Funny Tech Stories

This story is something that actally happened to me.

TECH: Thank you for calling the help desk Jerry speaking may I have your phone number?
CUSTOMER: What?
TECH: May I have your phone number?
CUSTOMER: UH?
TECH: Do you have internet service?
CUSTOMER: Let me go in where the computer is.
TECH: ok?
CUSTOMER: Ok, I'm at the computer.
TECH: What are the lights on the dsl modem doing?
CUSTOMER: They are flashing.
TECH: Alright that shouldn't be a problem. What is your telephone number?
*Customer get's very quite*
CUSTOMER: I don't know.
TECH: You don't know? Why is that?
CUSTOMER: I don't live here.
TECH: Well who lives there.
CUSTOMER: I don't know but hold on. (Covers the phone and yell's) Who lives here.
Someone in the background answers: Some guy named David.
Customer: Some guy named david.
TECH: May I speak to david.
CUSTOMER: Ummm...... He's in the bathroom he's got the shit's. Hold on a minute and he will be out.
Customer then puts down the phone and walks across the room. He doesen't realize that I can still hear him. The whole time I hear beer bottle clicking and people in the background. I hear him say: "Hay man when your done rolling that pass it over here." A couple of minutes later I Hear him take a big hit on it. While holding his breath he says: "You remember the other day when we where eating those shrooms."
At this point I don't know what to think. Another minute goes by and finally this David person gets on the phone.
DAVID: Hello?
TECH: Yes, This is Jerry with the help desk do you need some help with your internet connection?
DAVID: What? Not to mention that David was PISS DRUNK.
GIRLFRIEND: (The whole time his girlfriend is yelling at him in the background) who the hell he was talking to?
DAVID: It's a SEX hotline.
TECH: (The girlfriend starts screaming at david. Finally I had had all i could stand) I'm sorry but you can call back when you sober up. Thank you for calling...DISCONNECT