WHO DEY!
Yeah, the Bengals. Who dey think gon' beat dem Bengals?
Well, let's see....
-Chargers
-Browns
-Falcons
-Buccaneers
-Colts
-Steelers
-Titans
But besides that, NO ONE!
Yeah, my Bengals may be 0-7 right now, but by the end of the season I am guaranteeing you that they WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE WIN. It just stands to reason. I mean some fateful Sunday, my Bengals will have a perfect game, and the other team will have a pitifully horrible game. And so my Bengals WILL TRIUMPH! Here's another guarantee - they will win by a point or more!
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Could it be Corey Dillon? The greatest running back EVER? Yeah, who holds the record for the most yards ina  single game? Dillon! Who holds the record for most yards in a rookie season? Dillon! Who has the most yards in BENGALS HISTORY? Dillon!
Cheerleaders!!!! (And BENGALS Cheerleaders, At That!)
THE BENGALS!!!
I've had my fill of Bengals for today, send me home.