and Garters" is the only thing that springs to mind, sir.
Sean: Saints preserve us.
Beast: Okay, that too. Uncanny X-Men #313

Kitty: How long can you keep this up? You haven't slept -- you look terrible!
Wolverine: Don't hold back. How d'ya really feel? Uncanny X-Men #368

Quark: The X-- The X--
Beast: 'Men', 'Force', 'Factor'... it all does get so confusing! X-Men Annual #1

Jubilee: Show-off! I was just about to do that!
Beast: I am certain. Fact is, I was sitting over there thinking, "What would Jubilee do in MY place?" X-Men #9

JJ Jameson: McCoy -- Isn't that Magneto out there?!
Beast: It... would seem to be, yes.
JJ Jameson: But... he just saved us all, no?
Beast: It... would, uh, seem so, yes. Um yes. Yes, I would say that, DEFINITLY he saved us.
JJ Jameson: So you're also saying... Magneto is one of the X-men, now...
Beast: Yes, you could say he is one of the X-men now. Sort of. In a way. Uncanny X-Men #339

Shadowcat: "WOW!"
Mystique: "I bid you both welcome... to my humble abode."
Shadowcat: "WOW!"
Mystique: "Will wonders never cease? I've rendered ghost-girl speechless." X-Men #93

Cable: If I'm bodysliding to a different planetary mass, I have to recalibrate my instrumentation.
Wolverine: How long will that take?
Cable: If I do it myself, about twenty, twenty five minutes.
Wolverine: And if we help?
Cable: An hour and a half. X-Factor #86

Shadowcat: I'm IMPRESSED... you tagged her without severing her spinal cord, in spite of your REP.
Marrow: Funny. Funnier if you spit it out through broken teeth... but that'll have to wait....

Angel: (about Scarlet Witch) Wow! What a dish! If she's an evil mutant, I want an application blank! X-Men #4
 
Archangel: If this is someone's idea of a joke, I'm thoroughly unamused. Uncanny X-Men #330

Angel: (to Iceman) Don't cry in your Ovaltine, Jr! X-Men #4

Storm: Why must I paint my face?
Dazzler: To look good.
Storm: Why?
Dazzler: So people'll look at you.
Storm: They already do. Too often. I do not like it! Uncanny X-Men #244

 White Queen: Why you arrogant... self-righteous... doubting... arrogant...
Banshee: Ye already said "arrogant"...
White Queen: Shut-up.

Storm: We are here to see a man about a rescue.
Xavier: Pity. I was hoping for a pizza delivery.
Colossus: Is Professor Xavier unwell, Storm? He is making a joke.
Jean: Contrary to popular belief, the man's only human. Complete with a sense of humor.
Warren: Such as it is.
Xavier: Et tu, Archangel? Don't I get respect anymore from anyone? X-Men 3
 
 Shadow King: "Miss Braddock?! Interresting. I had you brain dead and buried at the site of the pulse---"
Psylocke: "I got better." X-Men #78

Phoenix: "I've done my part, Psylocke, and Beast's done his. This last bit is all yours. We have to put that Transmat Ring out of commission - permanently."
Psylocke: "You mean I get to break things? Not a problem." Uncanny X-Men #385

Rogue: "Ah got the Russian, Storm! What 'bout the Swamp Rat?"
Storm: "He is about to receive a painful lesson in the law of gravity...and in humility...unless the good earth responds to my call."
Gambit: "Ça c'est assez! Enough! I'm sorry, already! Less wit' de guilt and more wit' de savin', chere!
Rogue: "He's awful snitty f'r someone up a creek without a parachute..."
Storm: "True, though I imagine it is the fall talking...or the realization that I am hurling basketball-sized hailstones past his nose at ninety miles per hour. Neither of which would be the case if he had heeded my warnings."
Gambit: "Anyone ever tell you ladies you got a real talent for kickin' a man when he's down? Dis gon' smart--" X-Men #82

Rogue: If y'all is done babblin', keep an eye out for company, while--
Jubilee: I don't babble. You're thinking of the Beast. X-Men #9
 

 Archangel: "They're in a blind panic! What could it be?"
Iceman: "A John Tesch concert?"
Uncanny X-Men #357

Nightcrawler: "Peter, mein freund --"
Colossus: "Da?"
Nightcrawler: "Your foot."
Colossus: "Da?"
Nightcrawler: "Remove it from my spleen."
Uncanny X-Men #367

Angel: "I'm thinkin' back about a year ago, maybe more...somebody swiped a Matisee from my New York penthouse."
Gambit: "Why you be lookin' my way when you say such things?"
Rogue: "Maybe, Gambit, because you're a thief."
Gambit: "Not for a Matisse, Rogue. Remy's taste runs more to Cezanne." Uncanny X-Men #379

Gambit to Bishop:" For de first time since you dropped into dis century, you  called me *Remy*. You tryin' to make me *blush*?"  Uncanny X-Men #334