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[[Camera fades into the dining room...the day of the Drunk...and Team Alcohol sits there, discussing..."problems"...]]
Mr. Belvedere: We must get rid of Nathanial's alter ego.
Rave Rexter: No shit.
Homosexual Pesos: Si...si...
Mr. Belvedere: But, how are we going to do it?
Rave Rexter: I say we kill him.
Mr. Belvedere: But that will just kill Nathanial as well.
Rave Rexter: Damn. Well then, I'm out of ideas holmes...
Mr. Belvedere: And it was such an excellent idea as well.
Dhite: What if we...
Mr. Belvedere: What if we what?
Dhite: What if we load him with alcohol?
Mr. Belvedere: What will that do my child?
Dhite: Well...if we got him drunk, won't he lose his mental capacity?
Mr. Belvedere: And then he'll lose control...genius Dhite!
Rave Rexter: But how do we get the alcohol to him?
Mr. Belvedere: Good question Rave...
Homosexual Pesos: Que da senor la bebida?
Mr. Belvedere: It's worth a shot...but I don't think it'll work.
Rave Rexter: I'll go get the beer.
[[Rave runs into the kitchen, as the camera fades back to the living room...]]
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Those fucking rejects...
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Hey!
Nathanial Rezno Glore: What? How did you get here?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Oh...I forgot something, so I decided to see how ya'll doing?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Everything's under control Nathanial...
Nathanial Rezno Glore: That's good to hear.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Yes...now if you'll excuse me..you can leave anytime.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: But...When Animals Attacks is on.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: As is the news.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Ah...c'mon...can't we just watch it?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: No.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: PURRRRTTTYYY PLEASE?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: I said no...
Nathanial Rezno Glore: With cherries on top?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: What part of no don't you understand Nathanial?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: I think it's your enunciation.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: ...
Nathanial Rezno Glore: So can we watch it?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: I suppose so Nathanial...if you'll be quiet.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: I will! I will!
[[Nathanial changes the channel...and Rave walks in with the alcohol...and walks back out...]]
Rave Rexter: Mr. Belvedere, I think the problem is solved.
Mr. Belvedere: Did he take the alcohol?
Rave Rexter: No...I didn't even need to give it to him.
Mr. Belvedere: Then what happened?
Rave Rexter: Well...I walked into the room you know, like you told me.
Mr. Belvedere: Yes...and?
Rave Rexter: ....
Mr. Belvedere: Well, then what happened?
Rave Rexter: Well, I walked in...and he was watching When Animals Attack, so I just figured he was back to normal...
Mr. Belvedere: Well then, I'll have to go have a look see...
[[Mr. Belvedere walks out of the dining room....]]
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Wow, that was a great episode.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Drivel Nathanial, simply drivel.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Ah come on....you can't tell me you didn't like the part when the bear ripped off that guys head.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: I can, and I will.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Well then, you're just a mor-on.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: And you're a fool.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: No I'm not.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Yes, you are.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Yea, well than give me back my body!
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Why would I do that?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Cuz you're the genius.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: That makes no sense, why are you telling me what I already know.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: I don't know, I just thought it was a good thing to say.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Well it wasn't Nathanial, it was pretty childish.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: So it worked?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: No...no it didn't.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Why not?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Because you gave no reason why I should leave.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Oh...I was supposed to?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Yes...now, if you'll excuse me...the news is on.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: The news? Nothing really happens in the news.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Everything happens, you've just sheltered yourself.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: So?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Nevermind...you're pathetic.
[[Nathanial clicks back to the news...and Mr. Belvedere walks in, and walks right back out...]]
Mr. Belvedere: Rave, you needn't lie to get out of your duty.
Rave Rexter: What?
Mr. Belvedere: You heard me child, Nathanial is sitting there, watching the news.
Rave Rexter: But I swear, he was watching When Animals Attack!
Mr. Belvedere: Well, why is he watching the news?
Rave Rexter: Maybe there was an animal escape?
Mr. Belvedere: Not likely Rave, perhaps someone was lieing to me.
Rave Rexter: Why would I lie to you?
Mr. Belvedere: I'm not certain yet...perhaps you like this counterpart.
Rave Rexter: Like that fool?
Mr. Belvedere: It looks that way.
Rave Rexter: Look, when I was walking in there...a bear was ripping off this guys head. It wasn't the news.
Mr. Belvedere: I doubt that.
Rave Rexter: Ah c'mon...you're going to believe him?
Mr. Belvedere: I have nothing to believe, I'm going off of what I saw.
Rave Rexter: Then believe me! Maybe he got lost.
Mr. Belvedere: Lost?
Rave Rexter: There are a lot of numbers...maybe he got confused.
Mr. Belvedere: That could be...but I'm believing.
Rave Rexter: Alright, we'll prove it.
Mr. Belvedere: Prove it? How?
Rave Rexter: We'll offer Nathanial a beer.
Mr. Belvedere: That sounds like an execellent idea.
[[Rave grabs a beer and the two walk towards the living room...]]
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Dude...I could really go for a beer.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: No beer Nathanial, I will not have it.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Why? Just because it hurts you?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: In a nutshell, yes.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Ah come on...just one won't hurt you.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Of course it will.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: You're no fun!
Nathanial Rezno Glore: I'm not supposed to be. You are.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Oh yea...well, let's have some fun!
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Let us not.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: And say we did?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: No...let's just not.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Oh...well I still want a beer.
Mr. Belvedere: Nathanial....I have something for you...
[[Mr. Belvedere and Rave walk into the living room with a few beers in their hands...]]
Nathanial Rezno Glore: Ohh.....bbeeeerr....
Mr. Belvedere: Would you like one?
Nathanial Rezno Glore: No.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: I was just talking about them.
Nathanial Rezno Glore: I'm sorry, I don't want a beer.
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