out; hit wicket



cesspool memoirs

episode 03

060416


jyothi enthu jathiya ?


jyothi enthu jathiya? that was a googly bowled at me by a senior professor and chairman of the selection committee that determines my fitness for being included in the "team", immediately on my joining the cesspool way back in the mid ninetees.

the question put in malayalam simply asks - which caste do you belong to, lover boy? my dumb answer was that i belong to a scheduled caste.

the crooked finger went up:

out, hit wicket !

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tail piece


Recochet

when another person in an altogether different set up asked me "are you a vegetarian?" he was not exactly planning to invite me to dinner. if you are an indian you can easily make out what exactly he was driving at! that is what is known as tact.

the other extreme is an election worker of a particular party who had come to my (rented) house couple of days back, gave me a leaflet and told me "if you are a hindu, you read it". i told him even more bluntly that i am not a hindu and gave his leaflet back. i sure must have made one more addition to the list of my innumerable "friends".

incidentally most of my "friends" are those nursing injuries from such recochet (have i spelt it right? the oxford genie is keeping mum - could be it is again a french word) rather than my targeting them !

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viceman
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i am clueless about cricket and it is not at all my favourite game - there is nothing like soccer ! i never watch cricket matches except perhaps towards the end of the one dayers. but i know it is a very popular game and so am borrowing certain terminologies

and there in deed is an international umpire who crooks his index finger while giving a batsman out. incidentally, inzy recently got out - obstructing the field? !


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