Welcome To...
And here's your host... ASHLEY the HUNGARIAN LLAMA!! :: theme music plays in background:: " Yahh, dis is Aushley, uhuhuhuh, your hoost for tooonight's showe. Ve'll start off by telling you all the vonderful couples who have happily mated from zis showe. Bring em out, Erika!
Check it out! First off, we have Frodoi and Angelina that are happy life mates with their 7 children.  Here they are!
Then we have our second success couple,  Red and Jelene. They met 2 months ago on the show and already have a litter of their own on the way!
And finally, the oldest couple that met 4 years ago on our "we're the same kind" speacial, Brian and Brian!
Alvight! Yah! On wif de show! Let's meet our bachelorette today on ze showe, Danielle.
Hey! I'm ready to play!
And then of course, our 3 llamalicious bachelors! Now Danielle, put on the sound proof earphones!
Yo, sup, I am Timmy da Llama hottie. Tieeght!
#1
Hi, I'm, like Howard the neato cool California dude llama. Uhuhuh?
#2
Hey! Wow! I'm on the show?! I'm Keith Domoroes, the "smart" llama. ::claps:: Yea, go me! ::claps::
#3
we'll come back to the show after this commercial break! WeEeEeEeEeEe!!!!!